Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: You don´t wanna ruin this beautiful painting with a bloody fight, do you?
SPIDER-MAN: Meh, I hear Alex Ross is a major league a**hole anyway...

 

[Panthro]

^ Heheheheheh. You can see it on her face that she's very, very grateful.

SUPERMAN: "I hope you have insurance for that thing pal!"
JEDI: "ARGH! No! George Lucas makes me pay for these light-sabers!"

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "What the Hell is going on?!"
SUPERMAN: "I'll tell you what's going on - first you waste four years of my life! And then you take the only thing I ever really cared about!"
BATMAN: "Your bicycle?"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "I hope you have insurance for that thing pal!"
JEDI: "ARGH! No! George Lucas makes me pay for these light-sabers!"

Hahahahahaha! So random in every way possible.

JEDI: "Save me, Batman!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "Who said it's hard to come up with interesting stories for me?"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "Rothman! Would you care to step outside?"

 

[protocida]

SUPERMAN: "I hope you have insurance for that thing pal!"
JEDI: "ARGH! No! George Lucas makes me pay for these light-sabers!"

The Simpsons.

 

[Panthro]

^You guessed it Proto.

SUPERMAN: "Rothman! Would you care to step outside?"

Bwahahahahahahaha!

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "Hey man, take it up with the Green Goblin! He killed your woman!"
SUPERMAN: "The Green Goblin's just a mad dog. I want whoever let him off the leash."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around, especially the Rothman and Lucas (Simpsons quote) ones.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: C´mon, he has survived worse than this! Remember Batman & Robin?

SUPERMAN: Damn, I should have told him the secret ingredient was nitroglicerine! For me, it´s just spicy!

 

[ultimatefan]

WONDER WOMAN: Everybody's been real nice.
SUPERMAN: Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em. Mama!

 

[Panthro]

WONDER WOMAN: Everybody's been real nice.
SUPERMAN: Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em. Mama!

Hehehehehehe, LIAR LIAR

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Well Mr. Jordan, your resume is very impressive, but I'm afraid we're just not hiring right now. Sorry."

HAL JORDAN: "Oh I see. I see what this is. I see what's going on here. It's because I'm white, isn't it? You'd rather have a black Green Lantern, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you?!"

SUPERMAN: "Did he just play the race card?"
JOHN STEWART: "He just can't accept the fact that black is beautiful."
SUPERMAN: "Did you just play the race card?"
JOHN STEWART: "Shut up."
SUPERMAN: "Say that again and I'll shove that ring up your ass."
JOHN STEWART: "Threaten me again and I really will play the race card."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "So how is the adulterous relationship going?"

GREEN LANTERN: "I don't know what you're talking about."

SUPERMAN: "Oh, come on. Hawkgirl's back entrance had Black Sausage Only written above it with a marker. She told me to just ignore it."

GREEN LANTERN: "Wait, what?!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "So how is the adulterous relationship going?"

GREEN LANTERN: "I don't know what you're talking about."

SUPERMAN: "Oh, come on. Hawkgirl's back entrance had Black Sausage Only written above it with a marker. She told me to just ignore it."

GREEN LANTERN: "Wait, what?!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Any luck finding the guy or guys who stole the rest of my eyes?"
JOHN STEWART/GL: "Not yet."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ Superman having no eyes won't sit with you. Ever.

and thnx

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "Lex Luthor called and told me to tell you there's only room for one black man in the Timmverse."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

HAL: "I don't like you, John. You're too yellow for me."

SUPERMAN: "Are you going to stand there and take that from him?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! great stuff all around, especially the eyes one.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: I TOLD him not to see Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen... He almost went blind on the first one already!

 

[Panthro]

^ Superman having no eyes won't sit with you. Ever.

and thnx

No, it will never sit with me. Ever.

You're welcome. Love the Superman/John Stewart exchanges.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: I TOLD him not to see Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen... He almost went blind on the first one already!

HAL JORDAN: "A main character in the DCU for damn near 50 years, a founding member of the JLA, one half of one of the most famous hero buddy team ups known to fans, the center of one of comic book history's biggest controversial storylines, and all I get here in this DCAU is a 30 second cameo?! You've gotta be *****tin' me!"

JOHN STEWART: "Oh boo-hoo. My 'Mosaic' title got cancelled despite good sales because it didn't fit DC's 'creative vision' and was barely a C-lister for most of my career! I needed this gig way more than you did! And you were dead at the time that this series was put into production anyway!"
SUPERMAN: "Would you gentlemen care to step outside?"
JOHN: "You stay out of this."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! C´mon, the GL is suppsed to be a peace corps!