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Originally I thought, hey, a picture of me winking with a porn groove would be pretty easy to do... But then I decided not to slack off and made you THIS:
Also, apologies in advance for the music. I thought it was funny but turns out its just INCREDIBLY creepy yet I am too lazy to change it.
Transcript in case parts of it ARE hard to read...
Twas the night before christmas, when all through the hype
Not a user was posting, not even a spamming type.
The Threads were arranged on the page with care,
In hopes that The Original Bamfer soon would be there;
The Posters hands were nestled all tense on the mouse,
While visions of Brett danced in their heads, which had a bad case of louse.
And JP in his mime costume, although I just wore a regular shirt,
Had just settled down for a discussion about Tobey Mcguire's girth.
When on the front page there arose some news,
TOB was here, time to break out the booze!
We didn't talk much lately, but we shared fond memories of fun,
When X-3 was in production and all I would do is go on SHH in a rabid run.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a minature picture of Nightcrawler, and TOB's signature very near,
There was the poster we held so dear.
Since I spent awhile stalking him on the hype,
Let me divulge what I learnt about that lovable tripe!
I'm going to go out on a limb and say nightcrawler is his bro
Kurt can Bamf two and fro
Nightcrawler is also one of my loves,
He can make a dramatic entrance without the use of releasing flying doves.
He seems to enjoy Batman, and so do I!
TOB's proclaimed that Batman is the only DCer who in his mind can fly.
That admirable champ tried to grow a beard once and failed
But he should try again, I bet a beard would help him get nailed.
TOB has announced Natalie Portman is fine,
Hell, I agree, I'm a straight girl and even I'd take her as mine.
To conclude, the message is clear,
Happy christmas to The Original Bamfer, if i could i would mail you eight tiny reindeer!
Hope that worked!
Merry Christmas! XO Allison aka star_chaser65
Originally I thought, hey, a picture of me winking with a porn groove would be pretty easy to do... But then I decided not to slack off and made you THIS:
Also, apologies in advance for the music. I thought it was funny but turns out its just INCREDIBLY creepy yet I am too lazy to change it.
Transcript in case parts of it ARE hard to read...
Twas the night before christmas, when all through the hype
Not a user was posting, not even a spamming type.
The Threads were arranged on the page with care,
In hopes that The Original Bamfer soon would be there;
The Posters hands were nestled all tense on the mouse,
While visions of Brett danced in their heads, which had a bad case of louse.
And JP in his mime costume, although I just wore a regular shirt,
Had just settled down for a discussion about Tobey Mcguire's girth.
When on the front page there arose some news,
TOB was here, time to break out the booze!
We didn't talk much lately, but we shared fond memories of fun,
When X-3 was in production and all I would do is go on SHH in a rabid run.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a minature picture of Nightcrawler, and TOB's signature very near,
There was the poster we held so dear.
Since I spent awhile stalking him on the hype,
Let me divulge what I learnt about that lovable tripe!
I'm going to go out on a limb and say nightcrawler is his bro
Kurt can Bamf two and fro
Nightcrawler is also one of my loves,
He can make a dramatic entrance without the use of releasing flying doves.
He seems to enjoy Batman, and so do I!
TOB's proclaimed that Batman is the only DCer who in his mind can fly.
That admirable champ tried to grow a beard once and failed
But he should try again, I bet a beard would help him get nailed.
TOB has announced Natalie Portman is fine,
Hell, I agree, I'm a straight girl and even I'd take her as mine.
To conclude, the message is clear,
Happy christmas to The Original Bamfer, if i could i would mail you eight tiny reindeer!
Hope that worked!
Merry Christmas! XO Allison aka star_chaser65
It is with tidings of great joy that I present the following gifts to...
POWdER-man!
First... A while back, you mentioned that you were considering purchasing a camera. I'm not sure if you ever got around to it, but if you didn't, I'd like to present you with this:
Second... I noticed your User Title, and felt that this was appropriate.
Third... You sacrificed your immunity idol in Survivor to save showtime, so I felt that you should be able to see all the softcore, cable porn he has access to:
And finally... Some delicious Tim Horton's Blueberry fritters. And some yuletide eggnog to wash them down with.
Merry Christmas, POWder-Man and all the other posters at Superherohype!
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