The Hype RPG 2007 Awards!

[Byrd Man]

Best Developed Character

Sure, having a character running around saving the world or murdering countless numbers of people is fun. But a little bit of character development goes along way. With that in mind, here's your winner for the 07 Best Developed Character award...

Spoiler

 

[Saved]

*grabs trophy and taps microphone*

Thank you! Thank you very much. I'd like to dedicate this award to all my fellow Teen Titans teamates, some who are still with us, some who are not. Apprentice, Catman, Syn, EBJ, and GL. You know, there is no "I" in team...but there is a "M" and a "E" so, I'd like to thank me. Thank you and good night.

Up next,

Best Developed Character

Yay! Even if I don't win anything else, I was part of a winning team. That's good enough for me. Good work Titans.

 

[trustyside-kick]

Yes! Him am too young!

Pfft, Bizarro sold that team arc.

 

[Byrd Man]

Yay! Even if I don't win anything else, I was part of a winning team. That's good enough for me. Good work Titans.

"Titans Together!"

Shut up, Bart!

 

[Saved]

"Titans Together!"

Shut up, Bart!

"Mmmmh...Congradulations are in order. I'll meet you in the alley behind the lounge in an hour. How's that sound, Bart?"

Look at what ya did!

 

[Byrd Man]

"Mmmmh...Congradulations are in order. I'll meet you in the alley behind the lounge in an hour. How's that sound, Bart?"

Look at what ya did!

"I'm engaged, dammit!....I'll meet you in two hours."

Couldn't help myself.

 

[Saved]

"I'm engaged, dammit!....I'll meet you in two hours."

Couldn't help myself.

And thats why the Titans won.

 

[Byrd Man]

And thats why the Titans won.

Did you notice, that whoever won. We would both win?

The League (OU) Syn: Cap, Byrd: Flash

T-Bolts (Ult. Marvel) Syn: Scorpion, Byrd: GR

 

[Saved]

Did you notice, that whoever won. We would both win?

The League (OU) Syn: Cap, Byrd: Flash

T-Bolts (Ult. Marvel) Syn: Scorpion, Byrd: GR

(Shh...that was my plan from the begining.)

Didn't you notice on my awards I said I was biased cause either way I would win? lol

 

[Byrd Man]

Coming up in a few moments....

Best Fight

 

[SuperFerret]

It's a FIX!

These awards are rigged! It's like the Oscars!

 

[trustyside-kick]

I was thinking maybe we should have a name for the awards specifically. Like they have the "Emmy", the "Oscar, etc. You know, something than just the Hype RPG Awards.

 

[SuperFerret]

I was thinking maybe we should have a name for the awards specifically. Like they have the "Emmy", the "Oscar, etc. You know, something than just the Hype RPG Awards.

The Ferret.

 

[Saved]

I was thinking maybe we should have a name for the awards specifically. Like they have the "Emmy", the "Oscar, etc. You know, something than just the Hype RPG Awards.

The only names I can come up with sound like STDs.

 

[Byrd Man]

It's a FIX!

These awards are rigged! It's like the Oscars!

No there not! Oh, Marisa Tomei will win our next award!

I was thinking maybe we should have a name for the awards specifically. Like they have the "Emmy", the "Oscar, etc. You know, something than just the Hype RPG Awards.

The Byrdie? The Hypie?

 

[Batman]

The Ferret.

Oscars and Emmys usually envoke some sort of prestigious honor.

Calling it The Ferret would just imply it smells.

 

[SuperFerret]

Oscars and Emmys usually envoke some sort of prestigious honor.

Calling it The Ferret would just imply it smells.

Hey! I like the way a ferret's musk smells. I miss mine.

 

[Byrd Man]

I think we should name it after Batman's real creator. That's right, The Finger.

 

[Saved]

I think we should name it after Batman's real creator. That's right, The Finger.

The Kane?

EDIT

Actually, Byrd, you're on to something. Let's name it after a really great comic writer.

 

[SuperFerret]

The Kane?

The d20.

 

[Byrd Man]

The Kane?

No. The Finger. As in Bill Finger.

 

[Saved]

No. The Finger. As in Bill Finger.

Yeah I figured that out after the booze wore off. Bob Kane...and Bill Finger. But look at my edit.

 

[Byrd Man]

Yeah I figured that out after the booze wore off. Bob Kane...and Bill Finger. But look at my edit.

I saw. But, Bill Finger was a guy like us. He took someone's idea (Like Kane's orginal Batman idea and sketches) and made it loads better.

 

[Saved]

I saw. But, Bill Finger was a guy like us. He took someone's idea (Like Kane's orginal Batman idea and sketches) and made it loads better.

Well, Stan Lee did the same thing.

Editor: So Lee, what's your idea?

Lee: I had the idea that we would make a superhero who had the powers of a spider! He would crawl on walls, and live with his surrogate parents, his aunt and uncle.

Editor: What happened to his mom and dad?

Lee: They died.

Editor: ... yeah... we'll call you.

 

[Byrd Man]

Well, Stan Lee did the same thing.

Editor: So Lee, what's your idea?

Lee: I had the idea that we would make a superhero who had the powers of a spider! He would crawl on walls, and live with his surrogate parents, his aunt and uncle.

Editor: What happened to his mom and dad?

Lee: They died.

Editor: ... yeah... we'll call you.

Fine! We'll call them the Alan Moore awards! We won't accept the awards, instead we'll all stand around smoking cigarettes saying we're too nonconformist to accept an award.