The Lumberjack's "You're an @$$" thread.

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  1. The Lumberjack

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  2. Carter

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    Nice Idea.
     
  3. marvelisawesome

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    ahahahaahahahaahh!!!!
     
  4. Mr. Thing

    Mr. Thing HAHAHAHA no.

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    I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
    I sleep all night and I work all day
    He's a lumberjack and he's okay
    He sleeps all night and he works all day

    I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
    I go to the lavat'ry
    On Wednesdays I go shopping
    And have buttered scones for tea
    He cuts down trees...
    He's a lumberjack...

    I cut down trees, I skip and jump
    I love to press wild flow'rs
    I put on women's clothing
    And hang around in bars
    He cuts down trees...
    He's a lumberjack...

    I cut down trees, I wear high heels
    Suspendies and a bra
    I wish I'd been a girlie
    Just like my dear papa
    He cuts down trees...
    He's a lumberjack...

    Just had to be posted. :up:
     
  5. The Lumberjack

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    Everywhere I go.:up:
     
  6. Mr. Thing

    Mr. Thing HAHAHAHA no.

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    I'll make sure. :up:
     
  7. Elijya

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    here's my favorite ass:

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Carter

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    Drooling
     
  9. The Amazing Lee

    The Amazing Lee Don't call me chicken!

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    The force is strong....

















































    ...in MY PANTS!
     
  10. ScottyBBadd

    ScottyBBadd The Texas Outlaw

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    Some of those are just disturbing.
     
  11. DrVenkman90

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    LOL!
     
  12. The Lumberjack

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    Ever think Darth Vader has finally come to exact his revenge? If so, then you're hopeless.
     
  13. C.F. Kane

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    [​IMG]

    The guy on the left, he's an ass.
     
  14. Dew k. Mosi

    Dew k. Mosi Hype Award Winner

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    That guy is an *******. Hahahahaha, that was funny
     
  15. The Amazing Lee

    The Amazing Lee Don't call me chicken!

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    he's also a bottom ;)
     
  16. The Geek Vault

    The Geek Vault Come at me bro

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    Is that from the movie "A midsummer nights dream"? I read that book, my english teacher sucked.
     
  17. The Amazing Lee

    The Amazing Lee Don't call me chicken!

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    I'd be scared if Darth Vader woke me up and tried to kill me too.

    Man I bet he slept on the couch for many nights to come :D:up:
     
  18. C.F. Kane

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    Thou sayest true, marvelman sir
    The image did from movies come
    And Kevin Kline lies 'neath the fur
    With Phieffer near him in the sun.

    Kline didst play Bottom with skill and mirth,
    Though Flockhart's Helena did lack in girth.
     
  19. Alexia Dark

    Alexia Dark Warrior Princess

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    LOL, but that needs two more lines to be a stanza. Do one for Bale! :D
     
  20. Holly Goodhead

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    Will You Go To Prom With Me?!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  21. C.F. Kane

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    Thanks, but I'm too lazy to make a full sonnet. I wanted to end it with the traditional rhyming couplet, so I went with that.
     
  22. Alexia Dark

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    There. It's all I could think of.
     
  23. nosebleed.

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    couch duty would be well worth the video for that. i don't remember the last time i've laughed so hard. *thinks of similar thing i could do w/my wife*
     
  24. nosebleed.

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    that would've been awesome if a girl asked me to goto prom w/her like that. i would've responded by headbutting her (which would've meant "yes").
     
  25. C.F. Kane

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    Not bad, but proper sonnet form has stanzas of alternating rhyming lines. The final thing you put in was two couplets.
     

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