Rationality does not equal truth, especially when dealing with fundamentally irrational concepts. This is something you touched on yourself when you brought up the question of how irrational energy would behave in a rational universe.
That's why metaphysics, while a lot of fun as an interesting intellectual pursuit, is, at the end of the day, *********ory. It presupposes a virtually impossible reality: a reality in which irrational energy could interact with rationality in such a rational way that it could be studied as a science.
But irrationality, true irrationality, is beyond the comprehension of the human mind. Because our minds are limited by rational thought, we cannot really grasp what irrationality looks like. Therefore, when we try to capture it and theorize and hypothesize about it in metaphysics, we inevitably fail and produce results no less outlandish than "yellow sun radiation."
Your retcons try to harness irrationality and use it as an engine to power rational ideas. You, like most thinkers, have fallen into the trap of sublimating irrationality to rationality, despite the fact that philosophy, at its core, is an irrational, illogical, subjective realm of truth. The dichotomy between philosophy and concrete sciences is the dichotomy between subjective and objective truths; two kinds of answers for two kinds of questions. Yet, in the tradition of "creation scientists" and "theistic evolutionists," you try to meld the two together into some strange synthesis of rationality and irrationality, magic and science, subjectivity and objectivity. Unfortunately, such efforts inevitably end with one of the two being sublimated to the other.
Basically, to bring this back around: your metaphysical explanations may be internally consistent with the discipline of metaphysics, but that doesn't make them anymore consistent with reality than yellow-sun-power and willpower-as-green-energy.