The inTOXICATED DC Boards Lounge

[Charlie Boy]

Are you not supposed to wear a dress after you turn 35?

 

[RoughNTumble]

we thought she was a man because we googled her number and it showed a real estate guy

 

[Sawyer]

sum girl texted us she thot we were her friend nicole so we texted her back

woman: nicole do you wanna do dinner tonight?

us: mcd's or the BK?

woman: Lol totally the BK...Or maybe somewhere in redrock at 8?

us: T-Bone?

woman: Sure!!

us: They won't let me in they caught me taking silverware last time

woman: Bweehaha well that's a birthday tradition for me...So wear a wig and we will do it again

us: Should I shave?

woman: Your face yes *sticks tongue out*

us: Do you have a credit card, mine are all maxed out

woman: We are gonna done and dash

us: my probation officer said its one more strike and im back in the slammer

woman: I'll have sex with him itll be fine

us: he only likes children

woman: I can call him daddy!

woman again: I am wearing a little dress, brave at 35 Loll!!

us: will you call me daddy?

woman: Yes daddy!

us: pervert

woman: Lol ^_^ just got out of the shower, hows that for perv

us: How was your shower? was it hot hot hot?

woman: hot and wet

us: what are you wearing ( we thought she was a man)

woman: a little dress and wedges, if im brave enough

us: thats disgusting

woman: your disgusting ))

woman again: k 8:30 valerie needs a little more time and my hair is still wet

us: valerie can be late no one likes her anyway

woman: lol?? your on one today

us: im just saying what everyones thinking

woman: what's your last name?

us: you know, silly goose

woman: what is it

woman: because I think I'm being catfished right now lol

us: Did you tell valerie what I said about her?

woman: No. Lol.

us: good. calerie would just put on more weight again

woman: Lol what's your name...good game

us: it's just nick now after the surgery

woman: lol

us: my husband is mad at me for letting the dog watch the baby all day so I probly cant come tonight

us again: hows valerie with babies?

woman: lol

woman again: your funny...valerie is as good as your mom...they both scream when their hair is pulled...but i don't know how she is with babies

woman: you get the award for funniest catfisher ever

us: how much money is the reward?

woman: like at least a metal or something!! A high five?

us: ill collect it at the tbone

woman: alright ill be the 35 year old in the dress..ready to sleep with your parole officer






she wants our nuts ^_^

too long, didn't read.

 

[RoughNTumble]

like all ur posts

burn

 

[Charlie Boy]

You can google phone numbers now?

Guys... We're basically bending over for Skynet.

 

[Anubis]

Sounds kinky.

 

[Charlie Boy]

If life were a frat party, we'd be that girl who just broke up with her boyfriend and looking to get a little revenge and make him jealous in the process... So we dress up in our trashiest attire and get **** faced... We're takin' drinks from just about anyone. Skynet of course is the varsity quarterback who can only get it up if a girl is crying or passed out. So it's win/win for him either way.

 

[RoughNTumble]

there will be no skynet

machines will be like in her

we fall in love with them and stop reproducing

quick and painless

2 bad no robot skeletons tho

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Bending over for Skynet is prolly Alex Jones' next film.

 

[Charlie Boy]

Remember in the early 90's after T-2, they had all of those grabber things that looked like robot arms? Those were pretty sweet.

 

[Kane52630]

Mine was a robo-dragon arm, I used to take it everywhere...
Man I missed it.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I remember THE KIDS IN THE HALL did a superhero sketch and Scott Thompson was a superhero named ARMS LONGFELLOW and they out fitted him with a pair of those for his costume.

 

[Charlie Boy]

I'm chaffin' hard tonight boys. I hate the summer months. I need to make like a 12 year old white girl and get me a thigh gap.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The Thigh Gap Deficit is high between our nation and Brazil.

Also... Chaffing as in like dry skin or more like an inflammation?

 

[Sawyer]

I'm chaffin' hard tonight boys. I hate the summer months. I need to make like a 12 year old white girl and get me a thigh gap.

 

[Charlie Boy]

The Thigh Gap Deficit is high between our nation and Brazil.

Also... Chaffing as in like dry skin or more like an inflammation?

Inflammation, but the scientific term is "Chub rub".

Charlie Boy and The Quest of The Eternal Thigh Gap.

Someone start a kickstarter and let's produce this movie.

 

[Hush]

sum girl texted us she thot we were her friend nicole so we texted her back

woman: nicole do you wanna do dinner tonight?

us: mcd's or the BK?

woman: Lol totally the BK...Or maybe somewhere in redrock at 8?

us: T-Bone?

woman: Sure!!

us: They won't let me in they caught me taking silverware last time

woman: Bweehaha well that's a birthday tradition for me...So wear a wig and we will do it again

us: Should I shave?

woman: Your face yes *sticks tongue out*

us: Do you have a credit card, mine are all maxed out

woman: We are gonna done and dash

us: my probation officer said its one more strike and im back in the slammer

woman: I'll have sex with him itll be fine

us: he only likes children

woman: I can call him daddy!

woman again: I am wearing a little dress, brave at 35 Loll!!

us: will you call me daddy?

woman: Yes daddy!

us: pervert

woman: Lol ^_^ just got out of the shower, hows that for perv

us: How was your shower? was it hot hot hot?

woman: hot and wet

us: what are you wearing ( we thought she was a man)

woman: a little dress and wedges, if im brave enough

us: thats disgusting

woman: your disgusting ))

woman again: k 8:30 valerie needs a little more time and my hair is still wet

us: valerie can be late no one likes her anyway

woman: lol?? your on one today

us: im just saying what everyones thinking

woman: what's your last name?

us: you know, silly goose

woman: what is it

woman: because I think I'm being catfished right now lol

us: Did you tell valerie what I said about her?

woman: No. Lol.

us: good. calerie would just put on more weight again

woman: Lol what's your name...good game

us: it's just nick now after the surgery

woman: lol

us: my husband is mad at me for letting the dog watch the baby all day so I probly cant come tonight

us again: hows valerie with babies?

woman: lol

woman again: your funny...valerie is as good as your mom...they both scream when their hair is pulled...but i don't know how she is with babies

woman: you get the award for funniest catfisher ever

us: how much money is the reward?

woman: like at least a metal or something!! A high five?

us: ill collect it at the tbone

woman: alright ill be the 35 year old in the dress..ready to sleep with your parole officer






she wants our nuts ^_^

Awesome.

Nubs, I'am finishing (which means page 215) Gone Girl holy **** is this ****ed up but I can't wait to see Ratajowskis **** again in the movie.

 

[Travesty]

What comic did you guys pick up today?

 

[Anubis]

Awesome.

Nubs, I'am finishing (which means page 215) Gone Girl holy **** is this ****ed up but I can't wait to see Ratajowskis **** again in the movie.

Yeah, hell of a mind f**k huh?

 

[Victarion]

What comic did you guys pick up today?

Went to get Godzilla: The Half Century War. Came home with Sandman: Preludes and Nocturnes. It's great fantasy. Really great. Reminds me of Michael Moorcock's Elric and Jerry Cornelius characters.

 

[Anubis]

You're in for a treat guy I don't know. Sandman is one of the greatest comics ever written. Wish I could have the fun of reading it again for the first time.

 

[Hush]

Yeah, hell of a mind f**k huh?

Dude, right now I'm totally on Nicks side. She is manipulative through the first like 2 years of their marriage and now decides to show her crazy side, like all women do, albeit In a more crazy way. Just insane.

 

[MrMaooz]

Damn, I was really expecting to like TASM2 more than TASM. I might need to watch it again though.

 

[Charlie Boy]

Wrong thread bro.

 

[RoughNTumble]

marvel sux