I hate it!

the only part I liked about it was when I pushed the eject button on my DVD player. It's ugly, sadistic, depressing, disgusting and unfunny. Clayton Moore is turning in his grave...and I bet Walt Disney is spinning around quite a bit too.
1. Johnny Depp isn't Tonto at all. He's Jack Sparrow with face paint and a dead crow on his head. How original...
And why couldn't they use a real native American actor?
2. The Lone Loser is nothing like the original, they mock the character throughout the whole movie. I bet the Batman-fanboys would cry if they made a movie where Batman is a fool, and Robin is the smart one.
People whine about Batman & Robin, but even that movie didn't portray Batman as a joke or drag his face through horse****. But Batman is popular...who cares about The Lone Ranger?
3. The badguy eats hearts...in a Disney movie? What the...and a bunch of Indians are slaughtered, it's horrible...

but wait, there's a horse standing on a tree branch! *slaps knee, and roars with laughter*. Make up your mind, movie.
4. The whole movie is like a nightmare. The eating of hearts, the old human dummy-Tonto, flesh-eating rabbits, tree-climbing horses...what kind of drugs were they on?
5. They made fun of Christians (how original) and Native American beliefs. I'm surprised they didn't include a Jewish stereotype or a minstrel show.
6. It was extremely boring. I wanted to turn it off after the first 60 minutes...nothing interesting happened. And when something finally happened (the last 8 minutes), it was too late. And the action scenes at the end were nothing new either...The Legend of Zorro, anyone?
One of the worst movies I have ever seen. Why did they even make it? It's not really the Lone Ranger. Couldn't they just make something "original" and leave The Lone Ranger alone?
The actors and filmmakers should be ashamed of themselves. The money they made should be taken away from them and given to homeless people, and Armie Hammer and Johnny Depp should be dragged by a horse through a mountain of cow dung...twice.