The Lounge Who Would Be King

[Reek]

My porn is never disrupted.

I don't like the smell of this place... ash... aluminum... somethings going on in the stratosphere.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

My porn is ever disrupted.

I don't like the smell of this place... ash... aluminum... somethings going on in the stratosphere.

That just sounds like Georgia needs to update it's environmental regulations to me.

 

[Guts]

Kosminski.

So Jack The Ripper was a barber. Makes me wonder if there will be a new version of Sweeney Todd where he kills prostitutes in White Chapel. I'm disappointed Alan Moore's version with William Gull as the killer wasn't true.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

So Jack The Ripper was a barber. Makes me wonder if there will be a new version of Sweeney Todd where he kills prostitutes in White Chapel. I'm disappointed Alan Moore's version with William Gull as the killer wasn't true.

Barbers... They are not to be trusted.

 

[Reek]

I have challenge #5 lined up... its epic.

however... that would be only 5 for alpha squad 7. 6 including bret the hitman cell....

 

[Reek]

and then for challenge 8... the finale.... a team poster.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

and then for challenge 8... the finale.... a team poster.

You are intent on sucking out all of Bri's creative juices at this point.

 

[Reek]

Wrong... I'm making him stronger.

What would you know? Nothing but a washed up 76 year old martial artist who couldn't karate chop through paper right now... I'm training the boy. One day... he will rule us all... and you'll wish you didn't disrespect me.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Wrong... I'm making him stronger.

What would you know? Nothing but a washed up 76 year old martial artist who couldn't karate chop through paper right now... I'm training the boy. One day... he will rule us all... and you'll wish you didn't disrespect me.

Hey... I still got some moves.

 

[Perfect Cell]

At least it's a different one this time.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

At least it's a different one this time.

Spoiler

 

[Perfect Cell]

Goddammit, I was expecting the bald one. ****ing got me.

Is this what that feels like? I don't like it. It's like a buzzing sound, but from very far away.

 

[Reek]

krypton as a martial arts supervillain who puts olives on pizza.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

 

[Reek]

This is the taleeeeeeee of Captain Reek Sparrowwwwwww

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

No matter how much you want... Michael Bolton will never love you back Reek.

 

[Reek]

you bite your tongue

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

you bite your tongue

Well... Yeah. Of course I do.

I'm ****ing delicious. I'm seasoned with tomato, cheese, garlic and fresh olives after all.

 

[Roose Bolton]

Look....I may have frequented that opium den, but those hookers were disected long before I got there.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Look....I may have frequented that opium den, but those hookers were disected long before I got there.

I want to believe you Roose... But let me ask you this... Have you ever visited the planet Argelius II?

 

[Roose Bolton]

I refuse to answer on the grounds that Star Fleet may indict me.

 

[Reek]

i plead the fif

 

[Schlosser85]

I want to believe you Roose... But let me ask you this... Have you ever visited the planet Argelius II?

Argelius II

The name seemed to send a collective shudder through the entire far-flung populace of the Rieedark Impirate. A Bogeyman embedded deep within the subconscious.

Chrism had never quite been able to determine the heart of the matter----the Rieedark'ahk'ah were a notoriously tight-lipped people, especially with outsiders, and especially with Capital News Net journos living like tumbleweeds in the wind along the starways of Traxus XII looking for scoops the mainline nets wouldn't bring you---but he gathered it was the site of some cataclysm, some devastating blow in a long-ago conflict that had blasted itself like a crater into their racial memory.

Like an Ardellian mole after a ringsqueaker.....he would have to dig deeper.

 

[squeekness]

So Jack The Ripper was a barber. Makes me wonder if there will be a new version of Sweeney Todd where he kills prostitutes in White Chapel. I'm disappointed Alan Moore's version with William Gull as the killer wasn't true.

Hee hee, Sweeney Todd was the first thing I thought of too.

 

[Guts]

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