Sorry, wrong number

[Mister Sinister]

I got a call at the Comic Shop once.

Me: Dj's Universal Comics.
Caller: whisper whisper
Me: I'm sorry, sir, I can't hear you.
Caller: Do you sell whisper whisper?
Me: I'm having trouble hearing you still, sir. This is a comic book store. Are you looking for a specific comic?
Caller: Do you sell adult comics?
Me: Oooooh, you mean like hentai?
Caller: Bondage Fairies.
Me: Oh, no sir, we don't. But Meltdown in Hollywood does. Want me to give you the number?
Caller: No I can't write it down. Mother might find it. I'll look it up. Thank you.

Seriously, if you are going to buy dirty books, and you are too embarassed to speak out loud, you aren't ready for the dirty books.

I'm guessing he's a 40 year old virgin.

 

[Matt]

This one happened a week ago:

Me: Yellow?
Girl: Hi Jason, the meeting has been changed to 3pm.
Me: Oh, sorry, you have the wrong number.
Girl: Don't be an ass, J. Just be there on time.
Me: Seriously, you have the wrong number. That's not my name, and I don't do meetings.
Girl: *Laughs* Sorry! *Hangs up*

I'm sure the guy was late for his meeting. She sounded hot, too.

You should've found out where the meeting was and went!

 

[Philly Phanboy]

I got a call one afternoon at my work from a school vice-principal wanting to meet with me because my "son" got into trouble. I guess the kid was going to be in even deeper trouble once the VP got off the phone having been given the wrong phone number to call.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Replace Halle with The Alba, and you've had a chat with JAL

HA,HA very funny.

 

[twylight]

Norman Bates likes bondage fairies?

jag

The creepy thing about that is my English Professors name is Norman Bates. And sitting in class while I read that is just disturbing.

 

[Immortalfire]

This happened to me last week en route to Athens..

Me: Hello?
Guy: Hey.
Me: Hey.
Guy: Whatchoo doing?
Me: Going to the game
Guy: What game?
Me: Georgia-Mississippi State.
Guy: Is this Bill?
Me: No.
Guy: Is this (number)?
Me: No, it isn't.
Guy: Aw hell, I'm sorry about that. *hangs up*


????

 

[WompuM]

My number is pretty simiar to a Target Pharmacy. I found this out in 7th grade when a guy called about his Viagra. No joke. He even left me a voicemail.
In high school, people would call about prescriptions while I was working as a pharmacy tech at walgreens, so I would just give the pharmastist the phone and let him talk to them a lot.

Sons of *****es.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

This one just recently happened to me after a friend had kept bugging me by calling me when I had told her to stop, so with out checking the caller ID I pick up the phone....

Me: Damn it Heather! Would you stop calling?!
Caller: I know you just didn't?! My girls told me you was with someone else!?! Oh ****! You better not bring your ass back home!
Me: ......... -click-

 

[TKing]

This one just recently happened to me after a friend had kept bugging me by calling me when I had told her to stop, so with out checking the caller ID I pick up the phone....

Me: Damn it Heather! Would you stop calling?!
Caller: I know you just didn't?! My girls told me you was with someone else!?! Oh ****! You better not bring your ass back home!
Me: ......... -click-

LMAO.

 

[Master Chief]

"Hello."

"Hello?"

"Hi."

"Is [name here] there?"

"They're not here right now."

"Who is this? Paul?"

"No, it's [my name]."

"Oh sorry I think I got the wrong number."

Then they hang up and call back and I let the answering machine get it.

The thing about having a phone voice and a public conversation voice is people on the phone never know who the f**k you are.

 

[jaguarr]

The creepy thing about that is my English Professors name is Norman Bates. And sitting in class while I read that is just disturbing.

This post just makes the whole thread work.

jag

 

[redmarvel]

One night my sister was asleep in bed when the phone rang around 1am...

My Sis: ...hmm. 'ellooh...

Lady on phone: Let me talk to John

My Sis: there's no John here

Lady on phone: I know he's there I found you're phone number in his coat

My Sis: He's not here

Lady on phone: Just let me talk to him

My Sis: Here, I'll let you talk to my husband instead. Hands the phone to her hubby who was in bed next to her.

Lady hangs up on hearing his voice.

 

[Darthphere]

Pretty sure I made a thread about it, but I got a collect call once from a correctional facility in Miami, some creepy sounding dude "looking for his kin." I ended up just hanging up on him.

That was me, I needed to make bond.

 

[Gotendbz-2]

This happend to my brother on vaction one year.

*phone rings*

My Brother: Hello?
Drunk Guy: Hey, can I talk to Dick?
My Brother: ... No...
Drunk Guy: Well, is Dick there?
My Brother: There is no Dick here.
Drunk Guy: Well, can I talk to Dick?
My Brother: NO!

*hangs up*

True story.

 

[terry78]

This happend to my brother on vaction one year.

*phone rings*

My Brother: Hello?
Drunk Guy: Hey, can I talk to Dick?
My Brother: ... No...
Drunk Guy: Well, is Dick there?
My Brother: There is no Dick here.
Drunk Guy: Well, can I talk to Dick?
My Brother: NO!

*hangs up*

True story.

Wouldn't the call have ender quicker if he just said that there was no Dick there the first time as opposed to saying no?

 

[Gotendbz-2]

The guy was drunk. It wouldn't have done anything. And I can't remember the exact thing, because it was years ago. But I'm pretty sure thats how it was.

 

[Exploding Boy]

One time this woman called my friends phone and asked for Mayisha and he proceded to have a 2 hour long conversation with her. The lady thought he was mayisha and the lady told him all of her **** and didint realize it was not mayisha. then at the end hes like "im preggerz" and shes like "ay dios mio!! MAYISHA!!" it was hilarious

 

[Speedball]

We always get calls for Hall Hodges, Some company.
My dad's name is Paul Hodges.
We keep the number next to our phones at all times.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

I don't got a cell phone, so I haven't experieneced similar calls like you guys have. Lucky me.

 

[Cyclops]

Calls usually came around 3 am...

"Hey, lemme speak t' Lawanda."
"I'm sorry, you have the wrong number."
"Quit foolin', put Lawanda on."
"There is no Lawanda here."
"This ain't funny, *****! Where's Lawanda?"
"Goodnight, ma'am."

My family is the whitest family that ever did live. Why would anyone think that anyone named Lawanda lived with us?

 

[Machx72]

This happened to me at 2AM:

"What's up, man?"
"Who is this?"
"Whatchu talkin' bout *****, you know who it is."
"Who the hell are you?"
"Quit playin' wit me *****, I'm fa real."

I realized it was my sister's punk-assed friend who used to repeatedly call our house during the day. I told him not to call our house again.

Then I got the, "I don't know who you're talkin' about. I got the wrong number."

Sad thing is, this boy is a white redneck. He didn't play off the 'n' word too well seeing as how he had a Larry the Cable Guy accent.

 

[Halcohol]

I've been called a half-dozen times by a lady speaking to me in Vietnamese (I think).

I can't understand a word she says, and she doesn't seem to understand my name isn't Pho

 

[redmarvel]

My younger sister is not only a sleep walker, but she's a sleep singer and apparently can also make phone calls in her sleep.

One year, she phoned an ex-boyfriend in her sleep (must have been around 3am) sang Happy Birthday to him and hung up. The next day he called her back and asked if she had phoned him. She said "Why would I call you? We've broken up". (She honestly didn't remember the call). Then the phone bill came at the end of the month. She had placed a long distance phone call to her ex-boyfriend in her sleep.

Now, you may doubt this but I have seen her try to take the dogs for a walk naked in her sleep. I have been with her at a house party where she fell asleep and began singing lyrics to songs based on the conversion around her. (When she fell asleep I sat next to her for the rest of the night and chatted with whoever happened by). I wasn't actually present when she placed her phone call, but I'm quite sure she's telling the truth that she doesn't remember doing it because she was asleep.

 

[Deuce]

Wrong numbers annoy so severely I want to put a bullet to my head and pull the trigger. Ha!, that will show you, you thoughtless jerks!

 

[terry78]

My parents are having an issue with some lady that keeps calling their house asking for a "Sean." And everytime it's from a different number that's unlisted, or from some company. Isn't there some software available that can be used to clone other's phone numbers and have it show up on caller id or something?