The Incredible Hulk Caption Thread!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

hehehehehehe, jock itch!

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: This is probably the one time Hulk can tell this without fear of reprisals, so there it goes: Banner banged all your girlfriends and wives!

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehe, so Banner was a player all along...

HULK: "Seven pages to go before Hulk hits 100! Now get Hulk passed 100 or Hulk will drop this rock on all your favorite heroes!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Please, for the love of God do what he says!"
IRON MAN: "We're not gonna last much longer!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "I still haven't even gotten my film!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII... will always loove yooooooouuuuuuu...
SPIDER-MAN: Jesus f***ing Christ, tell me he´s not gonna sing THAT song!
IRON MAN: Do you prefer to listen to that song or get crushed by 150 billion tons of rock?
SPIDER-MAN: Huuh, let me think about that for a moment...

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, singing Hulk.

HULK: "Spielberg! Hulk will get you for this Spielberg!! Spielberg!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: Give The Incredible Hulk a sequel or Hulk will crush all the other Marvel franchises!

 

[Panthro]

HULK: Give The Incredible Hulk a sequel or Hulk will crush all the other Marvel franchises!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: Hulk´s quiropractic´s gonna give Hulk a ton of s*** for this.

 

[DX]

Hulk: "Hmmm, nope, watching The Hills is still worse."

 

[ultimatefan]

^That bad, huh? What´s it about again?

 

[DX]

^That bad, huh? What´s it about again?

It's one of those crappy MTV "reality" shows:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hills

 

[ultimatefan]

That´s why I don´t watch reality shows. As Seinfeld used to say, if I wanted to see reality on TV, I´d open it up and stare at the tube.

 

[DX]

Yeah, I hate reality shows too. But, I watched a little of this because there was nothing else on and I thought "How the **** is this reality?"

 

[Panthro]

Reality TV is bull-s***. Nuff said.

HULK: "Where Dazzler?! Why no Dazzler?! Why Dazzler never get to be main character in any X-Men cartoons?! Kitty Pryde got to be main character in two X-Men cartoons! Jean Grey got to be main or semi-main character in roughly 3 cartoons! Even Rogue got to be main character in 3 X-Men cartoons for Christ's sake! When Dazzler gonna get a turn?! Hulk want Dazzler! For that matter, when will Colossus get a turn to be a main character in an X-Men cartoon?! Hulk needs a new X-Men sparring partner!"
WOLVERINE: "Dude, talk to the main executives at Marvel, I've got nothing to do with that!"
HULK: "Says X-Man who slept his way to the top!"
WOLVERINE: "That's a rumor!"

 

[ultimatefan]

^heheheheheheh

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: Tell Tom Rothman Marvel Studios says hi!

 

[Panthro]

HULK: Tell Tom Rothman Marvel Studios says hi!

And thanks.

 

[Panthro]

BLONSKY: "You wanna be a Goonie? Do the Truffle Shuffle!"
HULK: "???????"

HULK: "You suck in those Quentin Tarantino movies!"
BLONSKY: "Now you know that's just not true."

HULK: "King Kong Ain't Got S*** On Hulk!"

HULK: "Star Trek!"
ABOMINATION: "Star Wars!"
HULK: "Star Trek!"
ABOMINATION: "Star Wars!"

 

[Panthro]

RED HULK: "Brains!"
THOR: "If you only had one."

THOR: "Don't diss Chris Hemsworth as me until you've seen him in action! I don't even have a teaser yet!"

HULK: "Fee Fi Foe Fum! Hulk Smell The Blood Of Canadian & Norseman! Be They Alive Or Be They Dead, Hulk Grind Their Bones To Make Hulk's Bread!"
WOLVERINE: "So reading Hulk old bed time stories was your great master plan to stop his rampage?"
THOR: "Shut up!"

HULK: "You'd be angry too if you're head was depicted this poorly!"
THOR: "Yeah, I probably would."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and cool stuff all around!

 

[Panthro]

RED HULK: "Hulk Hate Being Perma-Red!"
THOR: "I can tell."

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: Get out of the way, I wanna see what movies are playing!!

 

[Panthro]

HULK: Get out of the way, I wanna see what movies are playing!!