The Just-Too-Short Wifebeater

[DV8]

Fellas . . . you all know you have one of these . . . that wifebeater that's just an inch too short You can't tuck it in; your belly-button catches a draft; it makes you feel inadequate . . . yet, for those rainy days when you didn't quite make it to do your laundry, you will wear this shirt! why do we keep them on hand? why do we not just buy a new batch of wifebeaters?

have you or a loved one ever been effected by this dilemma?

 

[Immortalfire]

Mary Jane's father wore a wifebeater in Spider-Man. Scary.

 

[PhotoJones]

Yeah, I don't wear wifebeaters.

 

[DV8]

^lol . . . it was a mary-jane beater . . .

 

[DV8]

Yeah, I don't wear wifebeaters.

why not? they're awesome . . . they're like a male-bra . . .

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I can't imagine wearing a wife-beater, regardless of length.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

they're like a male-bra . . .

erm....yeah, awesome.

 

[Immortalfire]

why not? they're awesome . . . they're like a male-bra . . .

 

[DV8]

^man . . . what's wrong w/ you people

it's not like it's the only thing I wear . . . I wear other clothing over it . . .

 

[DV8]

erm....yeah, awesome.

you don't wear a man-bra!?! you floosie!

 

[Immortalfire]

you don't wear a man-bra!?! you floosie!

Master Chief probably does.

 

[DV8]

ok, ok, so if nobody here wears beaters, what do you guys wear? surely you can't go around undershirtless, getting your nips chaffed and all . . . say you have one of those nifty Hanes undershirts . . . substitute that for the wifebeater scenario . . . .

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I thought this was going to be a news story about a violent midget involved in a spousal abuse case

 

[DV8]

^tee-hee . . . who knows, having a too-short wifebeater could lead to all kinds of universal disfunction

 

[CFE]

ok, ok, so if nobody here wears beaters, what do you guys wear?

Clothes that DON'T say I'm gay...

Not there's anything wrong with that, y'know, you do you're thing and whatever makes you happy...umm...yeah...t:

Spoiler

[/sarcasm]

CFE

 

[DV8]

^ok, I'm content with letting this thread die now

 

[Danalys]

I thought this was going to be a news story about a violent midget involved in a spousal abuse case

and he couldn't quite manage it. he was just too short.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I thought this was going to be a news story about a violent midget involved in a spousal abuse case

Yeah, I clicked thinking there'd be a Youtube video of some midget trying to beat his wife kinda like in Friday.

As for wifebeaters, never wear them, just wear a t-shirt underneath clothes that need them and never buy clothes that are too small for me.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

When girls wear those are they still called Wife Beaters. I had a cute one with a picture of Kermit the Frog on it when I was in college

 

[amazingfantasy15]

When girls wear those are they still called Wife Beaters. I had a cute one with a picture of Kermit the Frog on it when I was in college

I thought they were called tank tops when a girl wore them.

 

[PhotoJones]

why not? they're awesome . . . they're like a male-bra . . .

^man . . . what's wrong w/ you people

it's not like it's the only thing I wear . . . I wear other clothing over it . . .

you don't wear a man-bra!?! you floosie!

ok, ok, so if nobody here wears beaters, what do you guys wear? surely you can't go around undershirtless, getting your nips chaffed and all . . . say you have one of those nifty Hanes undershirts . . . substitute that for the wifebeater scenario . . . .

^ok, I'm content with letting this thread die now

The thread where DV8 reveals things about himself.

 

[DV8]

and he couldn't quite manage it. he was just too short.

 

[DV8]

The thread where DV8 reveals things about himself.

hahaha, I'm just sad that nobody feels my pain; and that so many people seem to not wear undershirts do your nips feel no pain!?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I don't wear wife-beaters. It'd be false advertising.

 

[PhotoJones]

I usually just wear a white tee.