First Avenger The Captain America Caption Thread - Part 2

[Panthro]

Thanks Lord. That pic of Emma is horrifying.

She looks like a 12-year old boy in drag on a sugar high.

 

[ultimatefan]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Of course our movie is not dark or depressing, but hey, we have to work hard to sell this movie overseas. This is the European poster...

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Of course our movie is not dark or depressing, but hey, we have to work hard to sell this movie overseas. This is the European poster...

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

See, the world actually loves America!

The Captain, that is.

 

[Panthro]

See, the world actually loves America!

The Captain, that is.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

RED SKULL: "Okay first of all, I don't like you. You're one of these loser f***ing Mallrat kids. You don't come here to work, you don't come here to shop, you just hang out all day. Act like you f***ing live here. Well I have no respect for people with no shopping agenda!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Is this what's known as motivated salesmanship?"

 

[Panthro]

RED SKULL: "So you're the one who's been preventing my men from acquiring the first photos of Henry Cavill as the Ubermensch-"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Superman."
RED SKULL: "Whatever. And Anne Hathaway as the Catwoman. I ask you - why?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Superman belongs to America, plain & simple, and as a patriotic American I will not allow him to be sullied by the hands or even the eyes of villains such as you. As for Anne Hathaway, well, she's too good for you."

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "I'll get you you little James Bond gun barrell ball thing-a-ma-jig!"

 

[Panthro]

CAP [singing]: "Out there is a world outside of Yonkers, way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby..."

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "Why yes I am sleeping with all these women. Why do you ask?"

 

[Superhero 101]

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[Panthro]

[YT]ruMO9SXto0Q&feature=feedu[/YT]

Hehehehehehe

Those are always good for a laugh.

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "Hey Namor, do you hear the Godzilla theme playing in the background?"
NAMOR: "With all the explosions going off it's a miracle I can hear you!"

 

[3dman27]

CAP [singing]: "Out there is a world outside of Yonkers, way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby..."

why do people call me col.austin?

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "If you enlist each of these beautiful ladies will take turns sleeping with you!"

 

[Panthro]

COL. PHILIPS: "Rogers, do you know the difference between the Catholic Church and the Mafia?"


CAP: "Sir yes sir. One is a murderous, mysognistic organization shrouded in secrecy and mystery that has been manipulating the world for years from behind closed doors. And the other is the Mafia."

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "Abortions for none!"
CROWD: "Boo!"
CAP: "Hmm. Abortions for all!"
CROWD: "Boo!"
CAP: "Hrmm. Abortions for some, small wavy American flags for others!"
CROWD: "Yay!"

 

[dnno1]

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

TONY STARK: "I ain't afraid of you even if you are on steroids now Johnny Storm!"
STEVE ROGERS: "Oh for crying out loud..."

 

[kedrell]

Red Skull: "The power of the sun in the palm of somebody else's hand."

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "Where are all the Aquaman comics?!"