The Captain And The Kid

[Colossal Spoons]

I dunno about anybody else but I think I may buy the new Elton John CD. I've heard the single he has out on Conan(The Bridge) and I friggin like it. I'm quite possible gonna be the only 21 year old black guy that's gonna buy this CD but I don't care. Anybody with me?


P.S. Where does one listen to an Elton John CD anyway? I'm not bumpin Sir Elton in my car; thus causing my street cred to go down cuz it's fiya right now

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

P.S. Where does one listen to an Elton John CD anyway?

Rest stops at national parks?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

You mad.

Seriously, I think it'll be a good CD. Elton is like a gay, white, pudgy Stevie Wonder.

 

[Hades]

Si-eeet. If I had some big nice loud speakers(don't know what they're called) in my car, I'd drive downtown with Bob Dylan blasing all the time, and other classic guys. I mean, I'd go around with Elton John blarring, why not

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Subwoofers?

Ride around with Sir Elton blasting in my car; I'll lose all respect from my hoes and homies

 

[Equint77]

Axl Rose has admitted that Elton John has been his biggest influence as well as his favorite musician...

not like it's worth **** nowadays....

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Yo, Benny and The Jets was ether and then some.

Axl Rose's opinion means squat to me.

 

[Hades]

Subwoofers?

Ride around with Sir Elton blasting in my car; I'll lose all respect from my hoes and homies

Naw, man. I can just see it now.

You driving downtown, and you get this itch you know only one thing can solve.
So you plop in your shiney new Elton John cd. You turn the music up so loud you feel like the whole city is overcome with the joy you only feel when listning to Elton. At first there would be silence, then faint whispers.."this guys crazy"
But then suddenly a single person would emerge. And they will clap, then suddenly everyone else starts claping. Before you know it the whole city is following your car in a mad hysteria, claping, crying, dying just to be close to Eltons sweet voice. Where ever you go people who point you out and say "there goes a man who loves his Elton John"
And you will forever be remembered in history as the man who brought Elton John to...wherever you live.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Word, I totally saw that whole scene in my head. You should direct movies, man.

 

[AndThePickles]

Mad you forget that you're 21 now honey. haha

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Oh yeah

 

[AndThePickles]

I think that we should totally go around this place blaring Elton John in the car btw.....it would only bring your street cred up. Hoes think gay men are awesome, and your homies ain't playin any good music nowadays anyways.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I think that we should totally go around this place blaring Elton John in the car btw.....it would only bring your street cred up. Hoes think gay men are awesome, and your homies ain't playin any good music nowadays anyways.

Woman, are you implying that I'm the gay man or Sir Elton?

 

[Pirateking]

Elton co-wrote two songs on the new Scissor Sisters album...I Don't Feel Like Dancin' and Intermission.

 

[AndThePickles]

Woman, are you implying that I'm the gay man or Sir Elton?

Hecks no, I'm sayin that playing Elton John will bring your street cred up because of the fact that ELTON is gay. Pssh, get it right.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'm sorry. I must have caught feelings and didn't realize it.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

haha just listen to your music man. seriously my friend found out last week, that i listen to the cure, his image of me was shattered because im a big black dude who listens to an 80's band.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Being an 80s baby is above surpasses race. You're legally entitled to listen to anything prodiced in those 10 years whenever you please; from Durran Durran and Flock of Seagulls to Sugarhill Gang lol.

 

[7Hells]

Any guy who loves The Cure is automatically hot.
Same with Cyndi Lauper.

Spoons, you listen to Sir Elton in a bubble bath or making pasta
Or if you are trying to woo a white chick, flip Elton on and pour her some wine

 

[AndThePickles]

Any guy who loves The Cure is automatically hot.
Same with Cyndi Lauper.

Spoons, you listen to Sir Elton in a bubble bath or making pasta
Or if you are trying to woo a white chick, flip Elton on and pour her some wine

I'd probably chuckle at him if he tried to "woo" me with that lol. He does too many crazy Elton John impressions for me to take that seriously.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Making pasta? Hahaha, why that?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'd probably chuckle at him if he tried to "woo" me with that lol. He does too many crazy Elton John impressions for me to take that seriously.

Benny!

 

[AndThePickles]

Making pasta? Hahaha, why that?

Make me pasta. That'll woo me for sure.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Psh, I'm making it right now.

 

[7Hells]

Because when girls get together they make pasta, watch movies, eat ice cream and cookie dough from the tube and then cry about their x or current boyfriends.

..and end the night with naked pillow fights.