The Death of Iron Man

[thor87]

If we had our way, i think most of us would have Iron man six feet under by the end of civil war, so if we could kill him, how would you want him to die?

 

[Darthphere]

I rather have a beer can fall on him when he trips in front of the refirgerator and he instantly remembers hes a morally ambiguous good guy.

 

[Cyclops]

Or better yet, some girl with no eyes hands him a ball of yarn and he remembers he's not a villainous *****ebag.

 

[The Ski Mask]

There is going to be an Iron Man movie coming out in 2008, why would they kill Iron Man now?

 

[Darthphere]

Because they keep him dead for a year and bring him back in time for the movie. DUH!

 

[SonOfCthulhu]

Because they keep him dead for a year and bring him back in time for the movie. DUH!

Being dead for a year as a tax write-off...Of course! That's brilliant!

 

[J. J. Jameson]

Why would Iron Man die? I mean his in armor that allows him to go into space and underwater and I don't know of any pressing health issues (i don't read Iron Man so I may be wrong). It would just be another one of Marvel's Hawkeye/Green Goblin/Mary Jane/Aunt Many bring 'em back specials.

 

[Fading]

If we had our way, i think most of us would have Iron man six feet under by the end of civil war, so if we could kill him, how would you want him to die?

I wouldn't, I still like IM. I hate how he's portrayed in CW, and no positive spin could make me see him as anything but a *****e. After CW tho, or possibly after Planet Hulk or something...eventually him and Cap will be slapping eachothers backs like this never happened. IM no matter how big of an ass is one of my more favorite comic characters, I'd say within top 10 easy. One recent bad arch doesn't mean I want him erased as a character, it just makes it harder to enjoy CW (tho I still do, just not as much as I could have).

How would I kill him off tho? Crushed pelvis, he'd hit on and then have sex with some hot super strengthed girl who got carried away during sex, and he'd die doing the thing he seemed to love doing to anything that moved while he was alive.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

AIDs...he should get AIDs.

 

[Darthphere]

Brilliant!

 

[thor87]

this was supposed to be more comical than i think most people are taking it, but some of you have gotten it. No i dont was Iron man dead at least not permanantly. Yes, Aids, that shall do

 

[Varient]

Death by Snoo Snoo?

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I'd want him raped to death by Happy Hogan's corpse. "I HAD TO DIE FIGHTING THE SPYMASTER!!!"
But that's only if he had to die.

 

[Fading]

Death by Snoo Snoo?

Woot, I'm not the only one who watches Futurama . Yes, death by Snoo Snoo!

 

[yahman]

I wouldn't, I still like IM. I hate how he's portrayed in CW, and no positive spin could make me see him as anything but a *****e. After CW tho, or possibly after Planet Hulk or something...eventually him and Cap will be slapping eachothers backs like this never happened. IM no matter how big of an ass is one of my more favorite comic characters, I'd say within top 10 easy. One recent bad arch doesn't mean I want him erased as a character, it just makes it harder to enjoy CW (tho I still do, just not as much as I could have).

How would I kill him off tho? Crushed pelvis, he'd hit on and then have sex with some hot super strengthed girl who got carried away during sex, and he'd die doing the thing he seemed to love doing to anything that moved while he was alive.

Is he really that much of a 'Deuchebag' though ? Has everyone forgotten the whole point of the 'Whose side are u on' marketting campaign in the first place ? Has anyone stopped to think how ******ed Cap's perspective really is. I mean what the hell is he actually campagning for? His perspective really makes little to no sense when you consider it.

 

[thor87]

Is he really that much of a 'Deuchebag' though ? Has everyone forgotten the whole point of the 'Whose side are u on' marketting campaign in the first place ? Has anyone stopped to think how ******ed Cap's perspective really is. I mean what the hell is he actually campagning for? His perspective really makes little to no sense when you consider it.

hmmm, ive got one question for you, WHOS SIDE ARE YOU ON

 

[yahman]

hmmm, ive got one question for you, WHOS SIDE ARE YOU ON

No one seems to be that bothered about the apparent misstreatment of 'Arab terrorists' on quantanamo (Sorry about the spelling) bay. How is the scenario really that differnet ?

Utilitarianism Rules !!!!!!!!

 

[thor87]

superheros arent terrorist, last time i checked, when the trade center got destroyed the terrorist werent trying to save people they came here to kill us, when stamford happened at least the heroes were trying to do some good even though it didnt work out that way in the end, please dont compare our heroes, to the terrorists

 

[yahman]

superheros arent terrorist, last time i checked,

Recent events such as the House of M, Enemy of the State, Avengers dissasembled and Thor the Reigning, all suggest other wise. Especially when u consider them from a civillian perspective.

when the trade center got destroyed the terrorist werent trying to save people

Many muslim fundamentalists would disagree, and would state that in war there are always casualties in war.

, when stamford happened at least the heroes were trying to do some good even though it didnt work out that way in the end, please dont compare our heroes, to the terrorists

Its unfair to apply rules to some and not others (I.e. why should rules apply to those who are apparently heroes and those who are not); whom are u 2 decide who is a heroe and who is a 'badguy'. Im sure various Iraq civilians would regard the U.S. and British forces as 'bad guys'.

 

[Grim Goblin]

4 choices...

1: Peter beats the crap out of him after some really tragic event that will make sure his life changes forever and ever and is never going to be the same again X10, but in the end, he still refuses to kill him and walks away. That's when Cap comes by and just says "**** it! you've had your chance to redeem yourself and you blew it." and then promptly decapitates him with his shield!

2: Same beginning with Spidey but it ends with Frank Castle shooting Tony in the head instead.

3: Ghost Rider just happens to drop by and gives him a little penance stare and rides off into the night.

4: The real Thor comes and completely destroys Clor. Then he turns his attention to Tony..."Have at thee, hypocritical toad!" *SMACK!*

 

[thor87]

Recent events such as the House of M, Enemy of the State, Avengers dissasembled and Thor the Reigning, all suggest other wise. Especially when u consider them from a civillian perspective.

Now arent we glad we can look past the civilian perspectives to see the right and the wrong of the present situation. I would take it that you would think that US imprisonment of japponese citizens during ww2 as nessecary and just. Cause thats kinda what tony stark is doing, imprisoning all who wont register and serve.

Many muslim fundamentalists would disagree, and would state that in war there are always casualties in war.

Well its a good thing that we dont care wheter or not they disagree. And casualties of war can only happen when you have a war you are fighting, they randomly attacked us, those sons of dogs attacked us like cowards, and we most likely killed there familys for it.

Its unfair to apply rules to some and not others (I.e. why should rules apply to those who are apparently heroes and those who are not); whom are u 2 decide who is a heroe and who is a 'badguy'. Im sure various Iraq civilians would regard the U.S. and British forces as 'bad guys'.

There are also a great many of them who view us as the liberateurs we are, we gave them freedom to choose how they want to live we gave them what our forefathers gave us, and if they view us as the enemy it is only because they fear those who are in power because the only leader they had ever known was a genocidal tyrant.

Bottom line is, if you cant tell a hero from a terrorist theres something wrong with you. (but i see your point as these terrorist are probably heroes to other terrorists)

 

[Cyclops]

Brilliant!

ACTING!!

 

[JediDuffman66]

whoo, death to Iron Man

 

[KingOfDreams]

He is being a jackoff but I don't want to kill him off.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

AIDs...he should get AIDs.

If Busiek ever goes on the title, you can bet your ass that's the first thing that would happen.