The Green Lantern Caption thread. - Part 1

[Panthro]

CONTINUED FROM WHERE I LEFT OFF (& THOR CAPTION THREAD)

You think you've won Lantern...and Hausman. But this is far from over. I can promise you that.

Well in that case I should just go ahead and finish you now I s'pose.

*Green Lantern theme song plays*

KA-BOOM!!!

Well, I'll be a coyote's uncle! You killed'um!

I know, right! That felt GREAT! Hahahaha!

Mah mustache is twitchin'. Something's wrong.

Could be that I just screwed with Thor's sequels.

No sir. Something bigger than that. A parasite of sorts. INSIDE YOU!

TO BE CONTINUED?...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[MrSpyder]

thats funny

 

[ultimatefan]

great stuff guys

HAL: Damn, San Diego Comic Con gets weirder every year.

 

[Panthro]

great stuff guys

HAL: Damn, San Diego Comic Con gets weirder every year.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

HAL: Hey, how come Abin Sur´s in the pic with me? He died right before I became Green Lantern!

ABIN: What, you believe in power rings and alien space cops, but ghosts is too crazy?

 

[dnno1]

HAL: Hey, how come Abin Sur´s in the pic with me? He died right before I became Green Lantern!

ABIN: What, you believe in power rings and alien space cops, but ghosts is too crazy?

SINESTRO:"This is theater you numbskulls. Haven't you heard of a curtain call? Take a bow now."

 

[Panthro]

HAL: Hey, how come Abin Sur´s in the pic with me? He died right before I became Green Lantern!

ABIN: What, you believe in power rings and alien space cops, but ghosts is too crazy?

Hehehehehehehehehehe

Your add on was funny too d

 

[ultimatefan]

HAL: Believe it or not, there are six alien chicks in this pic... And I banged them all!

 

[ultimatefan]

Hah, my franchise can´t be beaten! It´s Star Wars meets superheroes!

So what, mine is topical. People will be in a mood to see heroic American soldiers after one of our elite teams killed Osama!

You never know, what if right before my movie´s release scientists come up with exciting news about possible contact with extraterrestrials...

What are you insinuating?

Oh you think that stuff is casual? You really are as naive as your costume suggests. You think scientists started that whole asteroid scare to alert us against some giant rock we can´t stop anyway? They create worldwide fear of asteroids, then a couple years later... Bam, Armaggeddon opens! Or that talk of mycroscopic alien life from Mars when The X-Files and Independence Day were around?

Wait, do you mean... that Bin Laden´s death... that Marvel Studios...

Oh, you don´t wanna go there, my friend. That stuff will drive you insane. Live your life like you never heard of it.

I... I´ll try. By God, I´ll try.

 

[Panthro]

Hah, my franchise can´t be beaten! It´s Star Wars meets superheroes!

So what, mine is topical. People will be in a mood to see heroic American soldiers after one of our elite teams killed Osama!

You never know, what if right before my movie´s release scientists come up with exciting news about possible contact with extraterrestrials...

What are you insinuating?

Oh you think that stuff is casual? You really are as naive as your costume suggests. You think scientists started that whole asteroid scare to alert us against some giant rock we can´t stop anyway? They create worldwide fear of asteroids, then a couple years later... Bam, Armaggeddon opens! Or that talk of mycroscopic alien life from Mars when The X-Files and Independence Day were around?

Wait, do you mean... that Bin Laden´s death... that Marvel Studios...

Oh, you don´t wanna go there, my friend. That stuff will drive you insane. Live your life like you never heard of it.

I... I´ll try. By God, I´ll try.

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

The six alien chicks were funny too.

 

[ultimatefan]

thanks.

http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/26320/greenscreen12.png

What, in our race, farts come out of THAT end...

 

[Alientraveller]

PARALLAX: Hey Tim Story, this is how you make a cloud imposing!

 

[Panthro]

PARALLAX: Hey Tim Story, this is how you make a cloud imposing!

 

[Panthro]

PARALLAX: "No I am NOT the Fallen from Transformers 2! Or any other Transformer from those Godforsaken films!"

 

[Mako]

great stuff guys

HAL: Damn, San Diego Comic Con gets weirder every year.

 

[Spideyfan93]

http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/26320/greenscreen24.png
I know I'm a badass now and things are looking great but...

Why must you tease me with your cleavage?

 

[lord-22]

thanks.

http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/26320/greenscreen12.png

What, in our race, farts come out of THAT end...

bwahahahahahaha

 

[Alientraveller]

PARALLAX: "No I am NOT the Fallen from Transformers 2! Or any other Transformer from those Godforsaken films!"

OPTIMUS PRIME: "Bite me."

 

[American_Idiot]

http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/26320/greenscreen12.png

Now go. Find the human most worthy to wear the ring...

Now hold on just a second Abin Sur. What about your dear old brother? Aren't I worthy enough?

http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/26320/greenscreen12.png

*Cough* No Ivan. It must be a human. Besides you're completely evil and you smell bad.

Even in death, you sure know how to make me angry, dear brother! You were given the most powerful weapon in the universe, and I...get to slime people. I hate you.

 

[Panthro]

http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/26320/greenscreen12.png

Now go. Find the human most worthy to wear the ring...

Now hold on just a second Abin Sur. What about your dear old brother? Aren't I worthy enough?

http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/26320/greenscreen12.png

*Cough* No Ivan. It must be a human. Besides you're completely evil and you smell bad.

Even in death, you sure know how to make me angry, dear brother! You were given the most powerful weapon in the universe, and I...get to slime people. I hate you.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

The Optimus Prime picture's not showing up Alientraveller, but the idea of Prime saying "Bite Me" is still funny.

http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/26320/greenscreen24.png
I know I'm a badass now and things are looking great but...

Why must you tease me with your cleavage?

Again: Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[American_Idiot]

http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/26320/greenscreen12.png

*Cough* One last request before I die, brother. Could you please phone home and tell mother "I'm sorry, and that I love her very much!"?

Sorry about what?!

http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/26320/greenscreen12.png

You see Ivan, last time I saw mom, I told her that I wasn't a fan of her singing. But the truth is, I love her singing.

Really?!?!

http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/26320/greenscreen12.png

Yes. I was angry at the time. Angry because...well...you *cough* were always her favorite. I think because you inherited some of her traits, while I took on more of our late father's...

Look baby! Mamas right here! Abin, although Ivan got mama's hair, I always loved the two of you the same!

I love you baby! Don't you leave me just yet!

Dammit mom! Let him go already! He must die for the Green Lantern film to survive! And we must return to our rightful places, forgotten about, on a shelf collecting dust!

 

[Panthro]

http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/26320/greenscreen12.png

*Cough* One last request before I die, brother. Could you please phone home and tell mother "I'm sorry, and that I love her very much!"?

Sorry about what?!

http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/26320/greenscreen12.png

You see Ivan, last time I saw mom, I told her that I wasn't a fan of her singing. But the truth is, I love her singing.

Really?!?!

http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/26320/greenscreen12.png

Yes. I was angry at the time. Angry because...well...you *cough* were always her favorite. I think because you inherited some of her traits, while I took on more of our late father's...

Look baby! Mamas right here! Abin, although Ivan got mama's hair, I always loved the two of you the same!

I love you baby! Don't you leave me just yet!

Dammit mom! Let him go already! He must die for the Green Lantern film to survive! And we must return to our rightful places, forgotten about, on a shelf collecting dust!

 

[kedrell]

Carol: "Uh Hal, should we really be taking cover RIGHT HERE?!"
Hal: "Sure babe, why not?"
Carol[looks at boxes]: "Well does Superman use kryptonite this way?"
Hal: "No, he just lifts continents of it."

 

[Panthro]

Carol: "Uh Hal, should we really be taking cover RIGHT HERE?!"
Hal: "Sure babe, why not?"
Carol[looks at boxes]: "Well does Superman use kryptonite this way?"
Hal: "No, he just lifts continents of it."

Hehehehehehehehehe