The Green Lantern Caption thread. - Part 1

[Panthro]

HAL: "You know I love the fans but sometimes they drive me nuts. I mean when I went all evil or quasi-evil and became Parallax which opened the door for Kyle Rayner, the fans complained. Then DC brings me back, gives me a redemption arc while also developing the Green Lantern Corps title which specifically showcases Kyle Rayner having adventures with Guy Gardner and other alien Lanterns in deep space where Kyle gets to be a Lantern Honor Guard along with Guy and you know something? The F***ing Fans Still Complain!"

 

[KalMart]

Hey, no fair....how come I didn't get a ring-pop....?

 

[KalMart]

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehehehehehe

 

[KalMart]

Solo: Trust me...there's gotta be a gas station around here...I've got a nose for these things....

 

[Panthro]

Solo: Trust me...there's gotta be a gas station around here...I've got a nose for these things....

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[dnno1]

Green Man: "Everybody's trying to get in the act now. That's my MO."
Rot Lop Fan: "Did somebody say my name is mispelled? I can't see it."

 

[Panthro]

Green Man: "Everybody's trying to get in the act now. That's my MO."
Rot Lop Fan: "Did somebody say my name is mispelled? I can't see it."

Hehehehehehehehehehe

 

[RoughNTumble]

looks like the party's already ended guy

DISCLAIMER: DC ACTUALLY PUBLISHED THIS

 

[Breogan]

looks like the party's already ended guy

DISCLAIMER: DC ACTUALLY PUBLISHED THIS

Was there ever any doubt?

 

[terry78]

Ah, the 90s. When it was cool for guys to wear belly shirts.

 

[ultimatefan]

HAN: I have to say, Luke, those guys with the rings make your Jedi stuff look like a bunch of magic tricks for kids´parties!

 

[Panthro]

HAN: I have to say, Luke, those guys with the rings make your Jedi stuff look like a bunch of magic tricks for kids´parties!

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[dnno1]

looks like the party's already ended guy

DISCLAIMER: DC ACTUALLY PUBLISHED THIS

And Warner Bros. Animation made this.

 

[ultimatefan]

HAL: Wait, I´m a kind of space cop, but I walk around with my feet exposed, like a hobo?! Does that make me a "hobocop"?

 

[Panthro]

HAL: Wait, I´m a kind of space cop, but I walk around with my feet exposed, like a hobo?! Does that make me a "hobocop"?

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[dnno1]

Green Lantern: "Hey, guys, how do you like my new threads?"

Superman: "What's with the feet?"
Batman: "Oh please, man, wear some shoes, you might get people acusing you of having smelly feet. Besides, real superheroes don't show their toes."

Wonder Woman: "Speak for yourself, buster."

 

[Panthro]

HAL: "Alright, I've had enough of this 'Hal's boring this' 'Hal's vanilla that' and 'Hal has no personality' crap! I want a real legitimate criticism of why I'm not good enough to be the primary Green Lantern! C'mon you flightly, nitpicky, balding, overweight basement dwelling, never been with a real woman and/or man in all your life wannabes! I dare you to do better than usual internet scribblings!"

 

[HELL N' SPIDERS]

ahahhahaha

 

[Panthro]

ahahhahaha

Thank you.

 

[Mindreaper21]

"Everybody's talkin/ all this stuff about me/ why won't they just let me live/ Tell me Whyyyyy..."

Shut up! I know your "Big Screen" birthday is coming up so I got you a gift...

...you have mad toe jams. No thanks needed.

...My feet don't stink...oh, who am I kidding.

 

[Alientraveller]

Wow, wow wow, waiters
Lobey wants a bowl of chow, waiters
Don't forget a big old plate of bread.

As a criminal, I shouldn't show my face
So years in seclusion I've spent
But now I realize, it's OK to show my face
If anyone squeals, I'll entomb them in cement!
In thick cement!

...



Just smell the food...
I smell it!
...baking
And the salt...
I see it!
...shaking
Lobey's back and feeling higher than a kite.

Oh...

Give me food, waiters
Baked, fried, broiled or stewed, waiters
Lobey's got a hearty app--
Lobey's got a hearty app--
Lobey's got a hearty appetite!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

 

[Rowsdower!]

"Yeah, I know. I know. My forehead is huge. But it's still smaller than Miranda Lambert's."

 

[Panthro]

"It's big for a reason ya know."