The Just-Too-Short Wifebeater

[DV8]

maybe it's a midwest thing? or wait, I just realized I'm a hick on cops

 

[DV8]

I don't wear wife-beaters. It'd be false advertising.

maybe you should try beating wives . . . doesn't have to be your wife

it's really quite liberating

 

[Two-Face]

No I don't hit women...

 

[turtlefocker]

I thought this was going to be a news story about a violent midget involved in a spousal abuse case

Yea... major let-down

 

[PhotoJones]

I just realized I'm a hick on cops

And there you have it, folks.

 

[Duende Verde]

maybe it's a midwest thing? or wait, I just realized I'm a hick on cops

 

[sinewave]

I usually just wear a white tee.

d-to-the-itto.

 

[Logan's Runt]

When girls wear those are they still called Wife Beaters. I had a cute one with a picture of Kermit the Frog on it when I was in college

I've always heard them called 'boy beaters' when marketed to girls.

 

[Logan's Runt]

maybe it's a midwest thing? or wait, I just realized I'm a hick on cops

Me too. I wear wifebeaters under red flannel. I'm the chick that calls the cops on her husband and then ends up fighting with the cops.

 

[AllThingsComic]

Lmao, this is a great thread because I have one, and everytime i go to to laundry I ask my self why don't I just throw it out??? Then I say to myself, you never know and just wind up washing it.

 

[DV8]

Me too. I wear wifebeaters under red flannel. I'm the chick that calls the cops on her husband and then ends up fighting with the cops.

you fuackin rock!

 

[DV8]

Lmao, this is a great thread because I have one, and everytime i go to to laundry I ask my self why don't I just throw it out??? Then I say to myself, you never know and just wind up washing it.

YES!! it took 2 pages of wife-beater hate to finally get someone who understands me . . . I feel like a teenage girl

 

[AllThingsComic]

Also, I wear alot of jersey's and the material irritates my nipples. I have to do the tent thing to my shirt all day if I wear a jersey with no wife beater.

 

[DV8]

and I'm not saying I buy short wifebeaters . . . I have some that were maybe mis-estimated in size upon purchase, and have now shrunk to belly-button varying degrees . . .

 

[AllThingsComic]

YES!! it took 2 pages of wife-beater hate to finally get someone who understands me . . . I feel like a teenage girl

Awesome, i'm not alone in this world!

 

[DV8]

Also, I wear alot of jersey's and the material irritates my nipples. I have to do the tent thing to my shirt all day if I wear a jersey with no wife beater.

xactly . . . and sometimes an under t-shirt is a bit too much . . .

 

[DV8]

Awesome, i'm not alone in this world!

you're my friend til the end dude

 

[Logan's Runt]

and I'm not saying I buy short wifebeaters . . . I have some that were maybe mis-estimated in size upon purchase, and have now shrunk to belly-button varying degrees . . .

Luckily if I buy a package of guys wifebeaters in my size they're super long on me.

But if I go with boys' sizes for a tighter fit, I get midriff city.

 

[DV8]

^yeah, and see that's not really secksy on a dude anymore . . . maybe if we were still in 1983 . . . . when dudes used to wear those half football jerseys

 

[Logan's Runt]

^yeah, and see that's not really secksy on a dude anymore . . . maybe if we were still in 1983 . . . . when dudes used to wear those half football jerseys

The only guys that wear them anymore are rappers and rapper wannabes.

 

[Orko Is King]

I thought this was about midgets beating up their wives.

 

[PLAS]

I do wear wifebeaters, and I don't beat my wife... well, maybe sometimes, in a kinky kind of way, but that's beside the point

I wear wifebeaters all the time, they keep me fresh and prevent chaffing and they are very comfortable to wear on summer afternoons after you get home from work and are just doing nothing, chilling in your bedroom, listening to NPR and witting something

wifebeaters all the way... yay...

 

[DV8]

^take it from Chris Cornell, folks . . . wifebeaters are 'yay'

 

[PLAS]

^take it from Chris Cornell, folks . . . wifebeaters are 'yay'

umm, that wasn't Chris Cornell, but he does indeed rock wifebeaters all the time

 

[DV8]

umm, that wasn't Chris Cornell, but he does indeed rock wifebeaters all the time

Lol! I know . . . it was a joke