You are
such a sad human being.
But you know what?
I don't hate you. I only pity you. I know you're young & probably frustrated over some teenage dilemma, so you need to use message boards to vent your frustrations on total strangers. I get that.
But I got news for you, fella - if you ever behave this way in REAL life, things might not turn out as low-key as they do here.
You need to at some point, clearly not now nor here, learn the meaning of respect. For your neighbors, for your elders (yours truly) and for yourself.
Continue living your unhappy life, broski, I'm taking the wife to see BULLHEAD tonight