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And it's back to 94% again, with 8.1 average rating, 216 reviews fresh and 15 rotten.
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And it's back to 94% again, with 8.1 average rating, 216 reviews fresh and 15 rotten.t:
I'm still amazed at everything. We're witnessing the birth of a new classic, as Ultimatehero has said it best, the ceiling is gone.
My all time favorite movie is ****ing loved by everyone and it's raping the box office.
Good times.t:
Awesome!!!
I find this Charlotte Observer review interesting because it proves that the pattern I've seen here in Brazil is happening in USA and probably the whole wide World. Here's an excerpt of the review:
'Avengers tells a tale for two genders
"Even better, writer/director Joss Whedon has done something remarkable, something unheard of in the echelons of superhero movies hes managed to make something that just might capture the female demographic. For the most part, the genre is considered the domain of male members of AA no, not Alcoholics Anonymous; a far more lethal organization: the arrested adolescent.
Symbolizing the subjugation of cinema to the whims of trolls and comment page obsessives, the kowtowing by and to Marvel and DC has routinely been blamed on the guys, while gals get to share the blame for making Nicholas Sparks, Stephenie Meyer and any number of actresses box-office gold.
But with The Avengers, Whedon does what he did so brilliantly in his seminal work of any medium, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. There, he took a female protagonist and kept the gender bias, working in male interest by investing the genre necessities with some broad bravado. Approach and angle were always about the lack of a Y chromosome.
By being so inclusive, by never forgetting that women sometimes accompany men to the movies (or make the decisions while seated on the living room couch), Whedon works The Avengers into a creative communal experience. Gents will get the mandatory bang for their buck. The ladies, on the other hand, get all the emotion and male eye candy they can handle."
Read more here: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/20...tale-for-two.html#storylink=rss#storylink=cpy
At least here in Brazil, I've noticed a seriously strong female audience through all four screenings I've attended so far, included women looking pass their 50's enjoying the **** out of this movie.
I'm still amazed at everything. We're witnessing the birth of a new classic, as Ultimatehero has said it best, the ceiling is gone.
My all time favorite movie is ****ing loved by everyone and it's raping the box office.
Good times.t:
Where in Brasil?![]()
I'm still amazed at everything. We're witnessing the birth of a new classic, as Ultimatehero has said it best, the ceiling is gone.
My all time favorite movie is ****ing loved by everyone and it's raping the box office.
Good times.t:
I'm from Porto Alegre, but I'm living in a little town here in Rio Grande do Sul. Are you brazilian too?
I'm still amazed at everything. We're witnessing the birth of a new classic, as Ultimatehero has said it best, the ceiling is gone.
My all time favorite movie is ****ing loved by everyone and it's raping the box office.
Good times.t:
Earth is under attack!
This is a job for as many B-level comic book heroes as we can contractually lock in, all under the direction of Samuel L. Jackson as the aptly named Nick Fury, a leader with no depth perception and a tendency for the kind of colorful language that a PG-13 washes out of his mouth with a bit of soap.
Saving the world is one task making it safe for a Scarlett Johansson performance is quite another. In The Avengers Scarlett must not only act, she must act Russian! Listen, I wouldnt trust Scarlett to save the world if it only meant saving the worlds very last issue of Vogue.
So lets assemble our team: Who better to defend Earth from armageddon than a guy from the 40s with a sturdy shield, a Dolce & Gabbana spokesmodel, a lifeguard with a really big hammer, a guy with anger issues, and Shecky Stark, a wise-cracking man in iron whose suit is 100% heckle-proof.
And while were at it, lets include an archer, because what could be more effective against interstellar battle than a bow and arrows? You never know when an alien invader is the Sheriff of Nottingham, warned Jackson.
The problem begins when a cube the doorway to the other end of space is stolen from a presumably secure government location. Why do we need a doorway to the other end of space? To find a place where The Housewives of Orange County has never aired replied Jackson.
Thats good enough for me.
The evil Loki returns from Marvel movies past to steal the cube. So Earth must face its most potent foe a spear-carrying guy dressed like a gold antelope who seeks to free us from our freedom. Bring on the extraterrestrial petting zoo!
My horns are huge and so I must be compensating for something, acknowledged Loki, who was nevertheless spotted with a Kardashian and introducing his own line of girly hair products.
Warfighting ensues. Time to cue our archery team from Dolce & Gabbana.
Enter The Hulk, as played by Eric Bana I mean, Edward Norton I mean, Mark Ruffalo I mean, who really cares who plays The Hulk? Were talking about following in the big green footsteps of Lou Ferrigno, after all.
So our heroes must recover the cube because it is the secret to sustainable energy. The less detail I go into there, the quicker we can get to the action and sustain our international box office, explained Sam Jackson.
[...]
Dear Mark Ramsey
In order for a snark-filled review like yours to work, it needs to be funny.
Yours was not. You have failed.
Also, you're way too late for anyone to be giving a ****.
Jay says:
2012/05/09 at 8:25 am
Th e difference between Mark Ramsey and Tony Stark. Tony is a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist and Mark is not.
Also, Tonys one liners are actually funny.
MobileJoel says:
2012/05/09 at 11:20 am
I tried really hard to figure out why the reviewer thinks this was a bad movie. Im guessing a general lack of believe-ability was the key theme. While some heroes were much stronger than others on the team, at the end of the movie, it seemed to work out. Theres an article in las Sundays Los Angeles Times, written by Neal Kirby, son of Jack Kirby, the creator of the Avengers. In it, Neal talks about how he told his dad that the Thor helmet seemed to top-heavy for the Norse God to wear. Jack Kirbys response,
Remember [pointing at the penciled page], Superhero.
Monster ate the Critic says:
2012/05/10 at 8:15 am
You never know when an alien invader is the Sheriff of Nottingham, and you never know when a movie critic is someone who got rejected at comedy school.
But at least Mark Ramsey tried really hard. He watched a superhero comic book movie and finally realized that it was based on superhero comics. Unfortunately, that did not happen before he wrote his review.
So dear guests, come back next week when Mark Ramsey discovers that monkeys have no wings, horses cant speak and movie critics dont get as much money as actors in superhero movies do.
yeah same here, every now and then I'll get curious to see what a paticular critic might think about a movie but with Avengers I really don't care. lolFunny thing...even though most critics love the film...I still don't care about their opinion.
Funny thing...even though most critics love the film...I still don't care about their opinion.