Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "Thanks for sabotaging Bryan Singer's sequel to SR."

BATMAN: "It's the least I could do after you talked Nolan into tackling my film franchise."

SUPERMAN: "Cheers to the World's Finest."

BATMAN: "Cheers."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Thanks for sabotaging Bryan Singer's sequel to SR."

BATMAN: "It's the least I could do after you talked Nolan into tackling my film franchise."

SUPERMAN: "Cheers to the World's Finest."

BATMAN: "Cheers."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "You need to think about cleaning out your car sometime. This mess is ridiculous."

BATMAN: "That's Alfred's job."

SUPERMAN: "Oh yeah? Is it his job to wipe your ass for you too?"

BATMAN: "Yes."

Hehehehehehehe, Bruce you lazy bastard.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Look on the bright side, bud. You don't have to pull any smooth moves on girls to get them in bed anymore. To "go clubbing", you don't have to go to a night club... you just pick up a club, whack a girl over the head, and take her home."

Hahahaha

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks man!

 

[AnorexicBatman]

Superman: NA NA NA NA NANANANANANANA! CAVE-MAN! CAVE-MAN! CAVE-MAN!
Bats: urr! Bruce not like that! Stop it say Bruce!!! urrr!! *bangs on the batmobile console*

Seriously, just you wait.... I'm going kill the bastard who thought sending me to the Cro-Magnon era was a good idea

 

[X Knight]

SUPERMAN: "I drink your milkshake......."

BATMAN ( thinking to himself ): "Just ignore slightly creepy comment and keep on driving.....cuz it's gonna be a loooonnnggg drive....sigh."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "So what do you think of the Twilight girl Kristen Stewart?"
BATMAN: "She's cute in an emo kind of way."
SUPERMAN: "I didn't know women could be associate with emo."
BATMAN: "Well now you know better."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "What's wrong, Bruce? You're all chin."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "What's wrong, Bruce? You're all chin."

Hehehe

SUPERMAN: "What's the verdict Bruce?"
BATMAN: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is there's serious talk of a Fantastic Four reboot. The bad news is it'll take at least 50 years to get it made."

LEX LUTHOR: "Your eyes! My God man look at your eyes!"
SUPERMAN: "What about my eyes?"
LEX: "You actually have them."
SUPERMAN: "I know. Makes me look more human, doesn't it?"

SUPERMAN: "Uh-oh. Is Superman gonna have to choke a Lex?"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Hahahahaha. Good ones, especially 1 & 3.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "Here's your happy place."

 

[kedrell]

SUPERMAN: "This is what happens Lex when you f*** a stanger in the @$$!"

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Prime! Hehehe, happy place...

SUPERMAN: "This is what happens Lex when you f*** a stranger in the @$$!"

Muwahahahaha

SUPERMAN: "You work for me now, Mr. Clean."
LEX: "WTF?"

SUPERMAN: "I've got you now Professor Charlie Xavier!"
LEX: "Now you know damn well I am not Professor Xavier! And I'm not Captain Picard either!"

LEX LUTHOR: "I don't have to be scared of some freak like you!"
SUPERMAN: "Oh you should be scared of me Lex. You really should be."

LEX: "Dude, what is up with your eyebrows? They're all arched and stuff. Isn't that really more Batman's look?"
SUPERMAN: "Only when he's played by Michael Keaton."

SUPERMAN: "My name is Buck, and I'm here to F***."

SUPERMAN: "I have come to kick your ass and chew your bubblegum. And since you're all out of bubblegum, it's ass kickin' time!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I recognized those eyebrows as belonging to Michael Keaton's Batman suit. I didn't want to bring it up since you're so happy about him actually having eyes. Lol

And thankya!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

LEX: "That's the mark Brainiac left on you as an infant. The lightning bolt scar on your hair."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "You work for me now, Mr. Clean."
LEX: "WTF?"

 

[Panthro]

Thanks and hehehe.

SUPERMAN: "The first Blu-Ray copy of Green Lantern: First Flight will be mine!"

ROUTH: "What do you mean my career's over before it even has a chance to begin?!"
LANGELLA: "It's not my fault you didn't pick a better 'break out film' son."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "I warned you if I came home to no cooked dinner again, you'd be sleeping in the dog house. Now get in there!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I warned you if I came home to no cooked dinner again, you'd be sleeping in the dog house. Now get in there!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Heheh, thanks. There's nothing like having Superman say totally out of character things.

 

[DX]

Superman: "Now you listen up! I don't care if it was Bay, the writers or a Paramount executive, SOMEONE NEEDS TO BE FIRED FOR CREATING THOSE ****ING TWINS, YA HEAR ME?!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

Great stuff all around , especially the eyebrows one, the FF reboot one, the all chin one and the TF twins bash.

 

[ultimatefan]

LEX: Why the huge eyebrows?!?
SUPERMAN: Well, I used to have no eyes, so I guess I´m overcompensating...

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: It certainly feels good to finally have our chests as proportional and defined as in the comics, huh Bruce?
BATMAN: Why do you think I´m staring at mine with a microscope?

SUPERMAN:What are the test results, Bruce?
BATMAN: Yes, it´s scientifically verified. Watching Transformers ROTF kills more brain cells than drinking tequila non-stop for two and a half hours.