The Hitman

[omid17]

director working with actor

 

[xwolverine2]

he looks like the geico neanderthal guy

 

[omid17]

if that guy can be a director, anyone can

 

[omid17]

i need to get both of these posters

 

[Danger Mouse]

I've never played Hitman, but I hope to god the game is not as bad as its movie counterpart.

Whilst not spectacular, I enjoyed the movie. Wouldn't give it more than a 6, tough. However, the game was a much more satisfying experience. Much, much more.

 

[xwolverine2]

never liked the games... loved the movie. a nice B movie

 

[Cosmic]

The movie was awful. I was dragged along, but I should've brought earplugs, at least. Save your money.

 

[Bond]

I gave it a 6.

HORRIBLE acting, bad story, horrendous editing (I believe it was edited by the dude who edited Die Hard 4, which was just as bad), bad directing, but somehow... I kinda liked this movie. The action was good, although Olyphant didn't look like a badass at all, which he's supposed to.

But I don't know. I still kinda enjoyed it.

The girl was hot

 

[ProjectPat2280]

This movie was god awful.

The plot was confusing, mostly because it just wasn't interesting enough to even spend the intellectual power to follow along. Every single character was completely one dimensional. I did not give two ****s about Agent 47 or his ****ed up friend. The part in the car where the girl said she wanted to own a vineyard made me laugh out loud. Didn't we already see this rogue assassin/sexy euro chick dynamic play out in the Borne Identity? (and successfully, I might add)

Moving on to the technical aspects of the movie. The design was just cliche as cliche can be. I understand that its based off of a video game, but this is a movie. The photography was looked amature and the editing was choppy. The action scenes were laughable, especially the shoot out at the party. What stood out as being especially terrible was the sound design. The ADR in this movie was HORRIBLE. I have never seen so many poor dubbed clips in my entire film going life. The people who mixed this thing should be embarrased. The sound effects were equally bad. I found myself having to cover my ears because the sound effects were so loud and ear piercing. The gun fire and explosions felt like they were rushed and added at the last minute.

I've never played Hitman, but I hope to god the game is not as bad as its movie counterpart.

Look on the bright side, youre not a fan of the game, so your opinion doesnt really matter any way.

 

[Roughneck]

I went in thinking this was going to be bad, but I was impressed a lot but it......this was a lot better then I thought it would be and it was very very good.



One thing bothers me.....It seems to me that 47 was by far thier best Agent......why choose him to set up?

 

[Mr. Socko]

I won't be seeing this in theaters due to the Hitman looking like my algebra professor coupled with the fact that they had to re-edit and lower the film as well as bad critic reviews. But I'll definitely catch this on DVD. I've played Hitman: Blood Money, beat most of the game, it was a bit fun.

 

[Untilteld]

I'll give it a 7, good action flick and worth the buy. Finally, a decent video-game movie adaptation.

 

[Dodger]

This movie was god awful.

The plot was confusing, mostly because it just wasn't interesting enough to even spend the intellectual power to follow along. Every single character was completely one dimensional. I did not give two ****s about Agent 47 or his ****ed up friend. The part in the car where the girl said she wanted to own a vineyard made me laugh out loud. Didn't we already see this rogue assassin/sexy euro chick dynamic play out in the Borne Identity? (and successfully, I might add)

Moving on to the technical aspects of the movie. The design was just cliche as cliche can be. I understand that its based off of a video game, but this is a movie. The photography was looked amature and the editing was choppy. The action scenes were laughable, especially the shoot out at the party. What stood out as being especially terrible was the sound design. The ADR in this movie was HORRIBLE. I have never seen so many poor dubbed clips in my entire film going life. The people who mixed this thing should be embarrased. The sound effects were equally bad. I found myself having to cover my ears because the sound effects were so loud and ear piercing. The gun fire and explosions felt like they were rushed and added at the last minute.

I've never played Hitman, but I hope to god the game is not as bad as its movie counterpart.

wow, sound effects

Don't diss the man for having a taste in a fine artfrom dude. Kudos, to you sir for noticing the sound. Wow, was it really that bad? Was the ADR really noticeable? Dam, just goes to show how bad sound can just totally kill a movie for you.

 

[Fanticon]

a trustworthy friend told me it was bad...and a few weeks ago we were stoked about the newly announced R-rating. He's played the games...i've only played part 2...he said it wouldn't matter since the movie had no real plot...and while the action was good...overall he felt it was just average...and about what you can expect from a video game adaptation.

 

[Golgo-13]

I can't believe ppl actually liked this movie.

It was o.k.

The script/story was meh. The action was o.k...the only good thing about this pic was Olga Kurylenko- the chick. Her nude scenes were the highlight of the film.

6/10.

 

[omid17]

I can't believe ppl actually liked this movie.

It was o.k.

The script/story was meh. The action was o.k...the only good thing about this pic was Olga Kurylenko- the chick. Her nude scenes were the highlight of the film.

6/10.

she even got me hornier when she was speaking russiant:

 

[Mr. Socko]

Was this better than The Professional?
Was this better than The Jackal?
Was Hitman a master of disguise in here?


Btw, here are BO numbers.

http://boxofficemojo.com/daily/chart/

#4 HITMAN- $5,280,000

 

[Warhammer]

Was this better than The Professional?
Was this better than The Jackal?
Was Hitman a master of disguise in here?


Btw, here are BO numbers.

http://boxofficemojo.com/daily/chart/

#4 HITMAN- $5,280,000

Well, this was better than The Jackal. I thought that movie sucked. The Professional whoops this, though. No competition.

 

[omid17]

Well, this was better than The Jackal. I thought that movie sucked. The Professional whoops this, though. No competition.

agreed

 

[Golgo-13]

I've never played the game, but was the 'walk' Timothy was doing for agent 47 part of the character, or is than how Timothy walks in real life? It was kinda weird.

 

[Danger Mouse]

I've never played the game, but was the 'walk' Timothy was doing for agent 47 part of the character, or is than how Timothy walks in real life? It was kinda weird.

Weird?

 

[CaptainClown]

Weird?

he is use to seeing people use all four...

 

[Golgo-13]

Weird?

He had a weird walk. Kinda like he was retarted or something.

 

[Danger Mouse]

He had a weird walk. Kinda like he was retarted or something.

How unusual. Perhaps your theater had a faulty projector?

 

[Golgo-13]

How unusual. Perhaps your theater had a faulty projector?

No. It was a deliberate walking style.