sleeping with your girlfriend's sister

[jaguarr]

i went through 2 cans... seriously.

When you PIITB without proper planning and preparation, that's the price you pay!

jag

 

[Mr Sparkle]

i went through 2 cans... seriously.

i thought you said only her sister was into anal.

 

[jaguarr]

i thought you said only her sister was into anal.

Her sister was two cans worth of stink.

jag

 

[Mr Sparkle]

lovely mental picture...truly, just lovely.

 

[JokerNick]

i went through 2 cans... seriously.

did you just go all in, or did you do the shocker treatment first

 

[Duende Verde]

When you PIITB without proper planning and preparation, that's the price you pay!

jag

PIITB, I think I remember that movie...

 

[Topdawg]

I dont want to read ten pages....so what happened, did the army dude beat you up?lol

 

[Mr Sparkle]

PIITB, I think I remember that movie...

I marvel at your great feats of photoshoposity

 

[Batty for Bats!]

I'm surprised you don't have an enema kit lying around.
Before you bounce it, you gotta wash it. I'm almost 100% that would have eliminated that smell you have in the room/whathaveyou.

 

[The Cajun]

That's how you do it man, you have sex with them then you kill them....

Like a Praying Mantis...you bite their heads off when they orgasm.

 

[JLBats]

I like how inclusive this thread title is. It's not "I totally asshumped my girlfriend's sister", it's the more casual, less specific "sleeping with your girlfriend's sister", so we can share our own experiences.

 

[The Cajun]

I like how inclusive this thread title is. It's not "I totally asshumped my girlfriend's sister", it's the more casual, less specific "sleeping with your girlfriend's sister", so we can share our own experiences.

I have none to share though.

So instead I will make 'witty' comments about how this guys room smelt like ass because he slept with a skanky ****e.

 

[X-Punisher]

okay... weird story.

a little bit of background, i've been seeing this girl since like, early april, on and off, and i realized recently that (other than the sex part) i really can't stand her. she's just not a very good person. she's just really hot and f'ing crazy in the bedroom, but she's also very bossy, childish, and rude.

anyways, i talk with her sister occasionaly on myspace, but i'd never spoken to her in person, or even on the phone, but she wrote me on sunday asking me if i had any beer she could come over and buy from me (she's 25, but kentucky doesn't sell beer on sunday) i had just bought a 30 pack, so i said sure, why not? so, she came over, and started having beers with me as i complain about her sister. i thought she was just going to buy the beer and go, but after 4 or 5 she asked if she could stay so she didn't have to drive drunk. so, after the majority of the 30 beers are gone, she wants to lay down. i only have one bed, and offered to share with her, completely platonicly (sp?) so i reach over her to grab the remote, and she kissed me, and, long story short, we slept together. we did some pretty sick stuff, too. she dug the 'back door approach' if you know what i mean. and i normally don't do that, but after 10-15 beers, and a few cups of boxed wine, anything is possible.

so, i'm pretty sure i'm breaking up with my girlfriend in the next few days anyway, so i don't see the need to tell her, but her sister might. i'm not too sure i care though.

oh, and her sister is married and her husband is in iraq. i do kind of feel bad about that, but i didn't know that until yesterday, so that's totally not my fault.

ugh, anyways, i just felt like getting that off my chest, so uh... yeah.

A girl who likes it in the back door is a great quality. Ditch the ***** and go with her sister.

 

[X-Punisher]

I have none to share though.

So instead I will make 'witty' comments about how this guys room smelt like ass because he slept with a skanky ****e.

She was drunk though, so you can't call her a ****e without hanging around her when she is sober. Unless I missed something because I skimmed most of it.

 

[E-Mack]

She was drunk though, so you can't call her a ****e without hanging around her when she is sober. Unless I missed something because I skimmed most of it.

Considering she knows full well what she did was wrong, and is willing to do it again with Mr. Credible....I'd say she's a ****e for doing something greasy like that to her husband. Especially to someone who's out there risking his life, while the wife is at home trying to find news ways in getting off.

 

[Mr. Credible]

did you just go all in, or did you do the shocker treatment first

i didn't do the actual "shocker" hand guesture, but there was definately a finger or two in there. and i regret it. alot.

 

[Duende Verde]

Like a Praying Mantis...you bite their heads off when they orgasm.

Is it eating a male mantis or some other insect in that picture?

 

[Mr. Credible]

wow... so i know this thread is old, but i felt like updating:


so: long story short (i guess) is that the ex-girlfriend (whom i still sleep with on a semi-regular basis) is now into anal, because her sister told her it was pretty great, but didn't tell her who taught her it was great (your's truly) so, there's that.

the husband of the girlfriend's sister i was putting my wang-chung into has been back for about a month or so, and we finally met, after he found out his wife was getting regular dickings from something like 4 dudes (before you ask: yes, i have been tested since then) and yes, he wanted to colapse my larynx... i offered him whiskey, we talked, i explained to him i didn't know she was married, and he was surprisingly cool about it.

um... other than that, i don't know what's going on with the whole situation... um... the husband and wife are working things out (ugh) and the wife won't talk to me (to accept my apology) and like i said, i'm still sleeping with the ex on a semi-ragular (like, maybe twice a month) basis, only now she likes both vaginal and anal... which is kind of neat ... and i get to date other girls, which is also neat.

so yeah... there's that in a nutshell.

 

[Erzengel]

So that's what it's like living in Kentucky.

Interesting.

 

[jaguarr]

jag

 

[Fran]

Dang, you worked your way outta that one.

 

[Mr. Credible]

Dang, you worked your way outta that one.

there wasn't a lot of 'working' involved... i explained to him that his wife came onto me, with no wedding ring, and answered "no" when i asked if she was "seeing" anybody... and asked him if he, as a guy, would have done any differently... after him sitting there for 2 or 3 minutes, he answered "well... uh... um..." and i said "exactly... want another shot?"

that was about the end of it. i do feel bad for the guy, though. there were something like 4 other "me's" out there, boning his wife (one, apparently, that she wanted to leave him for) and he's still trying to work things out with her.

oh well.

 

[Son Of Logan]

there wasn't a lot of 'working' involved... i explained to him that his wife came onto me, with no wedding ring, and answered "no" when i asked if she was "seeing" anybody... and asked him if he, as a guy, would have done any differently... after him sitting there for 2 or 3 minutes, he answered "well... uh... um..." and i said "exactly... want another shot?"

that was about the end of it. i do feel bad for the guy, though. there were something like 4 other "me's" out there, boning his wife (one, apparently, that she wanted to leave him for) and he's still trying to work things out with her.

oh well.

Better to be in your role than his.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

wow... so i know this thread is old, but i felt like updating:


so: long story short (i guess) is that the ex-girlfriend (whom i still sleep with on a semi-regular basis if you know what I mean.) is now into anal if you know what I mean., because her sister told her it was pretty great, but didn't tell her who taught her it was great (your's truly) so, there's that.

the husband of the girlfriend's sister i was putting my wang-chung into if you know what I mean. has been back for about a month or so, and we finally met, after he found out his wife was getting regular dickings from something like 4 dudes if you know what I mean. (before you ask: yes, i have been tested since then) and yes, he wanted to colapse my larynx... i offered him whiskey, we talked, i explained to him i didn't know she was married, and he was surprisingly cool about it.

um... other than that, i don't know what's going on with the whole situation... um... the husband and wife are working things out (ugh) and the wife won't talk to me (to accept my apology) and like i said, i'm still sleeping with the ex on a semi-ragular (like, maybe twice a month) basis if you know what I mean., only now she likes both vaginal and anal... which is kind of neat ... and i get to date other girls, which is also neat.

so yeah... there's that in a nutshell. if you know what I mean.

 

[Erzengel]

I like the fact that he thinks we don't get his metaphors or innuendos.

she dug the 'back door approach' if you know what i mean.

No we don't know what you mean.