So, uh... Wolverine vs. Thor?

[TheCorpulent1]

So far we've got Thor knocking Wolverine 1) through a few buildings, 2) to Scandinavia, 3) to the moon, and 4) to Mars. I wonder how long before we get him out to Pluto or Alpha Centauri.

 

[Anubis]

I'd go as far as kicking him to Knowhere where Cosmo will bite him in the nuts.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

An excellent suggestion.

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

You only know its going to be so Wolverine can come back more pissed off than ever.

He's like the Hulk, anything that happens to him is only done so that his inevitable triumph is all the more uber cool!!1!111

 

[iloveclones]

Is it sad that I buy GotG looking forward mostly to a talking raccoon, and a telepathic russian dog?

Is it telling that this forum is the only place in the world where there are people actually nodding their heads in agreement?

 

[Anubis]

That's because the rest of the world sucks.

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

The rest of the world just cannot understand our love for anthropomorphic gun-toting raccoons.

 

[iloveclones]

Any place that doesn't have room in it's heart for a gun-toting talking raccoon surely is teh suck....

 

[iloveclones]

yeah, i should have utilized "anthropomorphic"....that much is now obvious to me......

 

[TheCorpulent1]

We should send squirrels with hand grenades strapped to their backs to all those places. Maybe they'd learn to appreciate them.

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

The Penguin already tried this.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Squirrels > penguins. Just ask Dr. Doom. Dude got stomped by 'em.

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

I smell an event.

 

[iloveclones]

Dark Reign: Pet Avengers

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Hahaha, that would be epic.

Norman: You think you can come in here and mess with me?!
Throg: Verily, we already have. Also, Lockjaw left you a... present... on your chair.

(The present is poop, in case that wasn't clear.)

 

[SuperFerret]

Lockjaw's presents must be huge.

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

(The present is poop, in case that wasn't clear.)

 

[Anubis]

Surprisingly not as big a mess as what Lockheed leaves behind.

 

[iloveclones]

Niels would totally use Normie's hair as a scratching post....

 

[TheCorpulent1]

More like his face. "This is for the stupid hair! And this is for making my master even more emo!"

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

They should end Dark Reign with Deadpool spoofing on Osborn's hair again.

 

[iloveclones]

^ ha, I forgot about that!

 

[iloveclones]

In the Deadpool/Great Lakes Avengers Summer Fun Spectacular, Squirrel Girl (who has a crush on Speedball, and was her first kiss) confronts Robbie after learning of his transformation into Penance.[volume & issue needed] Writer Dan Slott spoofs his transformation through fourth-wall breaking satire, by having Robbie scream that he became Penance not out of guilt, but to become "deep" and to escape his comedy-character background. Furthermore, he reveals that he has created a similar costume for his pet cat Niels (who he has renamed "P-Cat, the Penitent Puss") while banging his head against the wall.[25]

Looks like Dan the Man was setting up DR:PA years ago.....

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

The Penitent Puss. Oh that was funny, especially when he pretty much blatantly mocked Ellis.

 

[squeekness]

Dark Reign: Pet Avengers

Hahaha, that would be epic.

Norman: You think you can come in here and mess with me?!
Throg: Verily, we already have. Also, Lockjaw left you a... present... on your chair.

(The present is poop, in case that wasn't clear.)

You guys're funny.