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[Perfect Cell]

It never ceases to be magnificent.

 

[Reek]

a new lounge rise.

ALPHA LOUNGE 7

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

 

[Perfect Cell]

Bar Lounge: Recovery.


Shut up, I'm not here to impress you people.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

What do Canadians know about naming things? They can't even label bacon correctly.

 

[Perfect Cell]

We have regular bacon, and Canadian bacon. Why limit yourself? If I run a high cholesterol, I guess I'll just get it taken care of at my local hospital. And I'll still have money to buy more bacon.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

"Mr. President... We have to close the Bacon Gap between us and Canada."

 

[Perfect Cell]

"Anyone can miss Canada. All tucked away down there."

 

[Perfect Cell]

Also, I want to point out that we don't actually call it Canadian bacon. It's back bacon, or peameal bacon, depending on the type. You ****s actually labelled it. Checkmate.

 

[Reek]

your people had to create another bacon... you could have used a different name.

 

[Perfect Cell]

We created pizza with pineapple and ham as toppings. But we named it Hawaiian. Looking for logic in this frozen slab is an exercise in futility.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Lies! Your bacon is nothing but ham!! HAM I SAY!

 

[Perfect Cell]

...And it is bacon. Bacon is cured strips of pork. That's what the word means! We can't just change words to suit our own ends.

Like redefining the word "literally" because most of our population is too stupid to use it correctly.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

We created pizza with pineapple and ham as toppings. But we named it Hawaiian. Looking for logic in this frozen slab is an exercise in futility.

Wait... THAT WAS YOU?! (Not you personally Bri, just the nation you belong to.)


I've always known there was a reason to distrust you moose humpers!

 

[Perfect Cell]

I want to be clear that it's always consensual.

 

[Reek]

Everything is consensual with Tek Jansen.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I want to be clear that it's always consensual.

I figuratively just vomited in my own mouth.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Everything is consensual with Tek Jansen.

Loving the alien. Killing the alien. Sometimes loving then killing the alien.

 

[Perfect Cell]

It's almost a guarantee that this thing gets named Kingsman: The Golden Lounge or something. Then all of this will be for naught.

Naught.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Or my original suggestion for the last lounge... I'm counting that as a personal victory. One born from pain and shame.

 

[flickchick85]

Well in light of our recent Deathmatch I wanted to honor my worthy adversary. Plus I said we'd have a chance for two IT-related titles. Plus I finally saw IT today.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Pain and shame.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Pain and shame.

Ah... So you went to Catholic school too as a kid Bri?