First Avenger The Captain America Caption Thread - Part 2

[ultimatefan]

PEGGY: I know I´m the only chick around, but will you guys stop grouping up behind me to check out my ass?

SOLDIERS: No m´am!!

 

[ultimatefan]

HYDRA SOLDIER 1: Seriously dude, are we in a Devo music video?

HYDRA SOLDIER 2: I could swear we were some kind of Stormtroopers special division or something.

 

[ElMariachi]

Bucky: Hey Cap, look at these sexy Esquire pictures of Peggy.

Cap & Gabe: [YT]w8A4CoKiAsc[/YT]

 

[Spideyfan93]

Dum Dum: I wonder why Peggy doesn't have a thing for me. Everyone loves my hat! Everyone loves my amazing moustache!
Hmmmmmm(imagines reasons)

Oh.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

PEGGY: "Yoooooooo J- no wait that's not right..."
SOLDIER ON LEFT: "And it should really be yelled by an American!"
PEGGY: "Shut up."

 

[ElMariachi]

"People always tell me that I look like Marty McFly's great uncle in Back to the Future III."

 

[ElMariachi]

Haters gonna Hate.

 

[Panthro]

Dum Dum: "I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody instead of a bum which is what I am, let's face it."

DUM DUM: "I'm scared, Bucky."
BUCKY [off camera]: "Bull-s***. You ain't afraid of no man."
DUM DUM: "There's something out there waiting for us. And it ain't no man. We're all gonna die."

 

[Panthro]

BUCKY: "The rendevouz is ten to twelve miles from here, do you think the chopper's gonna wait?"
CAP: "We make our stand NOW, or there will be nobody left to go to the chopper. If it bleeds, we can kill it."

 

[Spideyfan93]

Someone's been watching Predator...

 

[kedrell]

Bucky: "The Basterds? No, but we get that a lot."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys especially the Predator references.

DUM DUM: What the hell happened to moustaches, guys? Moustaches used to be manly. Used to be classy. Now people make fun of them, they call us rednecks or make Freddie Mercury jokes. I mean, nothing against him, he was a great singer, but let´s face it, he ruined moustaches for straight guys...

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys especially the Predator references.

DUM DUM: What the hell happened to moustaches, guys? Moustaches used to be manly. Used to be classy. Now people make fun of them, they call us rednecks or make Freddie Mercury jokes. I mean, nothing against him, he was a great singer, but let´s face it, he ruined moustaches for straight guys...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

When you get a bunch of soldiers together, it makes a great opportunity for Predator jokes.

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Red Skull: what did Thor say...?
Captain America: alright Thor said-

Thor: ... the hammer is my Penis...

 

[Panthro]

"People always tell me that I look like Marty McFly's great uncle in Back to the Future III."

Hehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

BUCKY: "Let's suck in the guts guys, we're the Ghostbusters."

 

[ultimatefan]

STEVER: Huh, I´m not sure about this...

SCIENTIST: C´mon, be proud! This will be a major scientifica breakthrough! We´ll prove that a man can be milked!

 

[Panthro]

'Cause milk does a body good.

BUCKY: "We are the Howling Commandoes who say... NI!"

 

[protocida]

"Goddammit, Red Skull, this staring contest is not fair. You have no eyelids!"

"SILENCE!"

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "Death to those who waste their money on Michael Bay's Transformer films!"

 

[ETGuy]

CAP: "Death to those who waste their money on Michael Bay's Transformer films!"

Nice.

 

[Panthro]

Nice.

Thanks.

 

[Kane52630]

Leo: "Haha good luck next week with Harry Potter."

 

[henry_9305]

Cap(Off screen):I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won.

 

[JB-the-Hunter]

Falsworth, Dugan and Dernier: Hey Bucky... where's your mustache?