Spidey's Wisecracks... SUGGESTIONS

[Dr. Manhatten]

Spider Man: (to Doc) "I bet you give some great handjobs with those hands."

 

[inspecta51]

some of these lines are corny as !!!!!, but one thing that we are missing here in this type of medium is delivery. The guy who did the voice for the 90's spider-man cartoon had a lot of cheesy lines, but the way he delivered them made you crack a smile.....

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Spidey (looking at the tentacles): "And i thought Saddam Hussein had arms!"

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

"Hey Doc, Kofi Annan is looking for you - the UN Summit has come to a conclution - they feel you have too many arms, so, they want ME to DISARM, YOU... Ready?"

 

[spiderfan09]

"Could you give me a hand, or all 8 of them"

"SOmebody call seaworld, one of their exzibits is loose"

"Look out! squidzilla!"

" You must be one heck of a break dancer"

" If you go out jogging, do you need gas, or do you just plug in?"

 

[StrainedEyes]

"When you go to shake hands... Do they fight over it?"

 

[StrainedEyes]

"You know, some people just get a really flashy car."

That ones a thinker

 

[inspecta51]

Originally posted by Geo7877
"You know, some people just get a really flashy car."

That ones a thinker

Now THATS a quality line....

 

[3dman27]

in think they'd paraphrase a line from the tas
"why couldn't i be up here waiting for KIRSTEN DUNST or JENIFER GARNERin stead of doc ock?

 

[Joseph_Freefall]

Originally posted by Rainbowbrite
how about this everybody is making up great qutes for when they first encounter each other but come on any person would say upon first seeing ock




what the fu*k...................................

"holy !!!!...."

--Wolverine in X2 (upon seeing Deathstrike pop out her own adamantium claws.

Originally posted by TheSlag
I want Spidey to call JJ... "Chuckles"

definitely!

 

[God Doc]

in a shout out to Nick fans--

spidey to ock:

"Back off, Squidward!"

 

[Abysstare]

This one would work in pretty much any situation--

"Have you TRIED the yogurt?!?"

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Doc Ock: Shut up fool! By my calculations you are going to die a very very painful death

Spidey: Geez. How bad in math ARE you?

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

I know that one was a stinker...

 

[<(o_o)>]

Spider-Man to Doc Ock: Since when did they start turning pimps into super villans? I bet all that hardware comes in pretty handy when it comes to bullying customers when they won't pay up.

 

[spide-ed]

Originally posted by TheSlag
*Spider-Man wrapped in Ock's Tentacles....

SM: I know you like me, but people are going to talk...

i like it.

 

[Compi716]

Doc Ock: Get over here you little fu-
Spidey: Hey! This movie is rated PG-13!

 

[Joseph_Freefall]

Originally posted by compi716
Doc Ock: Get over here you little fu-
Spidey: Hey! This movie is rated PG-13!

breaks the barrier between movies and reality.

But amusing one, Compi

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Originally posted by compi716
Doc Ock: Get over here you little fu-
Spidey: Hey! This movie is rated PG-13!

pretty good.

i like it

 

[SpideyCrazed]

Doc Ock: Spider-Man! At last we meet!
Spidey: Yeah, if you had used a phone for every tentacle, we could have met up a lot sooner.
_________

Spidey: With arms like those, I guess there's no need for a backscratcher.
_________

Spidey: Just goes to show you the evils of technology. If you'd done your experiments by hand, you'd have a test tube stuck to you instead of four slinkies with claws.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Spidey: Is it halloween already? Gosh! I long WAS I in the little spider's room?!

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

I've got nothing new to add.

This topic's been done.

Have a look at what the others tried.

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=66226

 

[Compi716]

Doc Ock meets Spidey. We can't see the tentacles.
Ock: Time to die, Spider. Now, I will kill you.
Spidey: You and what army?
Ock's tentacles come out of the shadows, and the pincers open and close at Spidey.
Ock: Me and this army.
Spidey: Oh.

 

[HoWheat]

"Neat arms...do they wiggle uncontrollably if someone scratches behind your ear?"

 

[Spider_man01]

Originally posted by SPIDER-MAN-ROX
Spider-Man to Doc Ock: Hey Doc Ock, you seem a little out of breath, maybe you should loosen that girdle just a little.

Doc Ock: Girdle what girdle, are you trying to tell me that I am fat & trying to conceal it? I will let you know that this is a titanium harness & not a girdle.

Spider-Man: Ok brilliant scientist, when you designed your harness did you allow for expansion & contraction?

Doc Ock: I don't think so, why?

Spider-Man: Let's just say that when you have a few more heavy meals & get bloated & start gasping for air don't say I didn't warn you.

Doc Ock: Oh great, I just knew I was leaving something out when I designed this thing.

Spider-Man: How bout we take a break from kicking each others asses & go to an all you can eat buffet. Even hero's & villian's can't fight on an empty stomach.

Doc Ock: Oh great, I just love going to a buffet. If you didn't notice I have 6 arms so I can carry lot's of food at one time & don't have to wait in a long line.

Spider-Man: Ok that's good to hear, while you & your 6 arms are preoccupied with food on the brain, then I will be able to cold cock you with this chair.

Doc Ock: What did you say?

Spider-Man: I asked would you like a cold beer.

Doc Ock: Sorry I don't drink beer, were you trying to get me drunk, so you can have your way with me?

ROFLMAO