Spidey's Wisecracks... SUGGESTIONS

[Eddie Brock]

that's the general consensus around herrr.

her?
what?

 

[Timstuff]

"I may not be a killer, but I might change my mind if you get sand in my tights!"

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Ha, who knows, maybe this symbiote suit (since it supposedly brings out repressed feelings and general aggression) will bring out some WISECRACKS too, since they seem to be consistantly repressed by Peter.

Could be...

 

[Christopher Nolan]

Spidey (about Sandman's shirt): Jesus! Not the Christmas guy!

LOL

 

[Untilteld]

Venom: "Parrrrkkkkerrrrr"

Spidey: *imitating same voice* "Breaaaathhhh miiiiiint"

 

[Asteroid-Man]

haha, that was good, the sad thing is I worked hard on mine and I got 1 reply to them :P

 

[James"007"Bond]

There are some pretty good quips here but you do realise none of these would ever make it to the movies. the good ones here are worthy of comics, games and animated tv shows.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

true and sad

 

[Spider-Fan83]

venom to spidey "so, does your suit ride up in the crotch too, or is it just mine"

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Spidey to Mysterio:
Spidey: You just had to get a closer view of the fish..now look what happend! Your head got stuck!

 

[Asteroid-Man]

venom to spidey "so, does your suit ride up in the crotch too, or is it just mine"

haha!

 

[Mr. Vice]

While Spidey is fighting Venom:

Spidey: (looking at Venom's tounge)"MJ would love you!"

 

[fenox]

Venom "GRR, ...teeth show for the first time.... *drools*"

spidey: " Please dont eat me"

^^^

 

[Eddie Brock]

So Venom, you are an orthodontist's worst nightmare, huh?

 

[Sam_298]

This takes place when Peter is at the laundry like in the second movie
Peter :I wonder if this symbiote will wash off stains onto my other clothes...hmmm
*Man comes in*
Voice over- Afraid to wash black with other colours? Use tide with bounty to keep those colours on. The #1 preferred detergent by superheroes!
Peter: Whoa, product placement is sure getting obvious these days.

 

[CrashNburn]

Spidey(talking To Venom): "wow,is There An Enhancement Pill For That?"

 

[terry78]

Raimi really should allow for a few more clever lines in this one at least. At the beginning Parker should be all happy go lucky now that he has MJ and making jokes at ease while fighting villains. It should only get somewhat darker towards the middle and end of the film as far as his persona.

 

[Fran]

Raimi really should allow for a few more clever lines in this one at least. At the beginning Parker should be all happy go lucky now that he has MJ and making jokes at ease while fighting villains. It should only get somewhat darker towards the middle and end of the film as far as his persona.

Agreed, definitely what should happen.

 

[Agent Thermal]

Raimi really should allow for a few more clever lines in this one at least. At the beginning Parker should be all happy go lucky now that he has MJ and making jokes at ease while fighting villains. It should only get somewhat darker towards the middle and end of the film as far as his persona.

There ya go - best of both worlds.

 

[Spideyfan01]

Spidey(To Venom): One word man, DEN-TIST!

Spidey(Seeing Sandman for the first time):Awwwww! I forgot my little pail and shovel!

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Raimi really should allow for a few more clever lines in this one at least. At the beginning Parker should be all happy go lucky now that he has MJ and making jokes at ease while fighting villains. It should only get somewhat darker towards the middle and end of the film as far as his persona.

Absolutely. You have raised a valid point. Thank you!

 

[The Kid]

Who wants to bet with me that just like at Comic Con, Topher has better wit than Maguire on film?

 

[Christopher Nolan]

Spidey: Venom do you have Problems to kiss a girl with this big tongue?
Venom : Sometimes, but the Girls like my big wet slimy tongue.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

While Spidey is fighting Venom:

Spidey: (looking at Venom's tounge)"MJ would love you!"

Dude you so stole that I have heard it like 3 years ago I think in one of the games cept it wasnt mj

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

*Venom puts a hammerlock on Spider-Man*

Spider-Man: Hey look! It's Bob Hope dressed up as the Fonz!
Venom: *gurgles* huh?
Spider-Man: Gotcha! *punches him silly*