State your opinion a character

[Hound55]

I know right? How about teaching all the rest of the inhumans sign language. Or getting one of the many genius' he's met over the years to build him something so he can talk without killing everybody in the path of his voice. Reed coulda bang one of those out for him while they were playing Golf on the Moon.

Yeah, really. Like a telepathic helmet that reads his thoughts and spits out some of that awesome Stephen Hawking robo-speech. "I-to-tal-ly-want-to-bang-your-wife-Reed. ... S***-did-I-say-that-out-loud?"

Kind of says more about Reed's level of *****ebaggedness (*****ebaggery..?) that he hasn't really...

 

[sandwraith]

Black Bolt was making Vulcan look sane and logical towards the end, though.

Heh, when is war ever sane and/or logical? Vulcan would have done the same if the Shi'ar had the technology to do so.

Still, I do agree he was as charismatic as plank wood in War of Kings. If anything WoK focused more on Medusa being a scheming bit*h and Crystal playing People's Princess.

For one of the most powerful guys in Marvel though, Black Bolt doesn't have many victories under his belt. Did he ever beat the Hulk though? I think that Medusa mentioned something along those lines in World War Hulk.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Come on! We all learned from that Star Trek episode that writing stuff down couldn't fill the diplomacy needs. Data couldn't pass on the emotion when he was signing for the mute dude who lost his Chorus.

That's why he needs Medusa to pass on that touch of *****ebaggery. Person to person.

Think people.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

Haha who needs diplomacy frankie!?! Kirk never had diplomacy! he would bust in" Hey! Y'all need to get off this planet right KHAN NOW!!...for the Klingons show the hell up....dont want to go!?!.... then i will just toss your asses into this shutter craft!... right after I get with the senator's woman! Kirk would write &&^%$ down and then stuff it up your *Squiqqly spooch!!

I would so be GORGUN : BB!!!

write that &&^%$$ down cause i cant understand you!!!!

( *some part of Invader Zim's anatomy that's doesn't sound too pleasant to have stuff stuffed up in)

 

[Anubis]

 

[Anubis]

Moving on.

Spoiler

Don't worry, I wont be using this b***h just yet. Just seemed like a nice transition picture. Enjoy the hair pie.

Multiple Man

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Love him, but Peter David's pretty much the only writer who's ever done anything worthwhile with him.

 

[E-Man]

Basically Corp hit the nail on the head.

 

[The Question]

There really isn't anything else worth saying.

So, what's new with you guys?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I'm sick.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I dig Jamie. Took me a while to get used to his dupes having distinct personalities but w/e. I'm glad he's still on the X-Factor team though it looks like Havok's leading.

I'm sick too

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I don't mind if Havok takes over. Honestly, it'd make for an interesting story, since Jamie's tenure hasn't exactly been roses and sunshine. I could see the others, especially Banshee, siding with Havok if it comes down to their choosing a leader. Juicy soap opera drama stuff right there.

I love seeing his dupes have different personalities. The gourmet chef dupe who popped out and demanded the housewife stop cooking in the Point One issue was hilarious.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I choked up when he had to absorb the one dupe who became a preacher and started a family

 

[Anubis]

How about when he accidentally absorbed his son?

That was just f**ked up.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, that was a little horrendous.

 

[Anubis]

I wasn't reading the book at the time, but did he try, I don't know, letting dupes out until the baby popped up again? That's what I woulda done. Damn the consequences.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

No. He didn't even know he could absorb the baby. He literally touched it and it was gone like it never existed. He concluded that it never really did exist. It was a dupe's baby and dupes can't really have children because they're just copies of Jamie's DNA or something themselves.

 

[Anubis]

But she clearly had a baby.

Ripped up vajayjay. Bulbous hemorrhoids and everything.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, but he said that it was soulless, like all the dupes (who aren't that preacher dude). Which is likely just a lie he tells himself, but it's how both he and Terry got by.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Picard needs to defend the rights of Dupes.

 

[Anubis]

The lies we tell ourselves.....

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Awesome lies. Of awesomeness. Because Madrox is awesome, even if he did accidentally kill his kid who may or may not have been a real kid.

 

[Anubis]

The alternative is that if he ever got him back, he could never touch him.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Not really too terrible, if you think about it. His mother could still touch him, and fatherhood doesn't require a lot of touching. Proper fatherhood, anyway. I mean, if you don't want the kid to grow up a *****.

 

[Anubis]

Plus, he's got the ultimate excuse for not changing poopy diapers.