sleeping with your girlfriend's sister

[Kritish]

He should've been more descriptive about the anal.

And risk this classic thread being deleated?

 

[Fran]

He should've been more descriptive about the anal.

[Mod-Fran]Closing. Take this to PM's [/Mod-Fran]

 

[CConn]

You're right guys.

He should've PMed me more details about the anal.

 

[jaguarr]

Give her the shocker, Mr. C! Bwwwaaahahahahaaaaa!

jag

 

[Honey Vibe]

I had a fish sandwich from DQ tonight..If you know what I mean

LOL that should be a sig

 

[Gonking]

okay... weird story.

a little bit of background, i've been seeing this girl since like, early april, on and off, and i realized recently that (other than the sex part) i really can't stand her. she's just not a very good person. she's just really hot and f'ing crazy in the bedroom, but she's also very bossy, childish, and rude.

anyways, i talk with her sister occasionaly on myspace, but i'd never spoken to her in person, or even on the phone, but she wrote me on sunday asking me if i had any beer she could come over and buy from me (she's 25, but kentucky doesn't sell beer on sunday) i had just bought a 30 pack, so i said sure, why not? so, she came over, and started having beers with me as i complain about her sister. i thought she was just going to buy the beer and go, but after 4 or 5 she asked if she could stay so she didn't have to drive drunk. so, after the majority of the 30 beers are gone, she wants to lay down. i only have one bed, and offered to share with her, completely platonicly (sp?) so i reach over her to grab the remote, and she kissed me, and, long story short, we slept together. we did some pretty sick stuff, too. she dug the 'back door approach' if you know what i mean. and i normally don't do that, but after 10-15 beers, and a few cups of boxed wine, anything is possible.

so, i'm pretty sure i'm breaking up with my girlfriend in the next few days anyway, so i don't see the need to tell her, but her sister might. i'm not too sure i care though.

oh, and her sister is married and her husband is in iraq. i do kind of feel bad about that, but i didn't know that until yesterday, so that's totally not my fault.

ugh, anyways, i just felt like getting that off my chest, so uh... yeah.

dude, that's great!

 

[Matt]

Aren't you familiar with the teachings of the greatest modern philosopher of our time Mr.Credible?

The roommate switch is essentially the same as the sister switch. Heed Costanza's words, and all will become clear.

 

[Mr. Credible]

Aren't you familiar with the teachings of the greatest modern philosopher of our time Mr.Credible?

The roommate switch is essentially the same as the sister switch. Heed Costanza's words, and all will become clear.

i never watched seinfeld... jerry makes me want to punch him in the face, if you know what i mean.

it doesn't really matter now anyway, the situation has more or less worked itself out. i sleep with the first girl on a semi-regular basis (she's now a pretty big fan of the buttsecks) and i don't speak with the sister... i swear their whole family's effed up. they both know i slept with the other one, and well... whatev.

 

[Mr. Credible]

He should've been more descriptive about the anal.

my place smelled like sweat and poop and shame for almost a week.

it was not good the first time. it is now though. we use astroglide, like the pornstars, and she keeps her butthole clean (well, as clean as a poopshoot can be)

 

[Lord Valumart]

you know what would have made this thread slightly funnier but also slightly more disturbing....replace sister with brother

 

[WompuM]

I'm prett ysure I've seen this movie before....

 

[C.F. Kane]

i never watched seinfeld... jerry makes me want to punch him in the face, if you know what i mean.

it doesn't really matter now anyway, the situation has more or less worked itself out. i sleep with the first girl on a semi-regular basis (she's now a pretty big fan of the buttsecks) and i don't speak with the sister... i swear their whole family's effed up. they both know i slept with the other one, and well... whatev.

You, sir, are getting away with murder.

 

[arachnid-guy]

my place smelled like sweat and poop and shame for almost a week.

it was not good the first time. it is now though. we use astroglide, like the pornstars, and she keeps her butthole clean (well, as clean as a poopshoot can be)

*gags*

 

[Cobblepot]

My hero.

 

[Machx72]

okay... weird story.

a little bit of background, i've been seeing this girl since like, early april, on and off, and i realized recently that (other than the sex part) i really can't stand her. she's just not a very good person. she's just really hot and f'ing crazy in the bedroom, but she's also very bossy, childish, and rude.

anyways, i talk with her sister occasionaly on myspace, but i'd never spoken to her in person, or even on the phone, but she wrote me on sunday asking me if i had any beer she could come over and buy from me (she's 25, but kentucky doesn't sell beer on sunday) i had just bought a 30 pack, so i said sure, why not? so, she came over, and started having beers with me as i complain about her sister. i thought she was just going to buy the beer and go, but after 4 or 5 she asked if she could stay so she didn't have to drive drunk. so, after the majority of the 30 beers are gone, she wants to lay down. i only have one bed, and offered to share with her, completely platonicly (sp?) so i reach over her to grab the remote, and she kissed me, and, long story short, we slept together. we did some pretty sick stuff, too. she dug the 'back door approach' if you know what i mean. and i normally don't do that, but after 10-15 beers, and a few cups of boxed wine, anything is possible.

so, i'm pretty sure i'm breaking up with my girlfriend in the next few days anyway, so i don't see the need to tell her, but her sister might. i'm not too sure i care though.

oh, and her sister is married and her husband is in iraq. i do kind of feel bad about that, but i didn't know that until yesterday, so that's totally not my fault.

ugh, anyways, i just felt like getting that off my chest, so uh... yeah.

Mr. Credible, you are a god in your own right.

I now worship you.

 

[Fanticon]

Alcohol is a pathway to many hookups that some consider to be...unnatural.

Nice one Palpatine. I'm using that one!t:

 

[Lackey]

and she keeps her butthole clean (well, as clean as a poopshoot can be)

you're like one step away from being gay

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Me getting a warning for posting "**** her in the ***" becomes more and more preposterous every day.

 

[jaguarr]

Me getting a warning for posting "**** her in the ***" becomes more and more preposterous every day.

These are the times that the acronym "PIITB" were made for.

jag

 

[Iron kid]

if I was in your shoes man.... I would tell the husband..

I'd say

"Listen man.. I gotta tell you something, it's eating me inside... when you were away, I ran into your wife at a bar, at the time I had NO idea she was married, well stuff happened, and me and your wife had sex..... Again, I had no idea she was married till after the fact.. I broke up with my GF, her sister, because of this. I'm telling you because one, like I said, it's eating me up, and two, you need to know man, I can't bare to think that you were over (whereever) serving our country, and this is what your wife was doing, if we had or places switched, I'd hope you would tell me..."

What do you think hell do after that? Give him a hug?


NO!

 

[Mr Sparkle]

my place smelled like sweat and poop and shame for almost a week.

it was not good the first time. it is now though. we use astroglide, like the pornstars, and she keeps her butthole clean (well, as clean as a poopshoot can be)

LOL anyone disturbed that someone who says "keeps her butthole clean" gets any ***** at all?

 

[PhotoJones]

LOL anyone disturbed that someone who says "keeps her butthole clean" gets any ***** at all?

me! *raises hand*

 

[Mr Sparkle]

"we use astroglide like the pornstars" LEAUXL!

 

[Kyalesyin]

LOL anyone disturbed that someone who says "keeps her butthole clean" gets any ***** at all?

I'm mildly disturbed... yet curious. A part of me wants to know... How clean?

 

[Fran]

"So honey, how's that butthole doin'? Keepin' it clean?"

"Yes, honey!"

"Atta girl!"