Well, I saw X3 this past Monday night at a local movie theater. Before seeing the film, I have tried to stay objective, but have mostly been somewhat negative about this film before its release. I’d like to say that my past feelings didn’t influence my current feelings and opinion after seeing the film, but I’m not sure. Well, I took my seat at 7:15pm, and I was honestly excited about this film, I felt like a little kid again, waking up on Christmas morning. I was sitting next to my GF, and she’s not the hugest X-Men fan, she’s seen bits and parts of the movie, so there I am, giving her a “cliff notes” type summary of the previous X-Men movies.
The time is now 7:30, the lights go dim, and the reels start to role. To my surprise there are no previews, usually I would be disappointed, but not in this case, my only desire is to be immersed in the world of the X-Men.
The movie flew by, and when I left the film, I felt very weird. I know I will be mocked for saying this, but I felt l did after I had sex for the first time. I enjoyed it, but it could have been better, and longer, lol, sorry, but that is how I felt, after both of them. Wow, that was bad.
You all know the story, so I’m not going to go over that, plus, I’m going to try to keep it “Spoiler Light”, but no promises
I’m going to start out by telling you about the things that I liked. First off, Ian is great as Magneto, which is no surprise, he is an outstanding actor, and you can just see the hatred in his eyes when he talks in this movie. I also love the way he knows how to talk to mutants, how he makes each person feel like they are not the outcast, but a god among humans. When he lifts the GG Bridge, it is amazing; it is by far one of the best special FX I have ever seen in film, it is jaw dropping. My next favorite is Pyro, after X2, I was afraid he would be nothing more then a pawn for Magneto, but in this movie, he is basically Magnetos right hand man. I love the way he’s always right by his side, when Magneto is in the church, and he’s trying to recruit mutants, then Callisto and her gang confront him, Pyro is right there ready to rumble incase anyone wants to go after Magneto. When he’s causing mayhem too, you can see the joy of his hatred in his face, whether it’s lighting cars ablaze or talking smack to another mutant, he is just crazy cool. Hugh Jackman again is outstanding as Logan, he does feel a little bit watered down in this film, but you know what, he’s fun. These movies need a center character, and whether or not you like the wolverine, he is the main focus; you can’t deny that Hugh keeps your attention, and makes you laugh when the time is right. Even though he does crack jokes a lot, when you see him fight (the woods scene it awesome) you get into it, and it makes you wish you had steel claws and could regenerate, he’s total badass. Professor X is good as usual, there’s not much to say about him in this film though, because he doesn’t do much more then he did in the other ones, I’m not going to go into spoilers with him, but when a certain event happens, you feel heartbroken, you realize that he is so important to each x-men, he is their father and mentor.
Halle Berry, well this is where I’m going to change from things I liked, to things I just don’t know about. Halle is a good actress; she has proved herself in other films, but not in any x-men film, including this one. She has an expanded role, but I still don’t buy her as storm. When I see storm in the comics, you can see her wisdom and history, the way she talks and they way she looks. Halle is a gorgeous woman, but when I look at her, I just see a gorgeous woman, not a woman that was once a criminal or who was raised in Africa. I know none of that was explained in these movies, but being a comic fan, these traits and events are cemented in my mind. Plus I just don’t like the way her character changes from movie to movie, the first movie, she had a African accent, then in x2, she lost the accident and talked like a normal woman, now in x3, she talks like she was born in East St. Louis, she seems very urban, and that’s not how I picture Storm. Plus when she is telling Beast and Rogue that “there is nothing wrong with us” you almost have to roll your eyes, Storm can fit in with humans, Beast can not, and Rogue can’t even touch another person, so to storm I say this “walk a mile in their shoes, then tell me if the cure seems like a bad idea. I loved her action scenes though, well, kind of. When she fights, it’s awesome, but for some reason I don’t buy Halle Berry. I just don’t think she tried that hard in this film, and it shows. Another character I kind of liked was Juggernaut, he was funny, and when he said his helmet makes his face stay pretty, I started to laugh “salmon peace for pudding”, sorry, had to put it in there. He doesn’t get to say “I'm the juggernaut, *****!” though, it cuts away before the B word, but you can tell he was going to say that. My main problem with him was he didn’t do much besides being the Brotherhood Ox, and before you know it, he’s gone. I don’t mind juggernaut being a mutant in the film, I think showing him as a normal person who discovered some crystal that made him super human, would be to far of a stretch for this X-Men series, but why couldn’t they have shown that he is Xavier’s step-brother, that made me mad. Phoenix, oh my, the lovely Famke, she did a great job in this film when the time came, but for the majority, she’s just standing around, not doing much. Her scenes with Logan are great, but feel like there were forced, if Cyclops would have had Logan’s role in this film, it would have been better, I just don’t buy it that Logan loves her, when he’s known her for not even two weeks. Also, where is the fire bird, I sure didn’t see it in the film; they show it to us in x2, but not in here???…. Plus she really wasn’t referred to as the phoenix in this movie. I really feel like the dark phoenix plotline was wasted, it felt like an after thought, the cure storyline was the main focus; you should have saved the dark phoenix for another movie. Beast was another so/so aspect for me, Grammar played the role great, and I was glad to see him fight in the end, don’t worry about the reviews you read so far, his fight scenes are not that bad, I like them. I just didn’t care that much for the fur suite, it wasn’t as bad as I expected, it could have been better, but then again, it could have been worse. The last so so thing for me, was the Danger Room, while I felt like the needed to show the danger room, it just wasn’t done that great, plus the sentinel was a waste of time and money IMO, if you aren’t going to show the hole sentinel in all it’s glory, then don’t show it. Mystique is cool as usual, and I thought her end was very satisfying and heartbreaking. She just couldn’t catch a break in this movie.
Now to the things I don’t like or just didn’t care for. Lets start with the dreaded Cyclops, while I feel his character has been mistreated this hole series, just playing Yin to Logan’s Yang, he is really mistreated in this one. If you don’t want to know his fate, stop reading now, because this is spoilerific. Cyclops is screwed over big time in this film. You can tell Fox had an agenda to punish Mardsen for signing up to do Superman. He has two scenes basically, and if you’ve seen the trailers, you’ve seen all his screen time minus 1 minute. Yes, he is killed in this movie, but not in the way the other characters meet their demise, they don’t even show his death, plus, after he dies, no one, you got that, no one seems to care or is impacted in anyway. I said it before and I’ll say it again, Fox is giving the one finger salute with two hands to Mardsen. They are telling him, that “we don’t care that you are doing Superman, in fact!!!!! No one in the film cares about your character at all……” To give a Cyclops a smaller role or a decent death would have at least been tactful, but no, they couldn’t even do that, he is nothing more then a sacrificial lamb to the executive fat cat gods at Fox.
Okay, sorry about that, let’s go on. All of the other characters are ok in this movie minus the brotherhood, which I will get to in a moment. No character, minus Angel really shines. Colossus is cool, though he looks like the T-1000 from T2 when in metal form, the Rogue / Bobby relationship feels very forced, and Angel, even though I love his character and he is very cool in this movie, has no screen time, and he climatic rescue at the end, is just painful dull and uninspired.
The absolute worst part of the film is the Brotherhood members, it is a mish most of familiar mutant names and different powers. It’s like they went through the comics and picked out names then picked powers from a hat. Also how can you tell who the bad guys are, they wear leather and have tattoos, come on, how much more stereotypical can you get. Don’t even get me started on Quills, when he’s trying to intimidate Pyro, people actually started to laugh in the theater, “oooooohhh, your porcupine spikes, better watch out” honestly, what a lame power, and name too, go back to you burrow and stay there. Callisto is boring, the running effect was cool, and she has two very nice friends, if you know what I mean. Pyslocke was wasted, she had a few lines and a quick death, well deserved for a character with a strong fan base and nice back story (and people want to see Gambit, consider his character lucky). And that girl that looked like Christ Tucker, all I can say is……….. Nice hair…
Multiple Man was cool, but was a one truck pony.
Now my main beef was Magnetos fate, he was cured, so to speak, well kind off, well I don’t know, and to top it off, he’s free. He’s playing chess in public, instead of being locked away in jail, how many people have you heard of (don’t say OJ Simpson either) that committed murder, broke out of jail, kidnapped people, destroyed the GG bridge and committed terrorism, and are not being hunted by the police or army for that matter, Also, I felt like I was rooting for the Brotherhood the hole movie, Mutants were being hunted and forced to take the cure, and yet the x-men decide to fight, not the people going after them, but the people who want to stop the cure…. I just thought that by the x-men doing that, they really didn’t haven’t mutant kinds best interest in mind, I know magneto was using murder and destruction to complete his goal, but can you really blame him, I mean, this guy suffered through the holocaust, and persecution is happening all over again, and how were the Nazi’s stopped, force, so how can you blame him for using it….. I don’t agree with his methods, heart in the right place, and brain in the wrong……..idk, very weird situation.
When the movie ended, I felt like there was very little closure, okay, Rogue is cured, now what, Magneto is somewhat depowered, so what’s he going to do next, Xavier’s back, kind of………….. the cures still around, and what happened to the surviving brotherhood members, are they in Jail, are they free, there was many things that weren’t cleared up, and I feel another 30 minutes could have helped this. I’m not trying to hate on this movie, it has its flaws and it’s has its strong points, like any movie, but I feel it could have been better. So go see this movie, I was entertained while watching it, and want to see it again, is was great summer fun, and when it comes out on DVD, I will watch all three movies back to back to back, and it will be great, this movie will definitely be better when watched as a third part, not as a separate movie…