The Green Lantern Caption thread. - Part 1

[JamalYIgle]

Hal: Why am I always the only one without a lighter whenever They start playing "Stairway to heaven"!

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff Jamal!

 

[The Navigator]

Ah, new screenshots. Finally. Good stuff, fellers.

"What are they saying? 'We are the ****es'?"

 

[ultimatefan]

"We are the porks?"

"We are the Borg?"

"We are the World?"

 

[Hotwire]

SINESTRO: TA-DA!!

HAL: Um, uh... How do I say this???

SINESTRO: What?!?!

HAL: That ring, it uh, goes on your, um, finger. Like, uh, like this.

SINESTRO: oh.

HAL: Yeah, so, um... I, uh, gotta, go...

 

[Mindreaper21]

SINESTRO: TA-DA!!

REYNOLDS: Um, uh... How do I say this???

SINESTRO: What?!?!

REYNOLDS: That ring, it uh, goes on your, um, finger. Like this.

SINESTRO: oh.

HAHAHA...
I'm not sure I want to know how he got that to fit.

 

[Hotwire]

HAHAHA...
I'm not sure I want to know how he got that to fit.

Alien anatomy may not be like ours.

 

[Panthro]

All these captions get a great big

 

[KalMart]

Uh...guys...? Can we have a little talk about the direction this script is going in....? ....please.....?

 

[Bren]

You know, it's so annoying that people immediately assume I'm bad - I mean, WHY?

I know what you mean! I mention my name 'Sinestro' and people are like, "oooh he's gonna go bad I'm sure!" - I mean, what's with that!?!?

Thor: What did he say his name was?
Loki: I think he said.... 'Sinestro'.

Hal: Sinestro hey? Hmmm, I can't be the only one getting the 'evil vibe' from that right?

Sinestro: YOU SEE!!! It's just a nice name!

Odin: *chuckles*

Sinestro: ARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

^Love that one!

 

[ultimatefan]

CROWD: IN THE NAAAAAAME OF LOOOOOVE... WHAT MOOOOORE IN THE NAME OF LOOOOOVE...

HAL: And imagine that, all they get in these parts is a cover band where Bono´s a giant parakeet with three beaks!

 

[ultimatefan]

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TOMAR-RE:Kilowog!

KILOWOG: Sorry, poozer.Had a kandorian burrito for lunch.

 

[ultimatefan]

SINESTRO: I´m sick of people calling me evil because my name is Sinestro. In my home planet, that name means "cute and adorable like a bunny".



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HAL: Yeah, right.

 

[protocida]

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.50 Caliber: The standart intergalactic police force weapon of choice.

 

[Panthro]

CROWD: IN THE NAAAAAAME OF LOOOOOVE... WHAT MOOOOORE IN THE NAME OF LOOOOOVE...

HAL: And imagine that, all they get in these parts is a cover band where Bono´s a giant parakeet with three beaks!

Bwahahahahahahahaha

The one with Thor, Loki and Odin was funny too.

 

[Panthro]

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Green Will Powered Mini-Guns: When you absolutely positively got to kill every mother-f***er in the room, accept no substitutes.

 

[dnno1]

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You realize that the stone monolity under the explosion looks like the bottom half of the Sinsestro Corps logo right?

I just noticed that.

 

[KalMart]

 

[KalMart]

Theodore: Hey Hal...I gotta a riddle for ya'. 'What did the paintbrush say to the face...'?

 

[dnno1]

Nice product placement.

 

[Panthro]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

The one with Hal & Theodore was funny too.

 

[KalMart]

Bottom of the ninth....two outs, one on, the count is full at 3-2....Jordan checks the runner at first...he sets...aaaand the pitch.....

 

[dnno1]

Sinestro: "You throwing junk now, Jordan?"
Hal Jordan: "This one's called my knuckle ball."

 

[terry78]

(helps if you say it in the voice) "Harry Caray here, and it's a beautiful day on Oa. Got Sinestro and Jordan down there about to give us a show...wish I had some Cracker Jacks to go with this right about now. Speaking of Cracker Jacks, didn't you hate when you were a kid and ya got a box of Cracker Jack, and there was no prize inside! I mean, you take all that time eating up those delicious caramel peanuts and popcorn and ya get nothin'! I mean...."