The Lumberjack's "You're an @$$" thread.

[The Lumberjack]

This guy? Yeah, he's an ass.

Guess who else is an ass? You got it.

I was at the mall the other day and guess who I ran into! A huge ass.

No explanation neccesary.

It's just too bad I'm a huge ass.

It's sad how much some asses just seem to hate themselves.

More to come at a later date.

 

[Carter]

Nice Idea.

 

[marvelisawesome]

ahahahaahahahaahh!!!!

 

[Mr. Thing]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
He's a lumberjack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

Just had to be posted.

 

[The Lumberjack]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
He's a lumberjack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

Just had to be posted.

Everywhere I go.

 

[Mr. Thing]

Everywhere I go.

I'll make sure.

 

[Elijya]

here's my favorite ass:

 

[Carter]

Drooling

 

[The Amazing Lee]

here's my favorite ass:

The force is strong....

















































...in MY PANTS!

 

[ScottyBBadd]

Some of those are just disturbing.

 

[DrVenkman90]

The force is strong....

















































...in MY PANTS!

LOL!

 

[The Lumberjack]

Ever think Darth Vader has finally come to exact his revenge? If so, then you're hopeless.

 

[C.F. Kane]

The guy on the left, he's an ass.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Ever think Darth Vader has finally come to exact his revenge? If so, then you're hopeless.

That guy is an *******. Hahahahaha, that was funny

 

[The Amazing Lee]

The guy on the left, he's an ass.

he's also a bottom

 

[The Geek Vault]

The guy on the left, he's an ass.

Is that from the movie "A midsummer nights dream"? I read that book, my english teacher sucked.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

That guy is an *******. Hahahahaha, that was funny

I'd be scared if Darth Vader woke me up and tried to kill me too.

Man I bet he slept on the couch for many nights to come up:

 

[C.F. Kane]

Is that from the movie "A midsummer nights dream"? I read that book, my english teacher sucked.

Thou sayest true, marvelman sir
The image did from movies come
And Kevin Kline lies 'neath the fur
With Phieffer near him in the sun.

Kline didst play Bottom with skill and mirth,
Though Flockhart's Helena did lack in girth.

 

[Alexia Dark]

Thou sayest true, marvelman sir
The image did from movies come
And Kevin Kline lies 'neath the fur
With Phieffer near him in the sun.

Kline didst play Bottom with skill and mirth,
Though Flockhart's Helena did lack in girth.

LOL, but that needs two more lines to be a stanza. Do one for Bale!

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Will You Go To Prom With Me?!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[C.F. Kane]

LOL, but that needs two more lines to be a stanza. Do one for Bale!

Thanks, but I'm too lazy to make a full sonnet. I wanted to end it with the traditional rhyming couplet, so I went with that.

 

[Alexia Dark]

Thou sayest true, marvelman sir
The image did from movies come
And Kevin Kline lies 'neath the fur
With Phieffer near him in the sun.

Kline didst play Bottom with skill and mirth,
Though Flockhart's Helena did lack in girth.
And Bale's appearance, one of his first
Will surely turn out to be the worst.

There. It's all I could think of.

 

[nosebleed.]

Ever think Darth Vader has finally come to exact his revenge? If so, then you're hopeless.

couch duty would be well worth the video for that. i don't remember the last time i've laughed so hard. *thinks of similar thing i could do w/my wife*

 

[nosebleed.]

Will You Go To Prom With Me?!!!!!!!!!!!

that would've been awesome if a girl asked me to goto prom w/her like that. i would've responded by headbutting her (which would've meant "yes").

 

[C.F. Kane]

There. It's all I could think of.

Not bad, but proper sonnet form has stanzas of alternating rhyming lines. The final thing you put in was two couplets.