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The Lumberjack's "You're an @$$" thread.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
He's a lumberjack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

Just had to be posted. :up:
 
Mr. Thing said:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
He's a lumberjack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

Just had to be posted. :up:
Everywhere I go.:up:
 
here's my favorite ass:

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The Lumberjack said:
Ever think Darth Vader has finally come to exact his revenge? If so, then you're hopeless.
That guy is an *******. Hahahahaha, that was funny
 
C.F. Kane said:
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The guy on the left, he's an ass.
Is that from the movie "A midsummer nights dream"? I read that book, my english teacher sucked.
 
Dew k. Mosi said:
That guy is an *******. Hahahahaha, that was funny

I'd be scared if Darth Vader woke me up and tried to kill me too.

Man I bet he slept on the couch for many nights to come :D:up:
 
marvelman418 said:
Is that from the movie "A midsummer nights dream"? I read that book, my english teacher sucked.

Thou sayest true, marvelman sir
The image did from movies come
And Kevin Kline lies 'neath the fur
With Phieffer near him in the sun.

Kline didst play Bottom with skill and mirth,
Though Flockhart's Helena did lack in girth.
 
C.F. Kane said:
Thou sayest true, marvelman sir
The image did from movies come
And Kevin Kline lies 'neath the fur
With Phieffer near him in the sun.

Kline didst play Bottom with skill and mirth,
Though Flockhart's Helena did lack in girth.

LOL, but that needs two more lines to be a stanza. Do one for Bale! :D
 
Webmistress_O4 said:
LOL, but that needs two more lines to be a stanza. Do one for Bale! :D

Thanks, but I'm too lazy to make a full sonnet. I wanted to end it with the traditional rhyming couplet, so I went with that.
 
C.F. Kane said:
Thou sayest true, marvelman sir
The image did from movies come
And Kevin Kline lies 'neath the fur
With Phieffer near him in the sun.

Kline didst play Bottom with skill and mirth,
Though Flockhart's Helena did lack in girth.
And Bale's appearance, one of his first
Will surely turn out to be the worst.

There. It's all I could think of.
 
The Lumberjack said:
Ever think Darth Vader has finally come to exact his revenge? If so, then you're hopeless.

couch duty would be well worth the video for that. i don't remember the last time i've laughed so hard. *thinks of similar thing i could do w/my wife*
 
Holly Goodhead said:
Will You Go To Prom With Me?!!!!!!!!!!!

that would've been awesome if a girl asked me to goto prom w/her like that. i would've responded by headbutting her (which would've meant "yes").
 
Webmistress_O4 said:
There. It's all I could think of.

Not bad, but proper sonnet form has stanzas of alternating rhyming lines. The final thing you put in was two couplets.
 

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