The 'Make An Honest Confession' Thread! Part V: Rebirth

[Aesop Rocks]

Haha. I think everyone should go to a gay bar at least once in their life.

 

[WillardNation]

I hooked up with waaaaay more women working at the gay bar than I did at the straight bar.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I noticed that! You also seemed to have much more fun bouncing at the gay bar, too.

 

[Hound55]

All you beer haters probably haven't tried too many types. And I don't mean brands. I was pretty apathetic towards beer until I started experimenting with bocks, tripels, porters, stouts, etc. Even the damn glass you drink it from can enhance the taste. You have to drink it at the right temperature too. Waaaay more to it than just buying a 6 pack of your typical American pisswater. If you guys have the opportunity to go to an Oktoberfest, go for it and let Germany rock your tongue off.

Ugh... That reminds me. I knew a guy who used to drink those cans of Guinness straight out of the can.

These people need to be taken to where Saint Patrick drove all the snakes to and be left there...

 

[Marx]

I went to a gay bar once... Had to pay 12 bucks to get in and every drink was ridiculously overpriced.

You must've gone to the wrong gay bar. The ones I've gone to don't have a cover charge and the drink prices aren't that expensive at all.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I hooked up with waaaaay more women working at the gay bar than I did at the straight bar.

Those aren't women.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

yay for ignorant minded thinking!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Jeesh... just a joke. Willard kinda set himself up for that one. Don't get all sassy now.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I can't take jokes!

HOW DO FUN?

 

[WillardNation]

No, I had way more fun at the straight bar. The gay bar tried to be upscale so there were a lot of snobby, self-entitled ********s that pissed me off A LOT. The last straw was this guy who refused to leave the downstairs dance area until he finished his drink because "it was too small upstairs" and was just being an overall dick. And, because we catered to a certain kind of people (the rich ones, not the gay ones), we weren't really allowed to put hands on people unless they got physical. It took every ounce of my will power to not hurt that guy. I quit shortly after.

We got a lot of people who would complain about paying a cover and pull the "I'm so and so" or "My mom owns such and such" card. To which I always replied, "No idea what that is. 7 dollars please."

The real kicker was when they would ***** and complain about the cover and then pull out a wad of hundreds. IT'S ****ING $7, YOU PIECE OF ****.

 

[bullets]

Haha. I think everyone should go to a gay bar at least once in their life.

I've been to a gay bar in Germany but it was after hours. This girl my friend was hooking up with at the time invited us after we were leaving another club. It was just us , a couple girls , and a gay couple that ran the place. They let us drink all the xuxu we wanted.

I'd go just to check out the scene but it's just never happened.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

You must've gone to the wrong gay bar. The ones I've gone to don't have a cover charge and the drink prices aren't that expensive at all.

well if they have a dace floor they usually have covers (in my experience) and as for alchy prices just depends on city. I haven't found a pricey drink place in ohio yet.. but LA was double the price at most places

 

[spideyboy_1111]

No, I had way more fun at the straight bar. The gay bar tried to be upscale so there were a lot of snobby, self-entitled ********s that pissed me off A LOT. The last straw was this guy who refused to leave the downstairs dance area until he finished his drink because "it was too small upstairs" and was just being an overall dick. And, because we catered to a certain kind of people (the rich ones, not the gay ones), we weren't really allowed to put hands on people unless they got physical. It took every ounce of my will power to not hurt that guy. I quit shortly after.

We got a lot of people who would complain about paying a cover and pull the "I'm so and so" or "My mom owns such and such" card. To which I always replied, "No idea what that is. 7 dollars please."

The real kicker was when they would ***** and complain about the cover and then pull out a wad of hundreds. IT'S ****ING $7, YOU PIECE OF ****.

i hate paying cover... but then again i don't have $100 on me... and usually get drunk off $30 ish haha

fun fact though... Gay bars really are a gold mine for straight guys to get laid (by actual girls)

 

[spideyboy_1111]

I'll also confess i find it humerous of the life span of a gay bar...

Gay Bar Opens --> straight girls come in droves (so they can have fun, and dress up without worying about getting hit on) --> straight guys realize that by the end of the night, those girls are lonely.. and want a guy because with the mix of alchy and what not.. they realize none of the "perfect" boys around them... want them --> bar becomes a 50/50 bar of straight and gay --> bar becomes ghetto and the gays start leaving --> gay's open up new bar. ---> Repeat

 

[Manic]

fun fact though... Gay bars really are a gold mine for straight guys to get laid (by actual girls)

Cool. Tell me it's possible to trick guys into giving me free drinks before rejecting them, and I'm heading to the Castro.

 

[Immortalfire]

No, I had way more fun at the straight bar. The gay bar tried to be upscale so there were a lot of snobby, self-entitled ********s that pissed me off A LOT. The last straw was this guy who refused to leave the downstairs dance area until he finished his drink because "it was too small upstairs" and was just being an overall dick. And, because we catered to a certain kind of people (the rich ones, not the gay ones), we weren't really allowed to put hands on people unless they got physical. It took every ounce of my will power to not hurt that guy. I quit shortly after.

We got a lot of people who would complain about paying a cover and pull the "I'm so and so" or "My mom owns such and such" card. To which I always replied, "No idea what that is. 7 dollars please."

The real kicker was when they would ***** and complain about the cover and then pull out a wad of hundreds. IT'S ****ING $7, YOU PIECE OF ****.

 

[WillardNation]

Cool. Tell me it's possible to trick guys into giving me free drinks before rejecting them, and I'm heading to the Castro.

Yes. But they will expect something in return so take caution.

 

[Victarion]

Willard, you deserve a tip, which those ladies or gentlemen seemed more than happy to give you.

 

[Anubis]

And always keep your drink covered.....you might wake up in a gorilla suit with the butt out and severe ass pain on a Russian sub if you're not careful.

 

[WillardNation]

i hate paying cover... but then again i don't have $100 on me... and usually get drunk off $30 ish haha

Whenever people would complain about cover I would just tell them, "Look, the cover is how the band/dj gets paid. No cover, no entertainment." I love the people who say, "Why do I have to pay cover? I'm not even drinking!"
So basically, you want to come in and use our establishment to have a really good time and not give us ANY money? If anything, that means you deserve to pay the cover more than everybody else. I liked to use the guilt trip of "So you want to have fun but you don't want to support your local entertainment industry?"

fun fact though... Gay bars really are a gold mine for straight guys to get laid (by actual girls)

This is true.

 

[WillardNation]

And always keep your drink covered.....you might wake up in a gorilla suit with the butt out and severe ass pain on a Russian sub if you're not careful.

And Anubis knows this because he's the one sitting in the corner, watching you, petting his gorilla suit.

 

[Anubis]

It's true....I ain't no good Tovarich.

 

[SpideyVille]

I confess that I'm a little upset to hear about not getting a job with my sister-in-law, not because I wasn't qualified, but rather because I wasn't available full time due to me having classes on 2 of the 5 days of the week. I'm even more upset because it sounded like a decent paying job with not too much work, and I feel like that could've really helped me feel like I was finally moving forward with my life. It almost makes me wonder if I should postpone my last semester of college to take the job, even though I really want to finish school now and I'm very excited about my classes for the semester.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

As a straight guy, I confess I'm a little weirded out over what I've learned about my former best friend. Before a major falling out, I learned that his jokes about wanting three-ways with me and my girl were actually serious and that his actual reason was less about being with her, and more about being with me.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Oh so you're a homophobe?