The best way to win a fight

[fangrl06]

I carry a knife. t:

...
*runs away*

 

[Drakon]

Okay, I learned this from Maury:

You take of your sock and fill it with quarters... t:

Hello-I have a wooden leg that I rely on to walk. I'm pretty strong in the art of amputee-fu. That leg is a deadly weapon in my hands.

 

[Logan's Runt]

Hello-I have a wooden leg that I rely on to walk. I'm pretty strong in the art of amputee-fu. That leg is a deadly weapon in my hands.

Unless someone else gets it first....

 

[fangrl06]

Hello-I have a wooden leg that I rely on to walk. I'm pretty strong in the art of amputee-fu. That leg is a deadly weapon in my hands.

Unless someone else gets it first....

LOL! Oooo, I like the way this woman thinks.

Spoiler

*scared*

 

[Logan's Runt]

LOL! Oooo, I like the way this woman thinks.

Drak knows what I'd do to him if we ever happened to meet.

 

[Drakon]

Unless someone else gets it first....

That's just comedy. And viciousness. I gain a lot of agility without the leg.

LOL! Oooo, I like the way this woman thinks.

Spoiler

*scared*

Yeah, she rocks the casbah.

Drak knows what I'd do to him if we ever happened to meet.

Before, or after you shave my head?

 

[Logan's Runt]

That's just comedy. And viciousness. I gain a lot of agility without the leg.



Yeah, she rocks the casbah.



Before, or after you shave my head?

Hey there are some very fun times to be had with a bald head....

 

[fangrl06]

Hey there are some very fun times to be had with a bald head....

Ookay there, Brittany.

 

[ck51100]

Hey there are some very fun times to be had with a bald head....

More innuendo

 

[Logan's Runt]

More innuendo

What ever could you mean? *innocent eyes*

 

[ck51100]

What ever could you mean? *innocent eyes*

The eyes may be innocent....

 

[Spider-Kid]

just ose teh face to fist style

the punched guy wins!

that is face to fist, again

That made me lol.

 

[Halcohol]

I still can't get over those ******ed socks.

 

[redmarvel]

The best way to win is to lick your opponent. It will frighten him, especially if he is a homophobe.

Especially effective without pants, like Drakon pointed out.

blast, you beat me to it. Tongue is all it really takes to win

 

[CyberFaust]

I still can't get over those ******ed socks.

it's the best punch i could find when i googled

 

[Drakon]

blast, you beat me to it. Tongue is all it really takes to win

Give me a break, I'm having a hard enough day as it is.

 

[unstoppable]

That made me lol.

you might need a change of pants then

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Kick them in the face, at this point they are dizzy, punch them in the nose once more to double the effect then push them over your leg, when they are on the ground stomp the crap outta their face. Sure to win every time

 

[unstoppable]

Kick them in the face, at this point they are dizzy, punch them in the nose once more to double the effect then push them over your leg, when they are on the ground stomp the crap outta their face. Sure to win every time

what if it's a major size difference and ya can't kick them

 

[redmarvel]

Give me a break, I'm having a hard enough day as it is.

You don't REALLY want it broken when it's hard, do you Drakon?

Spoiler

I'm sure you'ld prefer it to be licked

 

[Kmack]

just ose teh face to fist style

the punched guy wins!

that is face to fist, again

Love the socks

 

[Drakon]

-ahem-

 

[Drakon]

You don't REALLY want it broken when it's hard, do you Drakon?

Spoiler

I'm sure you'ld prefer it to be licked

You're getting evil in my old age, pretty lady.

 

[redmarvel]

but you've got to admit... the tongue wins again

 

[Drakon]

Touché