sum girl texted us she thot we were her friend nicole so we texted her back
woman: nicole do you wanna do dinner tonight?
us: mcd's or the BK?
woman: Lol totally the BK...Or maybe somewhere in redrock at 8?
us: T-Bone?
woman: Sure!!
us: They won't let me in they caught me taking silverware last time
woman: Bweehaha well that's a birthday tradition for me...So wear a wig and we will do it again
us: Should I shave?
woman: Your face yes *sticks tongue out*
us: Do you have a credit card, mine are all maxed out
woman: We are gonna done and dash
us: my probation officer said its one more strike and im back in the slammer
woman: I'll have sex with him itll be fine
us: he only likes children
woman: I can call him daddy!
woman again: I am wearing a little dress, brave at 35 Loll!!
us: will you call me daddy?
woman: Yes daddy!
us: pervert
woman: Lol ^_^ just got out of the shower, hows that for perv
us: How was your shower? was it hot hot hot?
woman: hot and wet
us: what are you wearing ( we thought she was a man)
woman: a little dress and wedges, if im brave enough
us: thats disgusting
woman: your disgusting

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woman again: k 8:30 valerie needs a little more time and my hair is still wet
us: valerie can be late no one likes her anyway
woman: lol?? your on one today
us: im just saying what everyones thinking
woman: what's your last name?
us: you know, silly goose
woman: what is it
woman: because I think I'm being catfished right now lol
us: Did you tell valerie what I said about her?
woman: No. Lol.
us: good. calerie would just put on more weight again
woman: Lol what's your name...good game
us: it's just nick now after the surgery
woman: lol
us: my husband is mad at me for letting the dog watch the baby all day so I probly cant come tonight
us again: hows valerie with babies?
woman: lol
woman again: your funny...valerie is as good as your mom...they both scream when their hair is pulled...but i don't know how she is with babies
woman: you get the award for funniest catfisher ever
us: how much money is the reward?
woman: like at least a metal or something!! A high five?
us: ill collect it at the tbone
woman: alright ill be the 35 year old in the dress..ready to sleep with your parole officer
she wants our nuts ^_^