Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[Panthro]

Superman: "Help! I'm being attacked by a member of the Village People."

Bwahahahaha

 

[kedrell]

Thanks. I just found a great site for this kind of stuff:

http://superdickery.com

Lots of funny covers/pics/etc.

Share the wealth, I say.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks. I just found a great site for this kind of stuff:

http://superdickery.com

Lots of funny covers/pics/etc.

Share the wealth, I say.

Hehe, that site's a gold mine.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

That was where I found the pic to make my avatar.

 

[kedrell]

I love that site.

 

[kedrell]

Supes: "I'm the god-damned Superman! King Kong ain't got s**t on me!!!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "SIIIIIINGEEEEER! SIIIIIINGEEEEEER!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro, Prime! Great stuff all around, especially the old covers!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Hey, whatever it takes to get Peter Jackson´s attention and see if he´ll direct my next movie!

 

[Panthro]

Supes: "I'm the god-damned Superman! King Kong ain't got s**t on me!!!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Hey, whatever it takes to get Peter Jackson´s attention and see if he´ll direct my next movie!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "SIIIIIINGEEEEER! SIIIIIINGEEEEEER!"

Bwahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - *I want ROOM SERVICE*! I want the club sandwich! I want the cold Mexican beer! I want a $10,000-a-night hooker! I want my shirts laundered... like they do... at the Imperial Hotel... in Tokyo."

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks! What´s that reference from?

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN:What are the results, Bruce?
BATMAN: I did it! I found a real panacea! It cures all forms of cancer, HIV, completely eliminates the common cold, everything!
SUPERMAN: Can it heal my franchise too?
BATMAN: Huh, that´s still gonna take a while...

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks, Panthro.

SUPERMAN:What are the results, Bruce?
BATMAN: I did it! I found a real panacea! It cures all forms of cancer, HIV, completely eliminates the common cold, everything!
SUPERMAN: Can it heal my franchise too?
BATMAN: Huh, that´s still gonna take a while...

Hang in there, Superman. We'll be here for you while a cure is found.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

 

[Superwoman Prime]

All right, this is the last one of these I'll post for a while since I don't want to flood the thread with covers. This is awesome.

Superman is apparently a pick-up artist of James Bond proportions.

 

[Panthro]

^Thanks! What´s that reference from?

Johnny Mnemonic, starring Keanu Reeves in the title role that was originally meant for Val Kilmer before Val went off to do Batman Forever. Ironically, Kilmer later replaced Reeves for "Heat".

 

[Panthro]

JIMMY OLSEN: "Isn't this a bit extreme?"
ROBIN: "If you hadn't informed me that little Jason White was his bastard son we wouldn't be in this mess now!"

 

[Panthro]

All right, this is the last one of these I'll post for a while since I don't want to flood the thread with covers. This is awesome.

Superman is apparently a pick-up artist of James Bond proportions.

Hehehehehe, and somehow Big Barda has magically shrunk.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN:What are the results, Bruce?
BATMAN: I did it! I found a real panacea! It cures all forms of cancer, HIV, completely eliminates the common cold, everything!
SUPERMAN: Can it heal my franchise too?
BATMAN: Huh, that´s still gonna take a while...

Hehe, hang in there Supes! We're still rooting for you buddy!

 

[Panthro]

Superman: "All this because I said I didn't like 'The Searchers'!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

JIMMY OLSEN: "Isn't this a bit extreme?"
ROBIN: "If you hadn't informed me that little Jason White was his bastard son we wouldn't be in this mess now!"

Heheheheheh

And thanks

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "Use the Kryptonite whip! Use the Kryptonite whip!"