Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[Superwoman Prime]

^ The Jedi has no defense there. :P

 

[Superwoman Prime]

JEDI: "Shia LaBeouf will play you in the next Superman movie!"

SUPERMAN: "That's not true! That's impossible!"

JEDI: "Search your feelings, you know it to be true!"

 

[Panthro]

^ The Jedi has no defense there. :P

Nope, none at all.

JEDI: "Shia LaBeouf will play you in the next Superman movie!"

SUPERMAN: "That's not true! That's impossible!"

JEDI: "Search your feelings, you know it to be true!"

Bwahahahahaha, that's just wrong on so many levels...

SUPERMAN: "I'm sick and tired of the fact that after all these years and with all that can be done now with modern technology, you're still the only villain who's given me a decent fight!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around guys, especially the Shia one, sorry for my absence, too much stuff going on - had to have a work meeting on a f***ing saturday morning, can ya believe it?

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Say whatever you want about my last movie, at least I wasn´t played by Hayden Christensen!!
JEDI: Hey, no need for low blows, okay?

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Say whatever you want about my last movie, at least I wasn´t played by Hayden Christensen!!
JEDI: Hey, no need for low blows, okay?

Hehehe, hey whatever happened to Hayden anyway? Seems he disappeared after that Jumper movie.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Don't you never say an un-kind word about Richard Donner!"

 

[Panthro]

SKELETOR: "This is the day, He-Man! It's between us, now!"
HE-MAN: "Yes, this is the day!"

SUPERMAN: "Hey Bruce, they're doing it again."
BATMAN: "What?"
SUPERMAN: "Those guys from the He-Man series, they're ripping off a bigger, more famous movie. Looks like Ben-Hur."
BATMAN: "Well, Ben-Hur is a classic of the epic movie genre, and they lend themselves well to it. Now it looks like they're ripping us off again."
SUPERMAN: "How so?"
BATMAN: "Well, look outside-"

BATMAN: "Clearly that's a rip off of your famous 'Death of' cover."
SUPERMAN: "With a little bit of that one HUSH cover in the background from when I strangled you. Uh-oh."
BATMAN: "What?"
SUPERMAN: "Don't look now but-"

HE-MAN & THE GUYS: "YMCA! It's Fun to Go to the YMCA!"

SUPERMAN: "The Village People. They're actually impersonating the Village People. Are they really that desperate?"
BATMAN: "I like the Village People. They made some undeniably great music."

HE-MAN: "Mock us and our struggle to get back into the public eye, will you?!"
LION-O: "You pampered pansy ass divas are next do you hear?! You're next!"

SUPERMAN: "Think they can carry out their threats?"
BATMAN: "Don't worry, the electrified fence should keep them on the other side."

 

[Panthro]

And now a flipside -

WONDER WOMAN: "You jerk! I'm the only woman in the world who can have sex with you without getting killed and you still play hard to get?!"
SUPERMAN: "I thought women liked that..."

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Aren't they ripping off an old cover of you fighting Lobo?"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah but I've got enough problems trying to get another film off the ground to care."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

And now a flipside -

WONDER WOMAN: "You jerk! I'm the only woman in the world who can have sex with you without getting killed and you still play hard to get?!"
SUPERMAN: "I thought women liked that..."

Cool, the woman chasing the man. The way it's supposed to be.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the follow up!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: What about Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern?
BATMAN: Well, he may not have the acclaim of a Christian Bale or a Robert Downey Jr., but he´s done some solid work, can definitely pull off action, and it feels like the studio wants to pull a Tony Stark, that is, a character that´s heroic and conflicted, but also witty and charismatic, and that definitely works for Hal Jordan.
SUPERMAN: And we didn´t have to put up with Justin Timberlake, or Emile Hirsch, or God forbid, Jack Black.
BATMAN: I was getting there.

 

[ultimatefan]

WONDER WOMAN: Stop staring at my boobs!
SUPERMAN: From this angle, it´s impossible!

 

[Panthro]

WONDER WOMAN: Stop staring at my boobs!
SUPERMAN: From this angle, it´s impossible!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Now they're ripping off Star Wars the Empire Strikes Back!"
BATMAN: "Let it go Clark, let it go."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "So what do you think of Natalie Portman being cast as Jane Foster for the Thor movie?"
BATMAN: "She's not one of my favorites, but trust me, Thor could do much, much worse."
SUPERMAN: "Like Jessica Alba or Kate Bosworth?"
BATMAN: "Exactly."
SUPERMAN: "Or Paris Hilton?"
BATMAN: "Don't even go there."
SUPERMAN: "Or Katie Holmes?"
BATMAN: "Now that's just hitting below the belt."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!
Hehe, But I´d still put Katie above Paris Hilton. And Alba, maybe.

 

[ultimatefan]

WONDER WOMAN: Admit it, my STV movie was better than yours!
SUPERMAN: If that is consolation for never having your own cartoon series or movie franchise, then fine, it was!
WW: And people say Bruce is the a**hole...

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around guys, especially the Shia one, sorry for my absence, too much stuff going on - had to have a work meeting on a f***ing saturday morning, can ya believe it?

Thanks, ultimatefan. good to see you back! hope work hasn't gotten you too down.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: Say whatever you want about my last movie, at least I wasn´t played by Hayden Christensen!!
JEDI: Hey, no need for low blows, okay?

Hahahahaha Hard hit below to the belt for sure.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Awesome artwork, Panthro. Thanks for sharing.

 

[Panthro]

Awesome artwork, Panthro. Thanks for sharing.

Glad you enjoyed seeing it as much as I enjoyed ordering it!

 

[Panthro]

WONDER WOMAN: Admit it, my STV movie was better than yours!
SUPERMAN: If that is consolation for never having your own cartoon series or movie franchise, then fine, it was!
WW: And people say Bruce is the a**hole...

Hehehehehe, poor WW.

 

[X Knight]

SUPERMAN: "So Bruce.....what conclusion has your genius-level intellect reached?"

BATMAN: "All I can say is......SHAMWOW!!! You followin me camera guy?"

SUPERMAN: ".........."