The Infinity Gems

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, why look at crap when you can take a dump in the primordial ooze and check out what happens to the human race as a result.

Hahahahahaha, I would totally do that.

 

[Silicon Surfer]

Hahahahahaha, I would totally do that.

And find out that as a result of introducing evolved DNA into the distant past that evolution was accelerated a billion years and now even the rats are smarter than you are.

 

[Anubis]

Either that or have humanity evolve from corn DNA. Heh, Children of the Corn.

 

[The Question]

Or, the entiure Earth would now have been populated by poop monsters.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

And find out that as a result of introducing evolved DNA into the distant past that evolution was accelerated a billion years and now even the rats are smarter than you are.

Who cares? They can be as smart as they like. I'd still control time.

 

[Anubis]

What would poo monsters, poop?

You know, I love coming here, we have such fascinating conversations.

 

[The Question]

Who cares? They can be as smart as they like. I'd still control time.

Albert Einstein: Look. My theory on relativity.

Corpulent: Hmmm. Can I see it?

Albert Einstein: Sure. It's patanted, so don't go stealing it.

*Corpulant travels five years into the past*

Corpulant: Look everybody! My theory on relativity!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Totally. I'd hop through history collecting Nobel prizes for kicks.

 

[Anubis]

I would totally go back and fight Gandhi.

 

[Silicon Surfer]

I would find out how they built the pyramids and who built the Sphinx and when. Most importantly as a bookworm, I'd scan the contents of the Library of Alexandria before it burned and probably find out that it was an early porn collection that so many have mourned the loss of.

 

[The Question]

Totally. I'd hop through history collecting Nobel prizes for kicks.

I'd replace famous historical figures. Like, George Washinton crossing the Delaware? Me. First shot of Lexington and Concord? Me. Guy Fawks? Me (besides the dying part). 300 Spartan soldiers who defended Greece from thousands of Persians? Me. By myself.



Plus, I'd kill Hitler, save Abraham Lincoln, colonize the moon, give the 1800s Europe advanced technology, and create a harem of the most famous women in history.I'd also go back in time and traumatize every celebrity I don't like so they'd end up in a mental ward instead of being famous for having no talant.

 

[Hulkster]

I have a question? Can you make yourself younger with the time gem?

 

[Anubis]

Yes

 

[The Question]

Yeah. Younger, older, ageless, you're choice. Way I see it, I'd get to a point where I was as pretty as I was going to be, stop aging, and then use the time gem to avoid any and all life threatening situations, thus enabling me to live forever or at least a very very long time until I got bored or crazy and followed in the great footsteps of Hunter S. Thompson by leaving a cryptic message that's probably bullcrap and offing myself.

 

[Hulkster]

Thanks for the info, I voted for the time gem. Having to live forever and can go back in time would be the best power.

 

[The Question]

Well, you wouldn't have to live forever. You wouldn't have to do anything. You'd be the master of time. But you probably could if you felt like it. Being the master of time and all. The master of time, as the title suggests, is quite capable of a number of things that would otherwise be rather dificult to the common man.

 

[Silicon Surfer]

They've never actually covered this but I wonder if it would allow you to go across time to parallel worlds or does that belong to the space gem,

 

[Hulkster]

The time gem is great, you could pretend to be like Tommy Vercetti and kill all the people you want and get the girl of your dreams and then when you did all that you just reset time back and nothing happens.

 

[The Question]

They've never actually covered this but I wonder if it would allow you to go across time to parallel worlds or does that belong to the space gem,

That would belong to the space gem. Really, I'd want both. The time gem offers alot, but you'd still be moving from place to place at the same speed. Just in different times.

 

[Silicon Surfer]

Traveling wouldn't be a problem. You could snatch a Segway from a thousand or so years in the future and travel anywhere in reasonable time and comfort.

 

[The Question]

True. But what if a thousand years in the future, we'd gone through WWII and were going through another Middle Ages?

 

[Silicon Surfer]

True. But what if a thousand years in the future, we'd gone through WWII and were going through another Middle Ages?

You fix it!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, if you're already going to kill Hitler, why not kill the WWIII counterpart to Hitler too?

 

[Caliber]

What does the mind gem do?

 

[ang_hulk]

I think that my pick would be the time gem. Immortality and access to all the knowledge that has ever or will ever be accumulated anywhere would be sufficient.

and mass amounts of money.