Stupid People Doing Stupid Things Thread - Part 2

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Fake Cop Pulls Over Real Cops, Gets Taken to Real Jail, Cops Say

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A Florida man was given a valuable lesson in the importance of being yourself on Saturday, when the pretend cop reportedly pulled over two true detectives, landing him in actual jail.

According to the Lee County Sheriff's Office, John Arthur Benedict, 69, was driving a white Crown Victoria bearing a "police interceptor" emblem when he began tailing an unmarked police SUV he later claimed he saw speeding. From WBBH-TV:

[The detectives] thought it was law enforcement, according to the report, which says the Crown Victoria followed them closely and then activated lights.

"[Detective] W. Lusk who was driving pulled into the right hand lane to stop for the law enforcement officer," the report notes.

But as the detective pulled over he noticed the vehicle was actually not law enforcement and it continued to drive east into a supermarket parking lot.

The detective followed the vehicle into the parking lot and made contact with Benedict - asking him if he was law enforcement, according to the redacted report that doesn't say how Benedict may have responded to them.​

Realizing he was not, in fact, a police officer, but a 69-year-old man playing cops and robbers (who also happen to be cops), the detectives then detained Benedict for being a total poser.

Benedict now faces charges of impersonating a police officer and unlawful use of police insignia, surely qualifying him for a reserve deputy position at the Tulsa County Sheriff's Office.

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/28791019/report-police-impersonator-pulls-over-detectives#.VSxHtZTF9p-

What an idiot
 
Vet Says Veterans' Suicide Line Repeatedly Put Him on Hold

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It's been nearly a year since last year's audit detailing just how dire things are for veterans in need of medical attention , and apparently, not all that much has changed. According to veteran Ted Koran, he recently called the VA's suicide hotline only to be be put on hold for up to ten minutes at a time—multiple times.

As Koran told ABC News, he suffered an emotional breakdown this past Saturday night after losing his wife to cancer six months ago. Finding himself on the brink of suicide, the Air Force vet decided to reach out to the VA, which responded to his call with a soothing refrain of try again later. From ABC's report:

The U.S. Air Force veteran first called the James Haley VA Center in Tampa, where a recording gave him the 800 number to the hotline. Koran said he was placed on hold for 10 minutes.

“I had to sit there patiently, in emotional distress, in tears, wanting to give up, desperately needing someone to talk to,” Koran said.

Koran said he hung up and redialed the number two more times.

“They had me on the [verge] of saying to hell with it,” he said.​

Koran's not alone. According to last year's audit , over 57,000 vets had been forced to wait three months or more for medical care. Thousands more were never able to schedule appointments at all.

Even more recently, a Scripps investigation just this past February found that many vets calling for help either were either sent to voicemail or received no answer at all. Which is probably to be expected when a mere 52 operators are tasked with handling thousands of calls a day.

According to the VA's own estimates, roughly 22 veterans commit suicide every day.

http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/l...tedly-put-on-hold-by-veterans-suicide-hotline

The VA needs to get it's crap together, that's ridiculous
 
The Number of People Who Fall for Phishing Emails Is Staggering

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It’s tempting to view security breaches as the products of mastermind hackers, but a massive report released today reveals the sad reality. Most of the time, breaches are the result of people falling for plain old trick emails.

Verizon’s Data Breach Investigations Report is one of the biggest of its kind. It’s an analysis of some 80,000 security incidents, and more than 2,000 breaches all over the world. It’s produced in conjunction with a number of experts in the security and data business.

Among the fun facts in the report, the number of phishing attacks is staggering: The report says two-thirds of electronic espionage cases can be traced back to phishing.

For those unfamiliar, phishing is the art of tricking people to handing over their credentials or access to protected systems. Phishing campaigns tend to be huge email blasts that contain either links or attachments. You click a link that takes you to a website that looks like your bank’s, and enter your credentials without thinking. Or in the case of a more sophisticated attack, you click a link or attachment which installs a piece of malware which compromises a system or network.

A lot of people are falling for them: A study of 150,000 phishing emails by Verizon partners found that 23 percent of recipients open phishing messages, and 11 percent open attachments. Is that not crazy? One in 10 people opens an attachment when they have no idea what they’re opening.

And it happens fast: It takes an average of 82 seconds from the time a phishing campaign is launched, until the first sucker bites. And this isn’t just phishing in people’s Gmail accounts. It’s happening on sensitive business and government accounts where the targets should theoretically know better.

Some of the old-style sources of security breaches like malware keyloggers have tapered off in recent years, but phishing remains a huge problem (though a phishing campaign could be aimed at getting unwary victims to install keyloggers). The only solution seems to be education. 50 percent of victims open attachments or click links in less than hour, which is faster than administrates can detect the problem.

Come on people — don’t click that damn link, or open that attachment, no matter how tantalizing it looks. Especially if it’s from a stranger.

http://news.verizonenterprise.com/2015/04/2015-data-breach-report-info/

How the hell can anyone fall for that? I blame old people
 
Dispersant Used to Fight Deepwater Horizon More Toxic to Coral Than Oil

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It's almost five years since Deepwater Horizon went belly up—and now research suggests that a dispersant used to clear up the site of the spill is more toxic to cold water corals than the oil itself.

In research carried out by scientists from Temple University and the Pennsylvania State University, it was found that cold-water coral species from the Gulf declined in health when exposed to the dispersant. In fact, lower concentrations of the dispersant were required to bring about ill health than the concentrations of oil required to do so. The results are published in Deep-Sea Research II.

Around five million barrels of crude oil escaped during the Deepwater Horizon disaster, which were fought off using seven million liters of dispersant. Usually these chemicals, which break down the thick expanses of oil, are used on the surface—but in the case of Deepwater Horizon they were pumped down into the ocean to break up the oil as soon as it appeared at the sea floor.

That means that the dispersant-oil mix drifted through the ocean—and it wasn't known what effects the initiative would have. "Applying the dispersants at depth was a grand experiment being conducted in real-time," explains Erik Cordes, one of the researchers, to PhysOrg. "It was a desire to immediately do something about the oil coming out of the well, but they really didn't know what was going to happen as a result."

The researchers will continue to investigate the effects of the clean-up operation of Deepwater Horizon on ocean life. But hopefully these findings will help ensure that similar future events are treated as effectively as possible.

http://phys.org/news/2015-04-dispersant-deepwater-horizon-toxic-corals.html

They really need to think these kind of things through better
 
Yikes, A Guy Played So Much Candy Crush That He Ruptured a Tendon

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Let us bring you yet another cautionary tale of a deceptively sweet and bubbly menace to our nation. We speak, of course, of Candy Crush. A 29-year-old man actually ruptured a tendon after weeks of torturing his thumb in pursuit candy matches. We kid you not.

So uhh, how much Candy Crush do you need to play before it becomes dangerous to your physical health? According to a case report in the journal JAMA Internal Medicine, the man told doctors he’d been playing for six to eight weeks pretty much nonstop—in his words, “playing was a kind of secondary thing, but it was constantly on.” That whole time, his left thumb was swipe swipe swiping, until it basically gave out. He came in with pain and unable to move his thumb. And yes, he needed surgery.

The oddest detail, according to the authors of the report, is that the man never noticed any pain before his tendon ruptured, possibly because he was so absorbed in the game. “Although this is only a single case report, research might consider whether video games have a role in clinical pain management and as nonpharmacologic alternatives during uncomfortable or painful medical procedures,” the case report concludes. So Tylenol or Candy Crush, pick your poison?

http://www.livescience.com/50466-smartphone-game-injury.html

Damn dude, you need help
 
Fair point, I guess it's hard to imagine anyone not being as tech friendly as me but the world is full of dumbasses
 
Yep....I'm old....I don't know crap techwise....but I know not to open any damn email I don't know who its from....and frankly I'm such a crotchety old coot I don't open half the ones I do know who it is from.


GET OFF MY DAMN COMPUTER!!!!!!
 
Sea World Assures You Its Whales Are Happy as Whales Cower in Fear

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http://gawker.com/sea-world-assures-you-its-whales-are-happy-as-whales-co-1696210826

F*** SeaWorld, they need to be shut down
I used to think SeaWorld was a good thing but it's become increasingly obvious over the past several years how wrong that was. They aren't any better than a low quality zoo with no respect for the animals they keep.

Massachusetts Cops Pay Hacker Ransom to Get Their Own Computers Back


http://www.bostonglobe.com/business...l?hootPostID=4eeeb0f3aaa4b87b16d3f2ab8aea38ca

That's hilarious, I bet ya someone at the station has a nasty porn habit

Not necessarily. Only a fool would limit their malware infections to porn sites. A lot of these criminals are much more crafty and will inject their malware into otherwise legitmate sites through exploits (usually through poorly coded flash advertisments).

New stamp features fake quote from Maya Angelou

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifes...d31934-dcc8-11e4-acfe-cd057abefa9a_story.html

All the money at the governments hands and they can't hire a fact checker?

This is the government. I'm surprised they got her picture right. I know the government is meant to be slow and to have limitations built into it to prevent abuse (which as we've all seen, has failed) but it doesn't mean they have to be incompetent about it (which we have all seen they are exceptional at).
 
Eighth Grader Charged With Felony for Changing Teacher's Desktop

http://www.tampabay.com/news/public...t-charged-with-cyber-crime-in-holiday/2224827

That's ridiculous
The only felony charge here should be for the incomptence of using one password (and a poorly thought out one at that) for everyone in the district.

I read a more detailed report on this a few days ago and the kid is the very least of their worries.

Mary Kay Letourneau Wants To "Return To Teaching"

http://abcnews.go.com/US/mary-kay-letourneau-fualaau-vili-fualaau-detail-path/story?id=30160737

She just wants to go back to teaching to find another lover since her husband is getting up there in age
Oooh, burn but so funny. :woot:
 
Two College Students Charged After Spring Break Gang Rape

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/2-college-students-charged-gang-rape-florida-beach-n339941

I hope these losers enjoy being raped in prison
As popular as this is, I really don't think rape should be used as a punishment for other criminals. Even rapists. Although I can see the appeal of the "eye for an eye" mentality, we're supposed to be above that.

Vietnam Vet Denied Custom License Plate Featuring the Sex Number


http://www.thespectrum.com/story/news/local/2015/04/10/vietnam-vet-loses-bid-license-plate/25610221/

That is dumb as hell
Zero Tolerance combined with immaturity? That's what we've been reduced to from government officials.

Man Slices Up Trio of Alleged Burglars With Decorative Samurai Sword

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...e-victim-fought-back.html?ito=social-facebook

Hell yeah, that is awesome

Proof you don't need a gun for home defense. And **** in the movies really does sometimes happen in reality.

Cookie Monster Arrested in Times Square for Allegedly Groping Teenager

http://gothamist.com/2015/04/14/cookie_monster_gropes_teen.php

Seems like any crazy person can buy a costume and head to NYC
You can drop the buy a costume part and still be accurate. Lot of people don't need a costume to be crazy there.

Vet Says Veterans' Suicide Line Repeatedly Put Him on Hold

http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/l...tedly-put-on-hold-by-veterans-suicide-hotline

The VA needs to get it's crap together, that's ridiculous
There are a lot of things wrong with the VA and I believe it's because of people playing politics and a reluctance to clean up their mess after sending troops off to war. A recurring theme with many governments; don't mind sending people to die but sure as hell not going to do a lot to help them reintegrate into society.

The Number of People Who Fall for Phishing Emails Is Staggering

http://news.verizonenterprise.com/2015/04/2015-data-breach-report-info/

How the hell can anyone fall for that? I blame old people
Oh definitely old people, and technologically illiterate people. "It's just an email, how harmful can it be?" and they click on something that totally wrecks their world.

Although even technologically savvy people can be fooled by a well produced phishing email (typically these are personally targeted spear-phishing however).

Dispersant Used to Fight Deepwater Horizon More Toxic to Coral Than Oil

http://phys.org/news/2015-04-dispersant-deepwater-horizon-toxic-corals.html

They really need to think these kind of things through better

That they do but the extreme pressure and urgency to fix it right now means they often skip the "let's see if this is actually helpful" and just make a show of doing something instead which as we've seen is even more hazardous than the original problem.

And that's all folks. I think I spam-replied too much to this thread now that I see just how many there are. There was just so. Much. Stupid to respond to. :doh:
 
They been talking about it on the news here for the past couple o'hours, but some postman from Florida flew a gyrocopter to DC and landed in the capitol's yard. He intended to protest campaign spending.
 
Let's get this out of the way right now. He went postal.
 
Teelie I always enjoy your comments here and if I can post all the articles you can reply to as many as you want. As far as the guy landing in DC he's lucky he didn't die
 
*looks at all the Teelie posts*

Well someone definitely went post-al in here.:p
 
Why Was Virginia Using This Horribly Unsafe Voting Machine for Years?

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You wouldn't want "abcde" to be the password standing between a hacker and your computer, and you don't even do anything important on your computer. So why was it ever all right for hardware that facilitates American democracy to be so stupidly vulnerable?

A new report by the Virginia Information Technology Association shows that a teen with a modicum of determination and a little allowance saved up could've easily altered the results of elections held within the state. Only now, after years in service despite a history of breaking and earlier reports of risk, is the state "decertifying" the touchscreen computers for future elections, The Roanoke Times reports.

But why did it take this long? The AVS WinVote machines used were horrible in almost every way, even when they were working properly.

The voting machines were running a version of Windows from 2002 that'd never been updated or patched.

The voting machines were open to wireless network connections (bad idea) that used WEP encryption that's been unsafe and obsolete since 2004 (worse, super-awful idea).

The encryption key required to break into this wireless connection was "abcde."

The admin password to control the entire voting machine was "admin."

Either of these passwords are so simple and so stupid that they could be broken by someone almost instantly.

Any single one of these very weak weak-points would've been a good reason to never use AVS WinVote—but it wasn't until voters complained that some of the touchscreens weren't working well that anyone bothered to check to see if someone could be manipulating the entire voting process. Jeremy Epstein of the National Science Foundation's Secure and Trustworthy Cyberspace program, put it bluntly in a blog post today:

If an election was held using the AVS WinVote, and it wasn’t hacked, it was only because no one tried. The vulnerabilities were so severe, and so trivial to exploit, that anyone with even a modicum of training could have succeeded. They didn’t need to be in the polling place – within a few hundred feet (e.g., in the parking lot) is easy, and within a half mile with a rudimentary antenna built using a Pringles can. Further, there are no logs or other records that would indicate if such a thing ever happened, so if an election was hacked any time in the past, we will never know.​

The steps for rigging an election via WiFi are a total breeze:

So how would someone use these vulnerabilities to change an election?

1. Take your laptop to a polling place, and sit outside in the parking lot.

2. Use a free sniffer to capture the traffic, and use that to figure out the WEP password (which VITA did for us).

3. Connect to the voting machine over WiFi.

4. If asked for a password, the administrator password is “admin” (VITA provided that).

5. Download the Microsoft Access database using Windows Explorer.

6. Use a free tool to extract the hardwired key (“shoup”), which VITA also did for us.

7. Use Microsoft Access to add, delete, or change any of the votes in the database.

8. Upload the modified copy of the Microsoft Access database back to the voting machine.

9. Wait for the election results to be published.​

Epstein adds that once "an election official told me about playing solitaire on the device, to demonstrate just how complete it was." The Virginia Information Technology Association's report estimates that replacing these stupid, stupid machines will cost a little over $6 million, which is very, very little compared to how stupid they are. Rather than waiting to discover these inevitable, gaping security holes on a case by case basis, it'd save everyone a lot of pain and potential stolen elections to just stop voting with computers altogether.

http://www.roanoke.com/news/local/s...cle_fb9aeb66-d605-5045-b5e4-9b92c03eb711.html

That's insane
 
Naked Flakka Freak Who Calls Himself God Fights Cop, Humps Tree

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Kenneth Crowder, 41, was arrested by police in Melbourne, Fla. last week after his flakka high led him on a misbegotten, naked journey through a residential neighborhood, a reported brawl with a police officer, and an alleged "sexual act on a tree."

According to Florida Today, Melbourne police found Crowder last Friday while responding to a reported burglary. When approached by an officer, Crowder reportedly claimed he was God before getting into a tussle. From WKMG:

The officer used a Taser on Crowder, but he pulled the probes out of his body and continued to fight, police said. Crowder was shocked a second time, but he again pulled out the probes and went at the officer with clenched fists, according to police.

The officer punched Crowder in the face and a scrum ensued, with Crowder saying that he was Thor and trying to stab the officer with the officer's badge, police said.​

"The officer is doing fine. The suspect tried to stab (the officer) with his own badge. He somehow pulled it off of his uniform," Melbourne police spokesman Dan Lynch told Florida Today.

The streets of Brevard County, Fla. are apparently being flooded with flakka, with Lynch also telling WKMG, "We have spoken to some medical professionals here and they are starting to see an increase in its use. It's already in South Florida, and we think it's coming here."

Crowder was charged by police with battery on a law enforcement officer, assault, aggravated assault, and resisting with violence.

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/fl...was-god-had-sex-with-tree-police-say/32379106

It's amazing what he got away with compared to all the post of people doing much less and being killed over in the Abuse of Power thread
 
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