The Imitation Lounge

[KevanG]

One of these days they need to attack a trailer like that to some small indie film only showing in a dozen theatres just to mess with everyone. A movie with a budget of $10,000 making $10 million in a month would be hilarious.

 

[Reek]

show it with a short at sundance

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

"So, I was watching the new Lars Von Trier movie and before it started the trailer for AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR came on. It was a total WTF moment."

 

[Reek]

"Yeah. and Brick killed a guy."

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Guys. Drugs are bad, mmkay?

Now kiddies, how do we reply to the man?

Not this way.

 

[Godzilla2000]

*sigh* IRL I just find most human beings intolerable. They do things that are obviously disturbing to me and then tell me their rude, intrusive behavior is my problem. I'm starting to just not care what people think is acceptable anymore. Obviously me just minding my own business and doing things I enjoy isn't normal. Maybe what I need to be doing is acting like a self absorbed, bossy, intrusive, chemically dependent, sex crazed b****. Maybe then they'd consider me "normal".

 

[Greens]

How does that saying go...

If everyone's an *******, maybe you're the *******.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

*sigh* IRL I just find most human beings intolerable. They do things that are obviously disturbing to me and then tell me their rude, intrusive behavior is my problem. I'm starting to just not care what people think is acceptable anymore. Obviously me just minding my own business and doing things I enjoy isn't normal. Maybe what I need to be doing is acting like a self absorbed, bossy, intrusive, chemically dependent, sex crazed b****. Maybe then they'd consider me "normal".

Or... Maybe your "problems" are the reason? Facts are... We are the only common denominator of our experiences in life. There is no way around that. Perhaps your general paranoia and misanthropy are the real issues? You'll forgive me but when a woman in her 40's claims that people are trying to drug her for the purpose of kidnapping her into a life of sexual slavery to make pornography I question her grasp on reality. You have problems GZ2K, but all you do is claim the world is out to get you. Life is hard. It's harder if you don't take responsibility and do the things you have to for the sake of your mental health and regularly take your meds and go to counseling or see a therapist. Diving headlong into an online fantasy world isn't the solution to your problems, whether it's forums like this or playing games. People are difficult sometimes. Learning how to deal with that in a healthy way is a mark of true wisdom and maturity. But you don't do that. You claim EVERYONE at ALL times is morally corrupted and out to get you. Sorry... I live in the same country on the same planet that you do and that doesn't pass the smell test. Again... Take your mental health seriously, admit that YOU have a problem and attempt to correct it. As always you will ignore this advice but I always hope one day it will sink in and that your posts start to become about things other than how you hate everyone and everything in the world except stuff that allows you to escape reality.

 

[Roose Bolton]

I am so chemically dependent and sex crazed. When I get back into the city tonight, I think I'll go to my local pharmacist and try to have sex with the whole staff whilst chugging down a whole lot of ibuprofen and tylenol. But *after* I finish Monster Hunter 3.

 

[Reek]

How does that saying go...

If everyone's an *******, maybe you're the *******.

I'm not an *******.

 

[Reek]

I am so chemically dependent and sex crazed. When I get back into the city tonight, I think I'll go to my local pharmacist and try to have sex with the whole staff whilst chugging down a whole lot of ibuprofen and tylenol. But *after* I finish Monster Hunter 3.

Dammit, son. Stop ***** footing around and get a job.. Cut the ********.

 

[Greens]

Diving headlong into an online fantasy world isn't the solution to your problems

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I am so chemically dependent and sex crazed. When I get back into the city tonight, I think I'll go to my local pharmacist and try to have sex with the whole staff whilst chugging down a whole lot of ibuprofen and tylenol. But *after* I finish Monster Hunter 3.

Why all the pain meds? Is it the cramping due to all that sex you're having?

 

[Godzilla2000]

Yeah, yeah...real funny. You're better comedians than the Rodney Dangerfields and Richard Pryors. Meaning, you're not funny at all, you just think you are because of inflated senses of self importance. Seriously, when you just mind your own business, do nothing directly to people and get pestered and harassed by self important jerks then you have the right to mock me. Stop acting like apathetic, oblivious losers and start sympathizing with people already. You know, what you are doing is having the exact opposite effect than you intend, it makes me angrier and less inclined to obey. Losers...

 

[Greens]

Yeah, yeah...real funny. You're better comedians than the Rodney Dangerfields and Richard Pryors. Meaning, you're not funny at all, you just think you are because of inflated senses of self importance. Seriously, when you just mind your own business, do nothing directly to people and get pestered and harassed by self important jerks then you have the right to mock me. Stop acting like apathetic, oblivious losers and start sympathizing with people already. You know, what you are doing is having the exact opposite effect than you intend, it makes me angrier and less inclined to obey. Losers...

 

[Roose Bolton]

Dammit, son. Stop ***** footing around and get a job.. Cut the ********.

I've told you once and I'll tell you again dad, I don't want to follow in your footsteps and become a doctor OR an engineer!

Why all the pain meds? Is it the cramping due to all that sex you're having?

Yes, the heart is willing, but the flesh is often weak and bruised.

 

[Godzilla2000]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Yeah, yeah...real funny. You're better comedians than the Rodney Dangerfields and Richard Pryors. Meaning, you're not funny at all, you just think you are because of inflated senses of self importance. Seriously, when you just mind your own business, do nothing directly to people and get pestered and harassed by self important jerks then you have the right to mock me. Stop acting like apathetic, oblivious losers and start sympathizing with people already. You know, what you are doing is having the exact opposite effect than you intend, it makes me angrier and less inclined to obey. Losers...

GZ2K... You choose to air your grievances against the world on a public forum. Expect a reaction, especially when to many your said grievances come across like paranoid delusions at worst, misanthropic ravings at best.

 

[Reek]

I mean.. I've seen some pretty goddamn good casting choices... but this one...

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Yes, the heart is willing, but the flesh is often weak and bruised.

You got to stop seeing that escort that looks like she enjoys handing out "Death by Snu-Snu".

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Yeah, yeah...real funny. You're better comedians than the Rodney Dangerfields and Richard Pryors. Meaning, you're not funny at all, you just think you are because of inflated senses of self importance. Seriously, when you just mind your own business, do nothing directly to people and get pestered and harassed by self important jerks then you have the right to mock me. Stop acting like apathetic, oblivious losers and start sympathizing with people already. You know, what you are doing is having the exact opposite effect than you intend, it makes me angrier and less inclined to obey. Losers...

I think you need to build better self confidence, and then more awareness of the people around you, and learn to trust a bit more.
What will you do if you were surrounded by some of the guys I interact with? They shoot sex jokes on everything at certain times, it's so annoying I want to take my shoe and spank every single one of them on the mouth.
The fortunate news is they are not sexual predators, but you might think that of them if you were around them.

 

[Godzilla2000]

GZ2K... You choose to air your grievances against the world on a public forum. Expect a reaction, especially when to many your said grievances come across like paranoid delusions at worst, misanthropic ravings at best.

I'm not talking to you so stay out. Those that my words are aimed at who lurk in here know who they are. Stay out of this and don't comment because this is not your fight.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Ok, I'm sorry.
But you post this on an internet forum, it's easy for anyone to pick it and reply to it.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Yeah, yeah...real funny. You're better comedians than the Rodney Dangerfields and Richard Pryors. Meaning, you're not funny at all, you just think you are because of inflated senses of self importance. Seriously, when you just mind your own business, do nothing directly to people and get pestered and harassed by self important jerks then you have the right to mock me. Stop acting like apathetic, oblivious losers and start sympathizing with people already. You know, what you are doing is having the exact opposite effect than you intend, it makes me angrier and less inclined to obey. Losers...

Again... You willfully don't want to admit you even HAVE a problem, so on top of whatever problems that you might have mentally that you just can't help, you also have put on blinders to your personality being a factor.

When I first started posting here I gave you some tips on self defense because I frankly, was naive enough to believe you were a person that actually was in need of them, remember? As time has gone on it became apparent that was a mistake as your issues have become so clear. So don't make it out like I don't have sympathy or am callous. I am not. But you can only put your hand out and give someone advice for their own good so many times. If you don't want to be told that you should take your medications regularly and see a therapist or what have you, then I suggest you stop postings your "Me against the entirety of the human race" rants on a public forum for the world to see.

 

[Reek]

I don't understand the point in posting if not to get a response. Might as well just write a diary.