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[terry78]

I did have one voice mail from a disgruntled customer at the old software company I used to work at, that complained and cussed for 5 minutes about how much "our Kidz Bop album sucked and she wanted her money back."

 

[Hobgoblin]

I did have one voice mail from a disgruntled customer at the old software company I used to work at, that complained and cussed for 5 minutes about how much "our Kidz Bop album sucked and she wanted her money back."

She was surprised by that fact?

 

[Shemtov]

A couple of days ago:
Me: Hello?
Guy w/fake sounding British accent: Hello, I'm Peter Blessings.
Me: OK...
Peter Blessings: Sir, please tell your wife that she is a Strumpet and a ****e. She must stop being a woman of such loose morals or she will burn in the same same pit of Hellfire as Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden, and Barack Hussein Obama.
Me: I'm....not married.
PB: Is this not the husband of Mary Jo Anderson?
Me: No, I said, I'm not married.....
PB: Ah, very well then. I will find the real number and tell Mrs. Anderson's husband to give her a verbal whip of hellfire. You go on with your splendid day. Goodbye now.
*hangs up*

 

[Kane52630]

Yesterday...

*answers the phone at work*
*hears nobody on the other line and after 30 seconds they hanged up*

... well, f***.

 

[enterthemadness]

this old lady keeps calling the house even though we had the number blocked.

Her name is May...

EDIT-- OH yeah, my cell number voice mail is off by one single number...I always be gettign voice mails that say the number is disconnected or some ****....any hour of the day too.

 

[TheAQU4M4N]

Back in high school this guy kept calling me regarding a car that I rented from him.I had to correct him multiple times, I found it hilarious but I felt bad because he probably got scammed and the guy who rented the car probably stole it.

 

[GoldCrest]

A couple of days ago:
Me: Hello?
Guy w/fake sounding British accent: Hello, I'm Peter Blessings.
Me: OK...
Peter Blessings: Sir, please tell your wife that she is a Strumpet and a ****e. She must stop being a woman of such loose morals or she will burn in the same same pit of Hellfire as Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden, and Barack Hussein Obama.
Me: I'm....not married.
PB: Is this not the husband of Mary Jo Anderson?
Me: No, I said, I'm not married.....
PB: Ah, very well then. I will find the real number and tell Mrs. Anderson's husband to give her a verbal whip of hellfire. You go on with your splendid day. Goodbye now.
*hangs up*

Your life should be a tv show. What is it about you that attract the crazies? First with the old ladies and now this?

 

[KevanG]

I recently signed up with a new provider and got a new phone. The number I got keeps getting calls from people. Some are leaving french messages in my voicemail that sound pretty drunk, one guy kept calling me regarding an insurance claim that my number was given for, he got really mad when I told him I have no idea who the guy was, he kept insisting that I find out who it is and get him to call him and a bunch of others that I'm never around for since I'm always working.

 

[Slushy]

A few years ago, some old lady kept calling me looking for "Louis". I told her she had the wrong number, but would call me every so often to do the same thing. After the third time I told her there was no Louis at my number, I just ignored her calls until she finally stopped.



Two months ago, a lady called me looking for some mechanic. Since I had nothing better else to do, I played along with it and gave her some advice on how to fix her car. I can only imagine how pissed she must have been to find out later I wasn't the mechanic she was looking for!