Stupid questions you hear at work.

[Angry Monkey]

So, I've had some gems at work the last couple of weeks.

1. A couple of weeks ago, a lady came up to me at Lowe's asks, "Do you have invisible paint?" I replied... Yes, but we can't ever find it.

2. I'm standing next to the pesticides and a guy comes up and asks me what's the best way to get rid of moles? I told him a dermatologist.

3. Today, I'm walking past the plumbing department and a guy asks me where the Fallopian tubes are.

These are great! t:

 

[socool]

So, this wasn't actually me working, but today I went to Wendy's to redeem a coupon I had in my car for one free Frosty. The guy ahead of me walks up to the cashier and orders a bunch of food. He pulls out his money, counts it, and when the guy walks back over he says, and I quote...

"How much is a dollar burger?"

The cashier looked absolutely stupefied. After about a second he says, very calmly, "A dollar."

I was holding my laugh so hard. I thought my throat was going to explode.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

So, this wasn't actually me working, but today I went to Wendy's to redeem a coupon I had in my car for one free Frosty. The guy ahead of me walks up to the cashier and orders a bunch of food. He pulls out his money, counts it, and when the guy walks back over he says, and I quote...

"How much is a dollar burger?"

The cashier looked absolutely stupefied. After about a second he says, very calmly, "A dollar."

I was holding my laugh so hard. I thought my throat was going to explode.

He probably asked that because he was watching his money,due to the economy.

 

[Mace Dolex]

Every time a customer asks me if I work here, I feel like saying "No, I just walk around wearing a nametag because I think it looks cool".
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When I use to work at McDonald's and wear the uniform while taking the bus it was the same thing. "Hey you work at McDonald's?"

- No, they're giving away free shirts with every Happy Meal.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

"Do you think in the future we'll be more robot than man?"

 

[Lantern Venom]

I worked at Mickey D's almost 20 years ago. I've never forgotten the guy, who had to be in his 40s, who came in and the following ensued:

Customer: "What sandwiches have mayonnaise on them?"
Me:"We can put mayo on any sandwich."
Customer: "Which ones?"
Me: "I can tell the cooks to put mayo on any burger, chicken sandwich, etc. even if it doesn't already come like that. Just tell me which one you like."
Customer:"Well, that one looks like it has mayonnaise on it (points at the menu) and so does that one."

Me: .......

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I work with a conspiracy nut, so every day it's a different question about the moon landings, 9/11, dead birds in the sky, man-made earthquakes, the illuminati on the dollar bill or some other nonsense. Besides that, he's a nice guy. It's a shame when an otherwise nice person has one completely damaging character flaw that makes you want to strangle them.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I have an old walmart employee shirt. I'm tempted to go to walmart just to be mean to people.

 

[Lantern Venom]

When I use to work at McDonald's and wear the uniform while taking the bus it was the same thing. "Hey you work at McDonald's?"

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When I worked there, we had a strict uniform: gray pants, burgundy cap with the logo on it, burgundy & white striped dress shirt, also with the logo on it. Yes, it was hideous, but very distinct.

One night after 3 of us closed up (at about 1am), we locked the store and went out in to the mall parking lot, which was empty by then. We started throwing around a nerf football for about 5 minutes. Suddenly, a cop (not a mall cop, a city cop) appears and wants to know what we--again, all dressed exactly the same--are doing in the parking lot at 1am?

 

[Ultra Lantern]

I have an old walmart employee shirt. I'm tempted to go to walmart just to be mean to people.

Do it.

 

[Hobgoblin]

People like to come into the store and ask if we have any pizzas pre made. I can see how we might have pepperoni or cheese ready, but some of the pizzas they ask about are way too specific. We do not have any sausage, green pepper and bacon pizzas just sitting around in case someone wants one.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Do it.

I'm going to start a youtube series call it Bad Service.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

I'm going to start a youtube series call it Bad Service.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

The first episode will have people asking me questions, i will then immediately turn around and run away.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

The first episode will have people asking me questions, i will then immediately turn around and run away.

You should do something before you run away.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

You should do something before you run away.

I will point behind them say hey what's that? Then run away.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

I will point behind them say hey what's that? Then run away.

That will be a good episode.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

That will be a good episode.

Or i could take them to something completely not like what they are looking for then run away.

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

I have an old walmart employee shirt. I'm tempted to go to walmart just to be mean to people.

I thought about that so many times when I kept my old grocery store shirt. Customers are just aholes. They trash the store, never put anything back, break things, can't get anything done because you always have to go and point things out to them. They ask where's this item at,... it's on isle 7... Come back with an attitude saying it wasn't there... Hate them I'm not your minimum wage servant! Buy your sh** and get out of the store.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Or i could take them to something completely not like what they are looking for then run away.

Sounds like you'll be having fun.

 

[VenomSpawn]

I have an old walmart employee shirt. I'm tempted to go to walmart just to be mean to people.

You should do this.

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[Dark Sentinel]

I work at a bowling alley, here is a list of the top 3 dumbest ****ing questions:

1. "Do you have to wear the shoes?"
A: YES!!

2. Do you have socks?
A: Bring your own damn socks. On top of that, don't wear high heels to a bowling alley ladies. Not only does it not make any sense, but it just shows how shallow and stupid you really are.

3. "Can you put those gates/guards/sides/thingies up?"
A: They're called BUMPERS you idiot!!!!

 

[SuperFerret]

Wow, I think some of you guys need to take a step back and reread your posts here.

 

[terry78]

Anytime I'm walking around the men's clothes in a store, somebody ALWAYS asks if I work there. I don't know if I give off some peon vibe or what.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

So, this wasn't actually me working, but today I went to Wendy's to redeem a coupon I had in my car for one free Frosty. The guy ahead of me walks up to the cashier and orders a bunch of food. He pulls out his money, counts it, and when the guy walks back over he says, and I quote...

"How much is a dollar burger?"

The cashier looked absolutely stupefied. After about a second he says, very calmly, "A dollar."

I was holding my laugh so hard. I thought my throat was going to explode.

I hope he just meant with tax