Here to present the Games Operational Director (G.O.D) award, From the upcoming story arcs, "The Harlem Brothers", "Ultimate Long Halloween", and "The JLA Reforms: Part Reduex", please put your hands together for comedian, actor, writer, and punchline, Master Bruce!
Thank you, thank you. You stay classy, Hypemerica.
*crickets*
Anyway. Once in awhile, in our merry little section, someone comes along to bring order to a chaotic class of society that we lightly dub as civil. And usually, flatly, they fail, trampled by the rabid likes of everyone from Asteriod-Man to Green Lantern. We usually overlook these brave souls, but if you'd allow me, I'd like to issue a moment of silence on their behalf, so we can mourn the fallen in the line of duty.
*BLAM*
"Hold it! Hooooolllddd it! I can't take it anymore! This presenter is far too dull! You need someone with class. Someone with dignity. And for godsakes, someone who can tell a half decent joke!"
What in god's name...
You?!
"Yes! Me, Brucey boy! Gasp, shock, and horror away... the party's just livened up! The man, the myth, the legend... the entertainer! Joe. K. Err, himself, has arrived! And I'd like to issue a little message to our resident Hypers and Hypettes. Ahem."
"Starting tonight, you're all going to die. I'm a man of my word! HAHA!"
What do you want, you maniac?
"Why, to entertain the masses, of course. They must've been smoking something foul when they elected your grusome posterior as the ringmaster of this little shindig. So I'm here to bring some life back into the old sack, if you catch my drift. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to smile!"
"You see, once every year, in our cheeful little section, someone comes along to bring *yawn* ...order to a society so great it's beyond comprehension. Usually, and more importantly, always, they fail, trampled by the rabid likes of everyone from Asteriod-Man to Green Lantern. We usually overlook these brave souls, but if you'd allow me, I'd like to issue a moment of silence on their behalf, so we can mourn the fallen in the line of duty."
...That was almost exactly like my speech.
"True, true. But you didn't actually send someone to the great beyond, afterwards."
What are you-
*BLAM*
ARGH!
"Mourning's over! Try again next year, Bruce boy! And now, without further adieu, your little relic of an award goes to..."