The Imitation Lounge

[E-Man]

DeMott got future endeavored. So look forward to memes of me out-Big Wiggling Norman Smiley.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Yeah, in a bra and panties match.

Yeah, my mind's eye just got scooped out with a rusty mellon baller.

 

[DarkSentinel]

You know Vince wants it at WrestleMania 40.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Yeah, my mind's eye just got scooped out with a rusty mellon baller.

If I had a nickel every time one of my posts ellicited that response ...

You know Vince wants it at WrestleMania 40.

Unfortunately, that Vince is Russo.

 

[DarkSentinel]

McMahon and Russo will set aside their differences to team up and book it.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Oh... The Rusty Melon Baller should be the name of Senty's signature move.

 

[Fallen Angel]

You know Vince wants it at WrestleMania 40.

Russo can't afford me and I aint going "over" for some pip squeak outa Florida.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I'm billed from West Harlow, Gotham.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Oh... The Rusty Melon Baller should be the name of Senty's signature move.

So I superkick Clippy in the face and then superkick him in the balls as he falls. I like it.

 

[Fallen Angel]

I'd have broken both your leg's by then what makes you think you could super kick a gnome let alone someone who's 6'3?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'd have broken both your leg's by then what makes you think you could super kick a gnome let alone someone who's 6'3?

FA's move is called Paradise Lost.

 

[DarkSentinel]

That actually sounds like a cool name for a finisher. Nicely done sir.

My finisher is actually called Unnumbered Tears. It's an inverted corkscrew neckbreaker. I took the name from The Silmarillion.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

That actually sounds like a cool name for a finisher. Nicely done sir.

My finisher is actually called Unnumbered Tears. It's an inverted corkscrew neckbreaker. I took the name from The Silmarillion.

If you're going that route...

Jim Ross: "He's got him in The Balrog! How can any man survive such a vicious hold!?"

 

[DarkSentinel]

Well that's my submission move. It's a reverse Boston crab (I'm just standing the other way) with a crossface. I call it the Halls of Mandos.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Do you want to be humbled, son?

 

[DarkSentinel]

Do you want to be humbled, son?

I'm already humble. It's arrogance that I have no desire to learn from you.

 

[Reek]

My finisher is called the 'Pork Sausage'... its where I sharpen tire irons and castrate people left and right.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

My finisher involves a turntable and some funky fresh beats

 

[DarkSentinel]

It's called the MixMaster

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

It's called the MixMaster

"It's The Cross Fade!! Bah God! Won't somebody put a stop to this!?"

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

If I was a wrestler all my moves would be named after weird sex stuff, the dirty pirate, rusty trombone, NY taco, etc.

 

[Pink Ranger]

If I was a wrestler all my moves would be named after weird sex stuff, the dirty pirate, rusty trombone, NY taco, etc.

... the pink ranger.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

That move is illegal in 42 states

 

[Pink Ranger]

That move is illegal in 42 states

Soon to be 43. I'm planning a trip to Wisconsin in June.

 

[Reek]

...Im pretty sure Wisconsin farms have seen far worse than a 'Pink Ranger'