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My two cents
This is Red Mask coming at you with my Two Cents. Thats right my Two Cents, because Im not giving more for Terminator: Salvation. Save yourselves, brothers and sisters. The machines have come. Again. In PG-13. By Kitschy McG. Hes selling us his T.
It starts with the familiar music and lyrics. However, there arent any cursors at the end of those words. Are they really digital? Was the graphics department only born after Windows XP? I guess it doesnt matter. Its all shine. Lots of names for this game. Here we go to
2003. So we know of one guy before Judgment Day. Hes getting the needle while everybody else gets the Bomb. Whoopee-doo. Thank you, Cyberdyne. Thats Cyber Dying because even their doctors getting something grave. Members get chrome domes. In the end everyone is screwed in
2018. Rise and shine. Despite all that shine its the dullest case of photo filters. They bleached it to hell, yet I think Doomsday had more color, and more blood. Maybe. They didnt give an R to this T. Ill give you a surprise at the end o this. So we get some action. Its Batman with guns! Blowing in, breaking in, brooding in. Prisoners in cages add to the horror. Arnolds coming, but not just yet! Everything gets shot to hell! Were right there, in front of the screen as everything gets dusty and rolled around. Color is the same. We get maybe one or two Terminators, but they arent Arnolds.
There's lots of noticeable special effects with green screen sheen. But Im not feeling this after fifteen. They show us the Resistance and Im quickly feeling traction on this drama. Everybodys a good soldier. A depressed soldier, but J.C.s spreading the good word on the radio. Hes even banged one of Spider-Mans girlfriends because hes the goddamn Batman. Too bad hes not Captain Power and Common, etc. arent the Soldiers of the Future. It would make this motley crew look more interesting. Young Kyle and the girl are poor imitations of Bat and Lin from Fist of the Northstar. Marcus is no Kenshiro, even though hes sharp and can a hard dive. He does a good imitation of V for Vendetta after waking up. Maybe in the future Star Trek 2009 happens because I have a feeling Connors descendents will give us Chekov. Even those future leaders cant stop inevitable destruction because time travel is a messy business. Theyve put us on a time warp with familiar things. But I dont feel anything is necessary. Its not like the AniMatrix side stories. This T must stand for Transformers because Im seeing them soon enough. They even show us Scorponoks tail from the first film.
So thats it. My Two Cents. I left in under an hour - SURPRISE - because I dont care whats happening in this world of the T. Its given to us by Kitschy McG, in PG-13.
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