Serious Sexual Question!

[lordofthenerds]

Maybe Nick should just ask his girlfriend for a threesome with this mystery man. That might settle things down a bit.

 

[SpideyInATree]

Ok...

This is a serious question about me. You can take it seriously...or you can laugh. But the fact of the matter is...I am not a desperate s**t like some of the people on these forums.

I have a sexual problem of late and I just need people to help me clarify what might be causing it.

Let's just say...half through intercourse sometimes... The Amazing Lee Jr. goes soft and just doesn't wanna perform any longer.

This is really frustrating for me...my girlfriend really doesn't mind but I think she feels that I don't find her attractive but I DO. she is such an attractive woman!

There are two main reasons which may be causing this..


...Maybe I wank too much. I've been trying to stop

But the main reason I think it is, is because I'm over weight....and VERY unfit. I can't keep up at times and I feel maybe the blood pressure goes to other parts of my body and stops my penis from working.

It mainly happens when we switch positions etc...

I just need your help.

If you wanna joke about it...be my guest...but I'd like at LEAST one serious answer.

I have hope in the hype.

You horny bastards! :heart:

Don't take this as joking, but if you don't want to get back into shape, then smoke the chronic. It horns you just fine and is natures viagra. I know this, because Tyler knows this.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Well...


...I managed to do without anything going wrong.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

I just need your help.

If you wanna joke about it...be my guest...but I'd like at LEAST one serious answer.

I have hope in the hype.

You horny bastards! :heart:

hahahahaha. Sorry Lee, but this is funny.

Congratz on your candid way of addressing it though.

I don't think that going limp is the result of too much hand time though; I'd guess that it had to do w/ concentration.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Well...I did ok last night...I think the mood was better last night.

 

[enterthemadness]

Well...I did ok last night...I think the mood was better last night.

t: did you do pushups for that lousy chest of yours?

ZING!

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Well...I did ok last night...I think the mood was better last night.

[Mr. Miyagi] Hang in there, Daniel San. [/Mr. Miyagi]

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[The Amazing Lee]

t: did you do pushups for that lousy chest of yours?

ZING!

I haven't done exercise lately

 

[Sloth7d]

I think your just not attracted to her or maybe shes not good sexually.
The only time my nightstick went soft without me coming is when the A) the girl was unattractive or B)the girl wasn't that good in the sac.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

She's very attractive and good.

Maybe it's just me.

I'm a fat ******.

 

[black_dust]

Stress
Beer
out of shape

Fix them you will be fine...

BTW condom problem get some diffrent ones i had a simular problem. or get her on the pill.... much better and you wont have a floppy problem then hehe

 

[hippy fascist]

I'm a fat ******.

you're not that fat

 

[Topdawg]

Youre like what 18? and cant keep it up?

 

[enterthemadness]

I haven't done exercise lately

that is why you are out of shape. Here's an example...

Eating+sitting on couch+drinking beer+doing nothing=The Amazing Lee out of shape body.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

that is why you are out of shape. Here's an example...

Eating+sitting on couch+drinking beer+doing nothing=The Amazing Lee out of shape body.

But this is my religion, my ritual, my schedule. MY LIFE!!

 

[enterthemadness]

But this is my religion, my ritual, my schedule. MY LIFE!!

and so is wearing superman underwear?

Anyway, your life style sucks. You need to get in shape, dude. Start doing some pushups and situps, bro. Watch what you are eating and drink water and maybe some lite beer, man. then maybe...you won't be such a fatty mess of a body, chico.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Well....I'm not a complete fat arse but I am out of shape.

And do have a slight beer belly.

 

[enterthemadness]

Well....I'm not a complete fat arse but I am out of shape.

And do have a slight beer belly.

when british people say arse it's funny.

Me: Arse.
People:
Me:

Brits: Arse.
People: t:

 

[Venom Drool]

lee.. its cause you drink so often.. which attrivutes to your gut as well.. stop drinking everyday.. or whatever your regimen is regarding drinking.. cut down a lot... also.. 20 sit ups a night.. thats not too much to ask for considering its sex were talking about... one of the greatest pleasures in life

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Indeed you are right. I don't drink everyday though. just every once in a while.

 

[hippy fascist]

Indeed you are right. I don't drink everyday though. just every once in a while.

 

[Superman4ever]

Could alcohol be causing this?

That's actually the first thing I thought of when reading your post.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Yes

maybe 1-3 times a week.

But I do drink like a fish. t:

 

[hippy fascist]

Yes

maybe 1-3 times a week.

But I do drink like a fish. t:

Eight pint minimum with at least 4 shots of jaeger was my usual MO in my student days, sadly these days the most I normally manage is 5 pints of stella once or twice a week

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Eight pint minimum with at least 4 shots of jaeger was my usual MO in my student days, sadly these days the most I normally manage is 5 pints of stella once or twice a week

Well sometimes I manage about 9 pints in an outing. It just depends.

At Reading Festival over 4 days I drank over 50 beers. I could have drank more as well. t: :heart: