The 'Make An Honest Confession' Thread! Part V: Rebirth

[SpideyVille]

I confess that I am working out to steal Willard's thunder. When my abs come in 2013 I'll be a bigger **** tgan he is now.

My abs were bakordered for 2014.

 

[Kane52630]

I confess that I am working out to steal Willard's thunder. When my abs come in 2013 I'll be a bigger **** tgan he is now.

My abs were bakordered for 2014.

Mine was misplaced and the store told me to get the f*** out.

 

[E-Man]

More discrimination toward robots, Kane? Better use the cult of personality.

 

[Kane52630]

*prays for CM Punk*

 

[E-Man]

*also prays for that skinny fat man*

 

[SpideyVille]

I confess that sometimes I feel like I wasted my teenage years.

 

[SuperFerret]

I confess that I'm beginning to seriously consider joining a dating site.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Christian Singles!

 

[Scarecrow_King]

I confess that I'm beginning to seriously consider joining a dating site.

I've been thinking about doing the same thing. But they're shockingly expensive.

 

[SpideyVille]

I recently got hooked on IGN's Knockin' Boots podcast, and I think one of the dating sites they mention a lot there is Plenty of Fish. I've never tried it but I hear it's free.

 

[WillardNation]

I confess that I used to despise tequila but I'm really starring to come around to it. The key is to drink the top shelf stuff.

 

[Scarecrow_King]

No, the key is to save your money, buy the cheap ****, and drink it so fast you don't have time to taste it. Works for me.

 

[Schlosser85]

I confess that I think beer tastes like ****.

 

[bored]

I confess that *insert shocking revelation here*.

 

[Immortalfire]

I confess that I'm beginning to seriously consider joining a dating site.

Erzengel is about to start one... ErzHarmony.com

 

[Marx]

I confess that I think beer tastes like ****.

I confess that I agree.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I hate beer, but have to drink it for social reasons. I hate the taste, hate the bloated feeling it gives you, hate the calorie count, hate that it makes me go to the bathroom every 5 minutes, hate its smell when it's stale. I much prefer Jack and coke... or OJ and vodka. Mixed drinks are my shizz.

 

[Anubis]

I tend to use beer as a chaser.

 

[bullets]

I confess I'm not much of a beer drinker but I really like Heineken.

 

[Manic]

I hate beer, but have to drink it for social reasons. I hate the taste, hate the bloated feeling it gives you, hate the calorie count, hate that it makes me go to the bathroom every 5 minutes, hate its smell when it's stale. I much prefer Jack and coke... or OJ and vodka. Mixed drinks are my shizz.

That pretty much describes my taste in drinks, only replace the screwdriver with 7-Up & vodka.

I've only ever liked one kind of beer, and it was a local brew at this one bar. I have no idea what it was.

 

[bullets]

I went to the Heineken brewery in Amsterdam and that was the best it had ever tasted.


I prefer to drink Jack Daniels straight because I like the taste.

 

[Manic]

I have to drink my Jack Daniels mixed to endure the taste. If I have to drink it straight, give me a shot glass.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

When I was in college I chugged an entire fifth of Jack Daniels straight from the bottle over a period of an hour or so. I was an idiot and I'm lucky I didn't end up in the emergency room. Had an epic blackout though and puked in my friend's hallway.

Now I have to drink Jack mixed. Straight shots of anything are becoming more and more difficult to endure as I get older.

 

[bullets]

I understand but i just have a tolerance for it apparently. I'm not recommending it though. I played shot glass checkers (courtesy of Spenser's ) with a friend and it turned his stomach inside out.

 

[SuperFerret]

I don't mind beer in bottles. Anything else is terrible.