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I'm amazed some of you still think these reviews were bought. Maybe if it was one or two but there've been like 10 or so or more like this!
It sounds like it's exactly what I want it to be. A faithful-enough adaptation of the comics and cartoons. Which means it's just Joes and Cobras shooting at each other for 90 minutes lol I'm fine with that.
Playing the 80s game... imo the best case scenario for this movie is The A-Team, where you KNEW the show was stupid watching it as a 11 year old but still didn't care because STUFF BLEW UP SO GOOD and because Mr. T, Peppard and Starbuck portrayed their characters with such charisma and fun. Worst case scenario is MEGAFORCE, where you knew all the mecha and **** SHOULD be cool but somehow the sum fell short of the parts.
The only review that raises any flags is the CHUD one. You can always go with the opposite of what they say. If they like it, it means the movie is a stinker (but still has pretensions of being better than it actually is). If they hate it, it means it's a complex movie that those halfwits at Chud didn't comprehend.
Devin liking GI JOE basically just means it was a fun movie that doesn't pander. He tends to love fun movies, as long as they're not dumb.
He tends to love fun movies, as long as they're not dumb.
Punisher was fun
I'm amazed some of you still think these reviews were bought. Maybe if it was one or two but there've been like 10 or so or more like this!
All of that is more than enough reason to assume this movie will be lame.I don't know. A lot of people seem to have just assumed this movie would suck. Not based on anything except the fact that the trailers showed some robot armored suits and a weird outlandish weapon in Paris. There was never a really concrete reason, other than people's hatred of Channing Tatum and assumption that Marlon Wayans would suck and Sommers would make a bad movie, to reasonably believe this movie would be a bad one overall.