sleeping with your girlfriend's sister

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Those used to depress the hell out of me.

They're like the anti-comicbook.

"Fun Crafts".....yeah, a real explosion of fun, I'm sure.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Those used to depress the hell out of me.

They're like the anti-comicbook.

"Fun Crafts".....yeah, a real explosion of fun, I'm sure.

I never read'em but I did google them because I faintly remembered "goofus and galant" or something.
and I found

the all surface swingball
though kinky sounding it's perpexling, was there some sort of "hardwood" only swingball sets out there that I was unaware of?

 

[Mr. Credible]

You know I love you man. Props

i know, man... i know.

 

[Mr. Credible]

So, inform me on what's happening in this strange.....strange story....

nothing really. i broke up with the girlfriend, but we're still sleeping together when we're drunk, which is weird, but whatev...

and i haven't spoken to the sister really since then. she wanted me to go out with her friday, but i declined.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hahaha
Teach me everything you know about passion, and murder.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

richard crenna is in that movie? oh gross!

 

[jaguarr]

nothing really. i broke up with the girlfriend, but we're still sleeping together when we're drunk, which is weird, but whatev...

and i haven't spoken to the sister really since then. she wanted me to go out with her friday, but i declined.

Have you taken it upon yourself to find out if both sisters share a proclivity for having travellers on their hershey highways?

jag

 

[JLBats]

richard crenna is in that movie? oh gross!

He's the murdered husband.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Have you taken it upon yourself to find out if both sisters share a proclivity for having travellers on their hershey highways?

jag

LOL, subtle.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

richard crenna is in that movie? oh gross!

Grosser: Kathleen Turner is nowhere near as pretty as Richard Crenna now.

 

[Mr. Credible]

Have you taken it upon yourself to find out if both sisters share a proclivity for having travellers on their hershey highways?

jag

do you mean did i do to the ex what i did to the sister?

no. the sister asked for it by name, the ex hasn't. and i prefer it that way. "spelunking" isn't something i generally care to do. my living room smelt like burned butt for like, 3 days.

(if you know what i mean)

 

[JLBats]

do you mean did i do to the ex what i did to the sister?

no. the sister asked for it by name, the ex hasn't. and i prefer it that way. "spelunking" isn't something i generally care to do. my living room smelt like burned butt for like, 3 days.

(if you know what i mean)

 

[Erzengel]

Really where do you pick up these girls that you can't put one in the balloon knot without it stinking up the joint?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

delightful

EDIT: like clockwork, another episode of Anal Apologetics with Erzengel.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Grosser: Kathleen Turner is nowhere near as pretty as Richard Crenna now.

LOL, her voice is still sexy, like a young Pacino

 

[jaguarr]

Fumigate! Fumigate! *sprays Fabreeze around the room*

jag

 

[Erzengel]

delightful

EDIT: like clockwork, another episode of Anal Apologetics with Erzengel.

Hey a girl who is routinely hygenic with her ass is a girl to take home to meet Mother.

 

[JLBats]

Hey a girl who is routinely hygenic with her ass is a girl to take home to meet Mother.

"Mommy, mommy, I finally met one who washes up her sweet, sweet *******"

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Mommy?

 

[jaguarr]

LOL, subtle.

It was the vague lead in followed by the blatant finale that made it work.

jag

 

[JLBats]

Mommy?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Mother.

 

[Erzengel]

Those used to depress the hell out of me.

They're like the anti-comicbook.

"Fun Crafts".....yeah, a real explosion of fun, I'm sure.

I always liked Goofus and Galiant.

Galiant waits until marriage before he has sex.

Goofus sticks in a crack ****e's ass in a dimly lit back alley.

 

[Mr. Credible]

Fumigate! Fumigate! *sprays Fabreeze around the room*

jag

i went through 2 cans... seriously.

 

[Knives122]

Hahaha
Teach me everything you know about passion, and murder.

That's how you do it man, you have sex with them then you kill them....

 

[cryptic name]

That's how you do it man, you have sex with them then you kill them....

no awkward phone calls the next day