The Hype's Ask a Black Dude!

[chamber-music]

What are your feelings on Darth Vader being revealed as a pasty old white guy?

Lucas slowly ruined Vader. He had him be this badass in New Hope and then in return of the jedi revealed him to be this crusty old white dude and then the phantom menace showed anakin as annoying brat who says yippy. VANDER NEVER SAID YIPPY EVER!!!

Then he was a whiney jackass in Attack of the clones and then Lucas completed his destroying of vader by having his response to being told his wife was dead by throwing a temper tantrum a toddler would have.

 

[Lighthouse]

Lucas slowly ruined Vader. He had him be this badass in New Hope and then in return of the jedi revealed him to be this crusty old white dude and then the phantom menace showed anakin as annoying brat who says yippy. VANDER NEVER SAID YIPPY EVER!!!

Then he was a whiney jackass in Attack of the clones and then Lucas completed his destroying of vader by having his response to being told his wife was dead by throwing a temper tantrum a toddler would have.

I wish I could post a link to Vader Sessions, but somehow I don't think it'd be Hype appropriate.

 

[DV8]

GAH, with the gross miscalculation that all Black men have large penises, do you awake in the morning feeling cheated by God??

 

[Lighthouse]

Is Tyler Perry some kind of punishment for mankind?

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Do you like peaches and cream?

 

[Kidthor]

have you ever sat in the cinema watching a horror film going "no dont go in that door hes behin thier"
and have you ever ate fried chicken and waffles in the same meal

 

[SuBe]

That's a good one. Why are Black people always talking during the movies?

What's up with that?

 

[Kidthor]

yeah and why do tonnes of gold chains and dreadlocks look good on black guys but not white guys

 

[DV8]

just like a Black man to be late as hell answering all our questions

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

^lol

 

[darkseid26]

do you always thank God when you recieve an award.

 

[JaD]

That's a good one. Why are Black people always talking during the movies?

What's up with that?

Hey I don't talk during the movies...those are just the ig-nant ones

 

[tzarinna]

He's never gonna be able to keep up.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I'm still waiting to hear why black people buy spinner rims...

 

[JaD]

Hmm alright I've got a question now then, why is it that little "badass" Asian kids in Jr. High think it's all right to call each other n****s and even with the er at the end of it at times.

Drives me crazy

 

[darkseid26]

where do you like your fried chicken from

 

[Superhobo]

Oh, this is going to hurt.


Meet GAH.

 

[JaD]

where do you like your fried chicken from

(cough)Popeyes!(cough)

 

[darkseid26]

Black Lightning or Mr Terrific?

 

[JaD]

Black Lightning or Mr Terrific?

Hmmm I think Mr. Terrific came 1st so I'd say him

 

[knowsbleed]

Mr Black Dude,

Why do you like Soulja Boy so much? Please tell my why...

 

[JaD]

Mr Black Dude,

Why do you like Soulja Boy so much? Please tell my why...

Trust me, I don't.

Not me at least...

He's an embarrassment to hip-hop.


Pick up some Lupe Fiasco, The Roots, Ghostface Killah, Mos Def, Clipse, Cassidy for some good music, alot better than "Yahhh!!!! Trick!!! Yahh!!!"

 

[knowsbleed]

Trust me, I don't.

Not me at least...

He's an embarrassment to hip-hop.


Pick up some Lupe Fiasco, The Roots, Ghostface Killah, Mos Def, Clipse, Cassidy for some good music, alot better than "Yahhh!!!! Trick!!! Yahh!!!"

Mr Other Black Dude,

There are quite a few people who like Soulja Boy. They permeate the youtube comments section on ALL of his videos with comments like, "Yous a hata", "Quit hatin on a ni'uh", "Dat dude is makin bank, quit hatin", and other phrases involving some version of the word "hate". Speaking as a representative for all black people... why?

 

[JaD]

Mr Other Black Dude,

There are quite a few people who like Soulja Boy. They permeate the youtube comments section on ALL of his videos with comments like, "Yous a hata", "Quit hatin on a ni'uh", "Dat dude is makin bank, quit hatin", and other phrases involving some version of the word "hate". Speaking as a representative for all black people... why?

Well those guys are typically from the South, and/or fans of Southern hip-hop, and that's fine. Their showing love to their artist, so yeah I'm a "hata" to them. But as far as mainstream hip-hop is concerned, hip-hop now-a-days is turning into a joke and dying as well, with Soulja Boy screaming "Yahh!!! Trick!! Yahhh!!!" not doing it any better.

 

[Franklin Richards]

When a Black Woman sits at one my tables, she's always the hardest person to please. She want's to know what Half of something will cost and she always wants things that aren't on the menu. Or she'll ask for weird ass **** like Celery Salt. Now that being said ;

Why don't Black Women tip???