Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

WONDER WOMAN: Would you warn me if my boobs pop out of the costume in the middle of this?
SUPERMAN: Absolutely not.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: C´mon Bruce, WB needs a Superman by 2012 at the latest, so we need to work round the clock on this!
BATMAN: Hey, you wanted advice from DC´s current MacDaddy, didn´t you? Never hurry a genius at work...

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff UF.

BATMAN: "I can't believe this! How is Harry Potter breaking my records?! I'm twice the man he is!"
SUPERMAN: "Hey, at least you have a healthy film franchise."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, cool one too!

 

[ultimatefan]

WONDER WOMAN: Has been!
SUPERMAN: Never been!

 

[protocida]

SUPERMAN: Did you hear Justin Timberlake almost got the role of Hal Jordan in Green Lantern?

BATMAN: Yes, I put him in the loop.

SUPERMAN: Why would you do that?

BATMAN: Timberlake is a solid actor, as Alpha Dog and Black Snake Moan showed us. He'd attract a good audience thanks to his popularity in the music world and his personality actually matches Jordan's in the aspects such as the constant womanizing.

SUPERMAN: Really? That's your only motive?

*30 years prior*

HAL JORDAN: Flush the Watchtower toiled after you use it, dammit!

BATMAN: Yes.

 

[Panthro]

WONDER WOMAN: Has been!
SUPERMAN: Never been!

Hehehe, they sure know how to hurt each other.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Did you hear Justin Timberlake almost got the role of Hal Jordan in Green Lantern?

BATMAN: Yes, I put him in the loop.

SUPERMAN: Why would you do that?

BATMAN: Timberlake is a solid actor, as Alpha Dog and Black Snake Moan showed us. He'd attract a good audience thanks to his popularity in the music world and his personality actually matches Jordan's in the aspects such as the constant womanizing.

SUPERMAN: Really? That's your only motive?

*30 years prior*

HAL JORDAN: Flush the Watchtower toiled after you use it, dammit!

BATMAN: Yes.

 

[Panthro]

And thanks UF

SUPERMAN: "What do the tests show Bruce?"
BATMAN: "Beyond a shadow of a doubt Clark, the only X-Man from X-Men who's a bigger underdog than Cyclops is Colossus, who, ironically, could probably kill most of the other X-Men quite easily with his bare hands."
SUPERMAN: "Poor guy."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BATMAN: "The results are in. You couldn't have sex with Lois, or any normal human woman for that matter. They are too fragile."

SUPERMAN: "Okay then. Wonder Woman, here I come!"

BATMAN: "WHAT?!"

 

[protocida]

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[Panthro]

BATMAN: "The results are in. You couldn't have sex with Lois, or any normal human woman for that matter. They are too fragile."

SUPERMAN: "Okay then. Wonder Woman, here I come!"

BATMAN: "WHAT?!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BATMAN: "I didn't think it was possible.

"1. Superman: Doomsday - 9.4 million
2. Batman: Gotham Knight - 8.0 million
3. Ultimate Avengers 2 - 7.8 million
4. Ultimate Avengers - 6.7 million
5. Hulk Vs. - 5.4 million
6. Invincible Iron Man - 5.2 million
7. Justice League: The New Frontier - 5.2 million
8. Dr. Strange - 3.9 million
9. Wonder Woman - 3.4 million
10. Next Avengers - 2.9 million"

SUPERMAN (In Stevenson-Punisher voice): "This is just the beginning."

 

[kedrell]

Hehehe, take your victories where you can get'em, Supes.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around, especially the Timberlake one.

That pic of Supes and Bats is both funny and horrifying.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ Hehehehehe

 

[kedrell]

Ok, now this is gettin' weird.

Don't make me post my pic of Cap & Iron Man french kissing in their caption threads.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Haven't seen the one you mentioned

 

[kedrell]

That's cause I never posted it. You can find it easy enough yourself though on DeviantArt.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Uh-huh

 

[kedrell]

BTW, I don't claim to have drawn it. I just came across it. I'm no artist.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Yes, it´s scientifically proven. Kryptonite has been so overused in your comics, cartoons, TV shows and movies it no longer has any effect on you. Or on your fans as well, except boredom.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "I didn't think it was possible.

"1. Superman: Doomsday - 9.4 million
2. Batman: Gotham Knight - 8.0 million
3. Ultimate Avengers 2 - 7.8 million
4. Ultimate Avengers - 6.7 million
5. Hulk Vs. - 5.4 million
6. Invincible Iron Man - 5.2 million
7. Justice League: The New Frontier - 5.2 million
8. Dr. Strange - 3.9 million
9. Wonder Woman - 3.4 million
10. Next Avengers - 2.9 million"

SUPERMAN (In Stevenson-Punisher voice): "This is just the beginning."